Weather quotes

“I play fictitious characters often solving fictitious problems. I believe mankind has looked at climate change in the same way, as if it were a fiction.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“- Sgt. Ernie Savage: Beautiful morning, Sergeant!
- Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley: What are you a fucking weatherman now?”
Ryan Hurst - Sgt. Ernie Savage
Sam Elliott - Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley

“I love the rain. It's my favorite weather.”
Kristen Wiig

“- Stan Fields: Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date.
- Cheryl Frasier - Miss Rhode Island: That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.”
William Shatner - Stan Fields
Heather Burns - Cheryl Frasier - Miss Rhode Island

“- Gawain: I can't wait to leave this island. If it's not raining, it's snowing, and if it's not snowing, it's foggy.
- Lancelot: And that's summer.”
Joel Edgerton - Gawain
Ioan Gruffudd - Lancelot

“- Avi's Colleague: London?
- Cousin Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... London.”
Eric Meyers - Avi's Colleague
Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi

“The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.”

Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“Claire Dearing-What kind of a man shows up to a date in board shorts?
Owen Grady-It's Central America. It's hot.”
Chris Pratt - Owen Grady
Bryce Dallas Howard - Claire Dearing

“Do you know, I believe we should all behave quite differently if we lived in a warm, sunny climate all the time. We shouldn't be so withdrawn and shy and difficult.”
Celia Johnson - Laura Jesson

“Where am I? I don't seem to be anywhere. If death is like this, I don't think much of it. Everything's gone. People, trees, birds, wine. Well, up yours!”

Giuseppe Ianigro - Grandpa

“Anything can happen on a snow day.”
Mark Webber - Hal Brandston

“- RETRO White: Flight, we are looking at a typhoon warning on the edge of the prime recovery zone. Now, this is just a warning, it could miss them...
- Gene Kranz: Yeah, only if their luck changes.”
Googy Gress - RETRO White
Ed Harris - Gene Kranz

“It's such a grey day.”
Rutanya Alda - Angela

“- Jan Hall: How’s the weather?
- Rob Hall: It’s good.
- Jan Hall: I wish I was with you.
- Rob Hall: One day, you me and our little Sarah, we’ll go climbing together.”

Keira Knightley - Jan Hall
Jason Clarke - Rob Hall

“I don't predict it. Nobody does, 'cause i-it's just wind. It's wind. It blows all over the place! What the fuck!”

Nicolas Cage - David Spritz

“I don’t need to remind you how many people died from catastrophic climate conditions.”
Jim Sturgess - Max Lawson

“- Tina: Shouldn't you be monitoring the weather or something?
- Bob: This is L.A... what weather?”
Caroline Keenan - Tina
Kenneth Moskow - Bob

“- Pvt. Penn: So what are we gonna talk about, the weather?
- Pvt. Philbrick: Yeah, whether we're gonna get outta here!”

Frankie Ray - Pvt. Penn
Robert Ball - Pvt. Philbrick

“- George Garrad: Can't be too careful in foreign climes.
- Reginald Anson: It's only Wales.
- George Garrad: It's still foreign!”
George Garrad - George Garrad
Hugh Grant - Reginald Anson

“LA weather is a sham, like most things there.”
John Boorman

“- Gail: Well Australia, it must be really nice there since they got rid of the apartheid.
- Zohan: Oh yes, the weather is much cooler.”
Lainie Kazan - Gail
Adam Sandler - Zohan

“It is a blazer out there. You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“Among famous traitors of history one might mention the weather.”
Ilka Chase

“- Maida: It says here that the water planet has so much moisture on its surface that it continuously creates cycles of clouds and falling rain.
- Killjoy: Sure. You know what that means. That means that we will both be able to take hot wet baths together.”
Anjelica Huston - Maida
John Matuszak - Killjoy

“- Paul Atreides: Is it true, that the sand can blow at seven hundred kilometers per hour?
- Dr. Wellington Yueh: It can render flesh to dust in minutes. And these dry winds can generate tremendous static electricity in the atmosphere.”
Kyle MacLachlan - Paul Atreides
Dean Stockwell - Doctor Wellington Yueh