Women quotes

Every woman on the planet's a spy! Man, you guys can't even find Saddam Hussein! You know, if you told a woman, right now at 8:00 in the morning, that her husband was sleeping with Saddam Hussein, she'd be able to find Saddam by 8:00 that night, and say "Saddam, don't you ever come around my house no more!".
Chris Rock - Jake Hayes

“In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.”
Franco Citti - Calo

“What is it that all women want? To get married, raise crib midgets.”
Dan Fogler - Stu

“- Mr. Waturi: There's a woman here!
- Joe: Don't you think I know that, Frank? Don't you think I am aware there is a woman here? I can smell her, like, like a flower. I can taste her, like sugar on my tongue. When I'm 20 feet away I can hear the fabric of her dress when she moves in her chair!”
Dan Hedaya - Mr. Waturi
Tom Hanks - Joe

“Look, Kalo - females!”

Lanny Broyles - Tembo: Malmori

“Well, as far as I'm concerned, the Internet is just another way of being rejected by women.”
Steve Zahn - George Pappas

“You know something? You ain't nothing special. You got no manners, you treat women like whores and, if you ask me, you got no chance of being no officer!”
Debra Winger - Paula Pokrifki

“My God, if you don't have tits like Dolly Parton, no one wants you.”

Liev Schreiber - Chris

“Women, always leaving you after you've had the crap kicked out of you.”
Jason Lee - Brodie

“- Mrs. Sorensen: Did you ever try being married? That can be quite a big adventure.
- Capt. Andersen: Why do women always say that? Marriage ends adventure.”
Valerie Hobson - Mrs. Sorensen
Conrad Veidt - Capt. Andersen

“- Jonathan Switcher: Hollywood I don't know about men's thighs, they look fine to me.
- Hollywood: Albert called me 'cellulite city'.”
Andrew McCarthy - Jonathan Switcher
Meshach Taylor - Hollywood

“That's why these lesbians are always going out and buyin', spendin' all their dough on sexual appliances and erotic monkey wrenches and shit, tryin' to compensate for what they don't have... the penis.”
Ben Affleck - Larry Gigli

“Why don't you just focus on girls and cars? Works of me.”
Rob Lowe - Sodapop Curtis

“- Terry Barkley: Franklin, I'm not in the mood for octopus rallies.
- Franklin: Terry, I need you! Your body's driving me crazy!
- Terry Barkley: Franklin, Barbie dolls drive you crazy. You're oversexed!”
Linda Blair - Terry Barkley
Christopher S. Nelson - Franklin

“I wonder if existence as a woman is worthwhile at all.”
Demi Moore - Hester Prynne

“- Danny Ocean: Where're we going?
- Rusty Ryan: Amsterdam.
- Danny Ocean: Amsterdam, it is. Clock's running guys. Let's go.
- Linus Caldwell: I've never been to Amsterdam.
- Turk Malloy: I hear German girls are really hot.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell

“Women are worried about their height, their weight, their giant feet, the stream of obscenities that could burst through their mouth at any second. If you make a woman feel good about herself, it really doesn't matter what's wrong with you.”
Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow

“The females of the species are larger. All the animals here are like that. They have to be to survive.”
Val Kilmer - Col. John Henry Patterson

“A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married.”
Anna Magnani

“It is woman's mission to destroy as well as it is to give birth.”
Lorraine Bracco - Delores Del Ruby

“It's a depressingly masculine world we live in, Dolores.”
Judy Parfitt - Vera Donovan

“Nothing would be more attractive to a man than a woman wearing fishnet stockings and high heels because she has trouble walking and she's imprisoned within this net and therefore he thinks she's easy prey. I know everything.”
Sienna Miller - Katya

“Every day I mop up after your bleeding heart. The only reason you even exist is because I keep you! I know your type. No kids, no man to fuck you. So, you go around outraged, sticking your nose up other people's assholes. Sniffing their business.”

Maurice Dean Wint - Quentin

“- Jim Levenstein: Guys guys guys, here's an easy one, okay: 'Attractive single white female, fun-loving, youthful mind seeks outgoing companion. Okay; Attractive: ugly.
- Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher: Fun loving: insane.
- Kevin Myers: Okay, 'unlisted age' plus 'youthful mind' equals 'Old'.
- Jim Levenstein: No, no no no, 'charming' is old; 'older' is...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein
Chris Klein - Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher
Thomas Ian Nicholas - Kevin Myers

“Girls like screwing foreigners, don't they? It's almost as good as travel.”
Alexei David Sayle - Golodkin