Women quotes

“- Det. Sherman: Think you could go for a babe with a dick?
- Det. Frank Keller: Depends on her personality, really.”
John Goodman - Det. Sherman
Al Pacino - Det. Frank Keller

“- Valmont: You must be an exceptional woman.
- Madame de Tourvel: No, not exceptional. Why?
- Valmont: Love a husband, and he's never there.”
Colin Firth - Valmont
Meg Tilly - Madame de Tourvel

“Peace is for women and the weak.”
Brian Cox - Agamemnon

“- Katya: Why do you think it is that men like fishnet stockings so much?
- Pierre Peders: They look good on women.
- Katya: Fishnet stockings are a net, and the woman is imprisoned in this net like a fish. Do you get it?”
Sienna Miller - Katya
Steve Buscemi - Pierre Peders

“You mean, what's a nice girl like me doing in a dump like this, instead of raising a family? Simple. I own a third of Murphy's operation, I'm not that nice, and these monkeys... are my family.”
Julianna Margulies - Epps

“- Luke/Daedalus: Torture, yes, a woman's face never looked so quite beautiful as when it's distended in pain, witness the beauty of child birth.
- Samantha Caine (Charly): Untie me and I'll make any face you want.
- Luke/Daedalus: Let's not and say we did.”
David Morse - Luke / Daedalus
Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)

“With the woman that you love at your side to stand behind you, a man can move mountains with his bare heart.”

Harry Hamlin - Joey Popchik

“- Harry Winslow: She hates me.
- Xhabbo: Woman's like a tree. Harry must not judge tree by flowers, but by fruit.”

Ethan Embry - Harry Winslow
Sarel Bok - Xhabbo

“Oh God, make me fruitful.”
Victoria Tennant - Aunt Lydia

“You are a disgrace! You may look like a bride, but you will never bring your family honor!”

Miriam Margolyes - The Matchmaker

“- Mother-in-Law: In my day, the women stayed home. Not the lazy men.
- Bobby Davis: In your day, men were busy building pyramids! How long ago was that?”
Bebe Drake - Mother-in-Law
Martin Lawrence - Bobby Davis

“If you're the kind of man that can't support a woman's ambition, then I don't think there's any reason to continue this date.”

Molly Shannon - Tracy

“Do you know why women are able to train us? They are smarter than us. It ain't that big a deal. That's saying you're smarter than a creature who every time it takes its underwear off tries to catch them with its toes, flip them in the air, and catch them with its hand.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“Just remember ladies. That this is a cabin for respectable women. There will be no talk of pinkies. They're not playthings, you know! They're weapons! Dangerous weapons! Like loaded guns! They can go off when you least expect it!”
Misty Rowe - Fanny

“- Thug: How old are you anyway?
- Sue: Mentally, I'm way too old for you.”

Ahney Her - Sue

“- David Van Patten: A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.
- Craig McDermott: The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bill Sage - David Van Patten
Josh Lucas - Craig McDermott

“- Sadie Hawkins: You've never worked under a female superior before. I got to where I am by pushing paper and playing nice - I've never actually fired a gun before, I'm only in this job to prove to my father I'm not a coward. I give decent head, so I got promoted before all the worthy candidates, all of them men, all of them equally gifted at...” (continue)(continue reading)
Emma Thompson - FBI Agent Sadie Hawkins
Alan Rickman - Detective David Friedman

“- Harry Burns: There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
- Sally Albright: Which one am I?
- Harry Burns: You're the worst kind; you're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns
Meg Ryan - Sally Albright

“Year after year, twenty-something women come to New York City in search of the two L's: labels and love.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw

“I live with my mom because I choose to. She's the only woman I've ever trusted.”
Vince Vaughn - Eddie

- Jean: I don't see why I have to do all the dirty work. There must be plenty of rich old dames just waiting for you to push them around.
- "Colonel" Harrington: You find them, I'll push them.
Barbara Stanwyck - Jean
Charles Coburn - "Colonel" Harrington

“I think you underestimate us, Major Kirby. Perhaps all a woman wants is to be a photograph a soldier tacks above his bunk or a stupid lock of hair in the back of his watch.”

Ginger Rogers - Susan Applegate

“You know women, mate. Like monkeys, they are. Won't let go of one branch until they've got a grip on the next!”
Dougray Scott - Sean Ambrose

“Men make women messy.”
Rene Russo - Catherine Banning

“- Matt Murdock: So does every guy have to go through this just to find out your name?
- Elektra Natchios: You should try asking for my number.”
Ben Affleck - Matt Murdock
Jennifer Garner - Elektra Natchios