Vulgarity quotes

“- Annabelle: I've survived 19 years in New York City. Murders, rapists, muggers, you name it! Now I'm gonna be eaten by a fucking monster?
- Duncan McKay: Annabelle, why don't you take the phone profanity and shove it up your ass?”
Julie Mintz - Annabelle
Chris Solari - Duncan McKay

“- Charlie Dick: I don't have to come crawling after some mean mouthed woman who got a cob crossways. Hell, if I just want to bump uglies with somebody, I got plenty of places to go for that.
- Patsy Cline: Bump uglies?
- Charlie Dick: That's right.
- Patsy Cline: My lord Charlie, what a charming expression.”
Ed Harris - Charlie Dick
Jessica Lange - Patsy Cline

“- Milly: Well, it wouldn't hurt you to learn some manners, too.
- Adam Pontipee: What do I need manners for? I already got me a wife.”
Jane Powell - Milly
Howard Keel - Adam Pontipee

- Principal Shippy: He wrote obscene words on the wall.
- Caroline Wolff Hansen: What obscene words?
- Principal Shippy: "Fuck You".
- Caroline Wolff Hansen: That's one obscene word.

Lee Wilkof - Principal Shippy
Ellen Barkin - Caroline

“- Trabucco: You heard me: fuck off.
- Clooney: Father, you said the F word!”
Walter Matthau - Trabucco
Jack Lemmon - Victor Clooney

“- Ernie: I think we better pull over, 'cause we need some gas soon.
- Tommy Spinelli: Keep fucking driving.
- Fern: Didn't I tell you to watch your fucking language?”
David Spade - Ernie
Joe Pesci - Tommy

“- Quincey P. Morris: And may I say that Miss Lucy is hotter than a June bride riding bareback buck naked in the middle of the Sahara!
- Lord Arthur Holmwood: I would watch my colonial tongue if I were you.”
Billy Campbell - Quincey P. Morris
Cary Elwes - Lord Arthur Holmwood

“- Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole.
- Archie Leach: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
- Otto: You are the vulgarian, you fuck.”
Kevin Kline - Otto
John Marwood Cleese - Archie Leach

“I'm a Christian, Beck. I'm sure that seems like probably a joke to you, but I find your language personally offensive.”

William Forsythe - Arthur Kressler

“- Dan Packard: So, you'd make a sucker out of me?
- Kitty Packard: Well, I certainly ain't trying to make a gentleman out of you. But, I'm gonna be a lady if it kills me.”
Wallace Beery - Dan Packard
Jean Harlow - Kitty Packard

“That is a bad habit. You really need to finish that in the bathroom.”

Chris Eigeman - Max

- Spock: They like you very much, but they are not the hell "your" whales.
- Dr. Gillian Taylor: I suppose they told you that.
- Spock: The hell they did.

Leonard Nimoy - Spock
Catherine Hicks - Gillian

- Sam Stone: Did you see Carson last night?
- Harvey Holroyd: No, I missed it.
- Sam Stone: Johnny had this chick on with incredible jugs, and he turned to the audience and says "We'll be right back after a few tits from our sponsor".
- Harvey Holroyd: Come on.
- Sam Stone: I swear to god. I swear to god! I almost fell out of bed!
Bill Macy - Sam
Martin Mull - Harvey

“I'm telling you something's going on here. I'm telling you something big is happening here, and all that grabs you is my language? What the fuck is the matter with you?”

Don Johnson - Jerry Beck

“- Anthony: When I get that money, I'm gonna take both my parents home to Sicily for a whole fuckin' month.
- Joey T: Hey, what'd I tell you about your filthy mouth in front of my daughter? Apologize to the princess!”
Al Palagonia - Anthony
Michael Rispoli - Joey T

“That's a dress you wear to a hooker's wedding.”
Gina DeAngeles - Aunt Sofia

“Ramone is very persuasive, and he painted a terrible picture of what it would be like for her to live the rest of her life in America, with all of its crime, consumerism, and vulgarity. All those loud, badly dressed, fat people watching their eighty channels of television and visiting shopping malls. The plastic throw-everything-away society...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mira Sorvino - Marta Ferrer

- Mrs. Archer: Beaufort is a vulgar man.
- Newland Archer: Nevertheless, no business nuisance escapes him. Most of New York trusts him with its affairs.
- Mrs. Archer: My grandfather, Newland, always used to say to mother, "don't let that fellow Beaufort be introduced to the girls".
Siân Phillips - Mrs. Archer
Daniel Day-Lewis - Newland Archer

“- Shannon Christie: She's got an awfully large chest to be goin' to church.
- Joseph Donnelly: Shannon, all chests are equal in the eyes of the Lord.”
Nicole Kidman - Shannon Christie
Tom Cruise - Joseph Donnelly

- Ben Kurtzman: The jawbone of the ass, where is it?
- Grandma Rose: Is he crazy? What kind of talk is this?
- Van Kurtzman: Your ass does not have a jawbone.
- Ben Kurtzman: Well, Samson slew the Philistines with the jawbone of an ass!
- Ada Kurtzman: Not your ass, an animal!
- Ben Kurtzman: There's an animal called an "ass"?
Ben Foster - Ben Kurtzman
Frania Rubinek - Grandma Rose
Adrien Brody - Van Kurtzman
Bebe Neuwirth - Ada Kurtzman

“- Sgt. Carey Mahoney: What about the evaluation?
- Cmndt. Lassard: One of my boys might be in trouble. Screw the evaluation!
- Sgt. Carey Mahoney: I love it when you talk dirty, sir.”
Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney
George Gaynes - Eric Lassard

“You look ugly. You've hardened. For the first time, you look vulgar to me.”
Sam Neill - Mark

“You're a god damn saint, John. Pardon the vulgarity.”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie LaPlante

“- Reg: I ain't saying shit!
- Tommy O'Shea: Ah, now, Reggie, you know damn well if you don't say shit you'll lose ninety percent of your vocabulary.”
Michael Dunston - Reg
Michael Parks - Tommy O'Shea

- Davis "Rig" Lanlow: Charlie, this shit is depressing the shit out of me. It's making me sad.
- Charlie Dunt: What? Oh come on, man, this shit is the shit. This is the shit. It's supposed to make you sad.
- Davis "Rig" Lanlow: It's grim.
- Charlie Dunt: Oh come on, man, this is the shit. This shit is the shit. This is the hellified love music.

John C. McGinley - Davis "Rig" Lanlow
Giancarlo Esposito - Charlie Dunt