Women quotes

“She's a bit careless with the crockery, your Sandra!”

Pete Postlethwaite - Danny

“Let me make an honest woman of you. Divorce me!”

David O'Hara - Sean Kelly

“I will always have this penchant for what I call kamikaze women. I call them kamikazes because, you know, they crash their plane, they're self-destructive. But they crash into you, and you die along with them.”
Woody Allen - Gabe Roth

“Women act like men, then they complain men don't want them.”
James Marsters - John

“If you were a real woman, you'd lie to me about our sex.”
Julian Sands - Dr. Nick Cavanaugh

“Wise up. There's plenty more fish in the batter.”

Julian Littman - Rudi Morelli

“- King Marchand: If you were a man, I'd knock your block off.
- Victoria Grant: And prove that you're a man?
- King Marchand: That's a woman's argument.”
James Garner - King Marchand
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant

“Best thing about Latin women is they don't speak English.”
Jim Belushi - Dr. Rock

“- Sethe: You wanna feel something? Feel what it feel like to be a colored woman, roaming the roads, and anything God made liable to jump on you. Feel that!
- Paul D: I know every bit of that, Sethe. I wasn't born yesterday, and I never mistreated a woman in my life.
- Sethe: Well, that makes one of you in this world.”
Oprah Winfrey - Sethe
Danny Glover - Paul D

“- Maxwell Smart: Well, you were no help at all.
- Agent 99: How could I help? I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterus.
- Maxwell Smart: I never said dusty.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart
Anne Hathaway - Agent 99

“An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady!”
Tommy Lee Jones - Chip Hazard

“The pill makes her crazy? She is crazy. The Pentagon should use her hormones for chemical warfare.”

Woody Allen - David Dobel

“Believe me, if you weren't a woman, I'd kiss you for that.”
Roy Dotrice - The Evil Fuckaire

“Treasure each moment with her and tell her she's right, we do have a choice.”

Doug Jones - The Silver Surfer

“- Oscar: I don't understand you. Why do you have to be so goddamned uncompromising?
- Evangeline 'Eva' Dandrige: It's called principle. Maybe the world is in short supply, but I am not.”
Matt Winston - Oscar
Gabrielle Union - Evangeline 'Eva' Dandrige

“Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!”
Courteney Cox - Monica Geller

“A woman is said to be worth her weight in hens. And a man's wealth is measured by the size of his cock.”
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman

“When it comes to love, my friend, women cannot be trusted. They say one thing, they mean another. They're evil. They're the most evil of all creatures.”
William Baldwin - Garet

“It was not the custom in New York drawing rooms for a lady to get up and walk away from one gentleman in order to seek the company of another. But, the Countess did not observe this rule.”
Joanne Woodward - The Narrator

“They say that women change. 'Tis so, but you are ever-constant in your changefulness. Like that still thread of falling river, one from source to last embrace, in the still pool ever-renewed and ever-moving on, from first to last, a myriad water-drops.”
Jeremy Northam - Randolph Henry Ash

“One woman used up only 3 minutes, and another used three 2-hour tapes.”

James Spader - Graham Dalton

“- Grandpa: Hey, anything around here that might pass for aftershave?
- Sam Emerson: How about some Windex, Grandpa?
- Grandpa: Yeah, yeah, let me try some of that.
- Michael Emerson: You have a big date tonight, Grandpa?
- Grandpa: I'm going to drop my handiwork by the widow Johnson.
- Michael Emerson: What'd ya stuff for her? Mr. Johnson?”
Barnard Hughes - Grandpa
Corey Haim - Sam
Jason Patric - Michael

“My dear fellow, all women become like their mothers, that's their tragedy. No man does, and that's his.”
Rupert Everett - Algy

“What do women want? I mean, I can't figure it out. They want us to ask; they, they don't want us to ask; they want us to make a move, not make a move. They want us to be on bottom; they want us to be on top. Use hair products, don't use hair products. What do you people want?”
Harry Connick Jr. - Daniel

“- French Cop: The American ambassador beats his wife?
- Nicolas Bardo: Yes, that's right. Yes, and she has the face to prove it.”
David Belle - French Cop
Antonio Banderas - Nicolas Bardo