Vampire quotes

“- Abraham Van Helsing: Dracula: not myth, nor ravings of a mad Irish novelist, oh no. He's real, I assure you.
- Simon Sheppard: This is the fucking Twilight Zone!”
Christopher Plummer - Abraham Van Helsing
Jonny Lee Miller - Simon Sheppard

“- Edgar Frog: You did the right thing by calling us. Does your brother sleep a lot?
- Sam Emerson: Yeah, all day.
- Alan Frog: Does the sunlight freak him out?
- Sam Emerson: Uh, he wears sunglasses in the house.
- Edgar Frog: Bad breath, long fingernails?
- Sam Emerson: Yeah, his fingernails are a little bit longer, um, he always had bad breath...” (continue)(continue reading)
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog
Corey Haim - Sam
Jamison Newlander - Alan Frog

“- Renfield: I thought you were having fun.
- Dracula: Fun? How would you like to go around looking like a head waiter for 700 years?”
Arte Johnson - Renfield
George Hamilton - Dracula

“- Blade: There are worse things out tonight than vampires.
- Karen: Like what?
- Blade: Like me.”
Wesley Snipes - Blade
N'Bushe Wright - Karen

“Some vampires will believe anything.”
Severn Darden - Van Helsing

“There is one advantage all humans have over us. You can move about in the daytime. We can't. We must return to our graves before sunrise, or we're destroyed.”

Louise Allbritton - Katherine Caldwell

“I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two bloodsuckers go the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode, but all will try to take you with them.”
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog

“- Policeman with dog: You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves to bite!
- Maximillian: So do I!”

Eddie Murphy - Maximillian

“- Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: My name is Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg, and I want to talk to you about a man who sucks the blood out of people.
- Lt. Ferguson: A loan shark? What's 's name.”
Dick Shawn - Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg
Dick Shawn - Lt. Ferguson

“A vampire is an earthbound spirit... whose body comes to life at night and scours the countryside, satisfying a ravenous appetite for the blood of the living. This it does by drawing it from the throat of its victim.”

J. Edward Bromberg - Professor Lazlo

“A vampire's power last from sunset to sunrise. During the hours of the day it must rest in the earth in which it was buried.”
Edward Van Sloan - Abraham Van Helsing

“- Harker: She's alive?
- Professor Van Helsing: She's Nosferatu.
- Harker: She's Italian?”

Steven Weber - Harker
Mel Brooks - Abraham Van Helsing

“It is you, Kay, and you're alive! But what is it, Kay? You seem to be cold, like death. You seem to be Kay, but there's a strange difference. It's almost as if I didn't know you.”

Robert Paige - Frank Stanley

“- Max: Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless.
- Sam Emerson: Did you know that?
- Edgar Frog: Of course. Everyone knows that.”
Edward Herrmann - Max
Corey Haim - Sam
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog

- Sam Emerson: And then his dog started chasing my mom like the hounds of hell in "Vampires Everywhere."
- Edgar Frog: We've been aware there's some very serious vampire activity in this town for some time.
- Alan Frog: Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead.
- Edgar Frog: As a matter of fact, we're almost certain ghouls and werewolves... (continue)(continue reading)
Corey Haim - Sam
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog
Jamison Newlander - Alan Frog

“Master, it will be wonderful at the reception when you marry Miss Cindy! How they danced, on the night, that they bled...”

Arte Johnson - Renfield

“Nosferatu. Vampire! First I will save your soul, then I will destroy you. I will show you your room.”
Lincoln Maazel - Cuda