Vulgarity quotes

“- Johnny Murata: What did that mean?
- Chris Kenner: Roughly translated, out of the frying pan and boned up the ass with a red-hot poker.
- Johnny Murata: There you have it.”

Brandon Lee - Johnny Murata
Dolph Lundgren - Sgt. Chris Kenner

“No more G-strings. No more smoky rooms, and potheads, and hookers, and those old terrible men, and the tassels.”
Vanna White - Mickey

“- Charles Rane: Mr. Cutter, how kind of you to pay me a visit. You've been a worthy adversary. It's a shame we won't be seeing much more of each other.
- John Cutter: Let me tell you something. If anybody else gets hurt on that plane... it's gonna take a hell of a lot more than a prison cell to keep me from ripping your fucking nuts off.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bruce Payne - Charles Rane
Wesley Snipes - John Cutter

- Marla Stewart: Could you say one sentence without the word "fuck" in it?
- Capt. Gregory Fanducci: Sorry. Would you like a Pez?
- Marla Stewart: No.
- Capt. Gregory Fanducci: Best fucking candy in the world!
Joan Severance - Marla Stewart
Peter Riegert - Capt. Gregory Fanducci

“- Ken Wu: Russ, you gotta teach me how to talk some trash.
- Russ Tyler: It can't be taught, Kenny, man. I mean, it's got to be the first thing that comes to your mind. You just got to go for it. Try it.”
Justin Wong - Ken Wu
Kenan Thompson - Russ Tyler

“- April: It's time to put your dick on the chopping block.
- Ray: Good mouth!
- April: I'm trying to be more colorful.”
Katrin Cartlidge - April
Campbell Scott - Ray

“- Principal Shippy: He violated school property and he flouted the law.
- Caroline Wolff Hansen: Can you say that in English, please?
- Principal Shippy: He wrote obscene words on the wall.”

Lee Wilkof - Principal Shippy
Ellen Barkin - Caroline

“- Monty Capuletti: [about his Mother-In-Law] She says I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble. I mean she's right, but what can I do? I got no... what's the word?
- Nicky Cerone: Class.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Monty Capuletti
Joe Pesci - Nicky Cerone

“- Denise: Ooohhh, he's delicious, isn't he? I'd serve coffee on that ass.
- John: Do you have to be so vulgar about men? Like they're pieces of meat?
- Denise: Sorry, John. I forgot you're sensitive about your flat ass.”

Lisa Kudrow - Denise
James Marsters - John

- Tony: Hey, she's pretty sweet kiddo, Butch. You take a Tony's advice and settle down with this-a one, eh?
- Lady: "This-a one"?
- Tramp: This-a one... this-a... Oh! Tony, you know. He's-a not-a speak-a English-a pretty good.
George Givot - Tony
Barbara Luddy - Lady
Larry Roberts - Tramp

“- Alex: Mom! What do I do with this chest? This sucker weighs a goddang ton.
- Evelyn: Alex, watch your language!
- Alex: Rather weighty, this.”
Freddie Boath - Alex
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan

“- Chucky: Tiffany! Where the fuck are you?
- Jesse: You got company?
- Tiffany: Nope, just babysitting. Foul-mouthed little fucker.”
Brad Dourif - Chucky
Nick Stabile - Jesse
Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany

“- Miller Wilson: Momma, what does fuck mean?
- Annabelle 'Annie' Wilson: It's a bad word for something nice.
- Miller Wilson: But what does it mean?”
Hunter McGilvray - Miller Wilson
Cate Blanchett - Annabelle 'Annie' Wilson

“I hate men who smell like beer and bean dip... and makin' love in the back of recreational vehicles!”
Bette Midler - Sadie Ratliff

“- Stiggs: Ok, Ms. Bunny! Number 1, we want zero miles to the gallon.
- O.C. : Right. No MPGs. It has to be a vulgarly inefficient mode of trasnportation.
- Stiggs: Loud, real loud. It has to generate a terrifyingly sismic field of noise. If we could combine really loud noise with the ugliness of poverty, we'd have the ideal car.”
Neill Barry - Stiggs
Daniel Jenkins - O.C.

“- Lila Dubois: You know what they say about cello players- they like to do it in a chair with their legs spread wide.
- Dylan Ramsey: Ma'am, we have a dog in our presence!”
Sophie Marceau - Lila Dubois
David Spade - Dylan Ramsey

- Lowell Bergman: I want you to tell him, in these words: "Get on the fucking phone!".
- The Hotel Worker: I can't say that.
- Lowell Bergman: No, you can. Tell him to get on the fucking phone!
- The Hotel Worker: He told me to tell you to "Get on the... fucking phone!".

Al Pacino - Lowell Bergman

“- Anita Miller: It's unfair that we can't listen to our music!
- Elaine Miller: That's because it's music about drugs and promiscuous sex.
- Anita Miller: Simon and Garfunkel is poetry!
- Elaine Miller: Yes it's poetry. It's poetry of drugs and promiscuous sex. Honey, they're on pot.”
Zooey Deschanel - Anita Miller
Frances McDormand - Elaine Miller

“- The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
- The Dude: What the fuck you talking about?
- The Stranger: Okay, Dude. Have it your way.”
Sam Elliott - The Stranger
Jeff Bridges - The Dude

“- Justice Dan Snow: She wants me to disqualify myself because I won't go down there and sit through that pile of crap?
- Chief Justice Crawford: Uh, well, uh...
- Justice Dan Snow: So its crap. What if it is crap? That's not the point. Crap's got the right to be crap.
- Chief Justice Crawford: Drop the legal language, Dan.”
Walter Matthau - Dan Snow
Barnard Hughes - Chief Justice James Jefferson Crawford

“- Lynn Linden: Something wrong with the way I fucking talk?
- Neal Oliver: No, no, no no no... I mean yes. Yes, you make Mike Tyson sound like an Oxford graduate.”
Amy Smart - Lynn Linden
James Marsden - Neal Oliver

“- Beverly R. Sutphin: I'm so happy I could shit.
- Beverly: Chip, you know how I hate the brown word.”
Matthew Lillard - Chip
Kathleen Turner - Beverly R. Sutphin

“- Jack Willis: You have to watch your mouth. No bloodys, buggers, Jesus...
- Ruby Vale: Fuck. If I can't say bugger or Jesus, what can I say?”

Hugh Jackman - Jack Willis
Claudia Karvan - Ruby Vale

“- Dosmo Pizzo: What the fuck happened?
- Lee Woods: Does every other word have to be fuck? Is that the extent of your vocabulary?
- Dosmo Pizzo: It fucking bothers you? I didn't fucking know.”
Danny Aiello - Dosmo Pizzo
James Spader - Lee Woods

- Spock: Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors, "double dumb-ass on you" and so forth.
- Kirk: Oh, you mean the profanity?
- Spock: Yes.
- Kirk: Well that's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word.
Leonard Nimoy - Spock
William Shatner - James T. Kirk