Women quotes

“- Elizabeth I: She had such power over men's hearts. They died for her.
- Sir Francis Walsingham: They have found nothing to replace her.”

Cate Blanchett - Elizabeth I
Geoffrey Rush - Sir Francis Walsingham

“- Vijay: Is he still there?
- Q: You must be joking! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!”
Vijay Amritraj - Vijay
Desmond Llewelyn - Q

“Don't you think it's funny that if I grab a woman's ass and she punches me, she's fighting for her rights, but if a faggot grabs my ass and I punch his lights out, I'm a homophobe?”
Ryan Phillippe - Mr. Parker

- Toula Portokalos: Ma, Dad is so stubborn. What he says goes. "Ah, the man is the head of the house!"
- Maria Portokalos: Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos
Lainie Kazan - Maria Portokalos

“If anything happens to me, you tell every woman I've ever gone out with I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.”
Albert Brooks - Aaron Altman

“- Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper: Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
- Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
- Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.”
Sterling Hayden - Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper
Peter Sellers - Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake

“- Flynn Carsen: I just want to get to know the Nicole beneath the surface arrogance. Peel back the layers.
- Nicole Noone: What do you think is below the surface arrogance?
- Flynn Carsen: More arrogance. And then perhaps a few delicious layers of flaky disdain. All around a creamy sweet center of homicidal rage.”
Noah Wyle - Flynn Carsen
Sonya Walger - Nicole Noone

“I like the idea of a pretty lady giving bad news.”
Joe Pantoliano - Kaplow

“I know women who marry men they despise so they can drive a Mercedes and spend summers in the Hamptons.”
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“A woman is something soft; something warm when you feel her. When she's naked. When she's touched. Discovered. You see that things happen inside of her. She opens up. Sometimes a woman is sad. Sometimes she's angry. Helpless. Beautiful. Sometimes she's strong. She's still only that one woman.”
Sherilyn Fenn - Helena

“You know what they say about women and trolley cars. There's plenty of 'em in the sea.”
Charlie Korsmo - William Lichter

“- Young Man in Coffee Shop: If you and I were married, I would want to give you what you need, that's all. I'm talking about taking care of each other as best you can. What's wrong with taking care of a woman? She takes care of you.
- Susan Parrish: Well you'll have a hard time finding a woman like that these days.”
Brad Pitt - Young Man in Coffee Shop
Claire Forlani - Susan Parrish

“- Joan Freeman: Go to Hell!
- Jack Murphy: Ladies first.”
Carrie Snodgress - Joan Freeman
Charles Bronson - Jack Murphy

“- Marie-Antoinette: Where does she come from?
- Aunt Sophie: From every bed in Paris.”

Kirsten Dunst - Marie-Antoinette
Shirley Henderson - Aunt Sophie

- Amanda Brooks: Walt, checkout the headlights on the blonde. How'd you like to play "hide the salami" with that for about a week? Ugh, but not me Walt, you. What, you don't think that's a perfectly legitimate question?
- Walter Stone: Coming from a guy, maybe.
Ellen Barkin - Amanda Brooks
Jimmy Smits - Walter Stone

“What is it with all the women in this family, that makes all the men in this family wanna leave?”
Joaquin Phoenix - Garry

- Hercules: So how'd you get stuck with the...
- Meg: Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours".
Tate Donovan - Hercules
Susan Egan - Meg

“You think you'r the only person with reproductive organs. I'm gonna have this fucking baby. I'm gonna have this baby and my baby is gonna sell drugs to your baby on the playground. Do you know that. You fucking bitch.”
Jennifer Tilly - Jo

“It doesn't matter if you're ugly as fuck, or you're ugly as shit. It's about talking to women, and I know how to do that because I observe, because I am a novelist.”
Seth Rogen - Cal

“Sometimes, I think a man understands a woman's motives better than her own sex does.”
Gillian Anderson - Lily Bart

“They say that happy women make a happy village.”
Billy Crudup - Ashitaka

“Didn't yo mama eva tell you how ta treat a lady? That's not nice.”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“- Robin Hood: What do you know of women?
- Azeem: Where I come from, Christian, there are women of such beauty, that they can possess a man's mind so that he would be willing to die for them.
- Robin Hood: Wait a minute. Is that why you were to be executed? Because of a woman?”
Kevin Costner - Robin Hood
Morgan Freeman - Azeem

- Sully: Go home, you jerk. You're married to the best-looking woman in Bath.
- Carl Roebuck: Who was it that said, "A man's reach should exceed his grasp"?
Paul Newman - Sully
Bruce Willis - Carl Roebuck

“- Roque: Think you're thinking clear on this? Huh? 'Cuz every time we mess up, it's because of a woman.
- Clay: Name one time that I...
- Roque: Amber.
- Clay: Amber wasn't the problem, Amber's husband was the problem.”
Idris Elba - Roque
Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Clay