Women quotes

“Why all people think I'm the woman?”
Adam Sandler - Chuck Levine

“I love sluts. Sluts Rock! It's just got to be the right slut.”
Michael Showalter - Coop

“The women become more and more productive and therefore, more and more interesting. Which, in turn, makes them even less desirable because men, especially older men, are threatened and afraid of productive, interesting women.”
Frances McDormand - Zoe

“- Ashtray: So, will I see you again?
- Ashtray's Mother: Sorry, baby: you know there ain't no positive black females in these movies.”
Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
Vivica A. Fox - Ashtray's Mother

“- Dede Truitt: God. How does a woman get so bitter?
- Lucia DeLury: Observation.”
Christina Ricci - Dede Truitt
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury

- Loan Officer: Because we're the "women's bank", we should go against standard banking practices and give you this very large, unsecured loan because you're the right gender.
- Laurel Ayres: Well... you know, it might send a message.
- Loan Officer: Right: that women don't know how to run a bank.
Jean De Baer - Loan Officer
Whoopi Goldberg - Laurel Ayres

“- Pee Wee: That's just how I like 'em!
- Mickey: You like 'em as long as they ain't dead.
- Pee Wee: I don't care if they're dead as long as they ain't too cold.”
Dan Monahan - Pee Wee
Roger Wilson - Mickey

“- Ennis Del Mar: Was probably no fun anyway, was I?
- Cassie: Ennis, girls don't fall in love with fun!”
Heath Ledger - Ennis Del Mar
Linda Cardellini - Cassie

“- Willard Young: I think she's fat.
- Lily Reed: No, she's not fat, she's voluptuous.
- Willard Young: What does that mean?
- Lily Reed: That means that she's fat in all the right places.”

Elijah Wood - Willard Young
Melanie Griffith - Lily Reed

“- Frank: I knew a girl that looked just like you.
- To-Bel: Really?
- Frank: I wrote a poem about her. Do you want to hear it? Hey, Chocolate Mama, she's got a stomach like a Hershey snare drum, she's got an ass like a nasty heart, beating on the other side, like a dark globe of every place a man could want to go.
- To-Bel: Oh, how you talk.”
Ray Sharkey - Frank
Arnetia Walker - To-Bel

“No man is like a priest. Priests aren't even like priest when it comes to women.”
Chris Cooke - Vic Hugo

“- Harriet Michaels: What do you look for in a woman you date?
- Charlie Mackenzie: Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size.”
Nancy Travis - Harriet Michaels
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie

“Women need heroes.”
Dominic West - Bill Dunbar

“Dames are put on this earth to weaken us. Drain our energy. Laugh at us when they see us naked.”
Joe Piscopo - Danny Vermin

“- Libby Custer: Let me know what the women are wearing.
- George Armstrong Custer: I'll study them carefully.
- Libby Custer: Don't you dare.”
Rosanna Arquette - Libby Custer
Gary Cole - George Armstrong Custer

“- Lionel: Don't worry your majesties he'll meet someone tonight. I can feel it in my bones.
- Queen Constantina: You'll feel it in your bones if he doesn't.”
Jason Alexander - Lionel
Whoopi Goldberg - Queen Constantina

“- Brendan Harris: I loved her so much. I'm never gonna feel that again. It doesn't happen twice.
- Sean Devine: Doesn't happen once most times.”
Tom Guiry - Brendan Harris
Kevin Bacon - Sean Devine

“Women are funny, ain't they? They're all tramps, ain't they? Yeah. Except when you can get money from them!”
Leila Hyams - Venus

“- John Proctor: She is a whore!
- Judge Thomas Danforth: This will not pass. Can you prove this?
- John Proctor: I have known her sir! I have known her.
- Judge Thomas Danforth: In what time? What place?
- John Proctor: In the proper place where my beasts are bedded.”

Daniel Day-Lewis - John Proctor
Paul Scofield - Judge Thomas Danforth

“- Alden Pyle: Have you had a lot of women, Thomas?
- Thomas Fowler: You start out by being promiscuous and end up like your grandfather... faithful to one woman.”
Brendan Fraser - Alden Pyle
Sir Michael Caine - Thomas Fowler

“- April: Can i see it?
- Jessica: Alright, you wanna see it? Here, i'll shut you up.
- April: Nice. Nice. I mean, you know... I've only seen a couple, but that's definitely top five.
- Jessica: Top five? How many have you seen?
- April: Five, not including my little brother's.
- Jessica: You slut!”
Anna Faris - April
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“- Herb Sullivan: I'll tell you the truth, Gil, I lost my wife not too long ago...
- Gil Godwyn: Oh, good. Good! Tell it to the ladies. They eat it up.”
Jack Lemmon - Herb Sullivan
Brent Spiner - Gil Godwyn

- Sarah: Being a girl, it's all right for me not to be into guns.
- Gun Expert: Whatdya mean, "being a girl"? That's all the more reason ya need one - all these crazies in the streets! You wanna be raped? No. Then you carry a gun.
Alanna Ubach - Sarah
Ed Lauter - Gun Expert

“Talk to her - in deep whispers. Tell her what you're doing, what you see. Move slowly. Tell her you're inside of her. Tell her how it feels. Touch her. Use your tongue. Your breath. When she's about to come, she'll grab for you. But don't let her come. Make her wait. Tease her. Play with her. Make her feel. She may touch herself. She's so...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sherilyn Fenn - Helena

“- Frederic: Ruth, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but tell me honestly. Now, compared to other women, are you beautiful?
- Ruth: I've been told so.
- Frederic: But lately?
- Ruth: Yes, by Sam. 'Course, he was drunk.”
Christopher Atkins - Frederic
Maggie Kirkpatrick - Ruth