Women quotes

“Who was she? Who was this creature that rose like the dawn, as bewitching as the moon, radiant as the sun, terrible as an army poised for battle?”
Christian Slater - Adso von Melk

“Mother, just because I wear trakkies and play sport does not make me a lesbian!”
Keira Knightley - Juliette 'Jules' Paxton

“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.”
Al Pacino - Tony Montana

“Men see things in a box and women see them in a round room.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“Why don't you get me a boat? And then maybe two big bags of cash? Then, then I'll be happy. Lots of money and lots of stuff! Other people want idiotic crap like getting married or having babies with the man that they've loved for 5 years, but not me.”

Jennifer Aniston - Grace Connelly

“What do nine men do, except wait to die themselves? I moved us from the blockade. I set the radio broadcasting, and I promised them women... because women mean a future.”
Christopher Eccleston - Major Henry West

I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say... "Hey! Look at these!"

Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“Clare is a real woman and she likes to wash too - with soap - everywhere!”
Ed Begley Jr. - Peter

“- Helen: Women love hard.
- Brian: And men don't?
- Helen: Not like women do.
- Brian: We may not love as easy but when we love, we love hard.”
Kimberly Elise - Helen
Tyler Perry - Brian

“I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back.”
Willie Nelson - Wendell

“Uggamus iggamas, man is polygamist. Uggamus oggamas, woman monogamist.”
Sir Michael Caine - Max Gale

“Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins

The women are getting nasty. So what do you do when he comes home with the smell of another woman on him? Do you say, "Oh honey, let me open up my loving arms and my loving legs. Dive right in, baby, the water is fine?". Is that what you say, girls? Or do you say, "Fuck this shit! I've had enough of you, you asshole! Pack your bags. I'm putting... (continue)(continue reading)
Bette Midler - Mary Rose Foster

“- Emma Dinsmore: That's great for a weekend but what do you think will happen in the long run?
- Alex Sheldon: What do you mean, like the next weekend?
- Emma Dinsmore: No. Like when it's time for the first laundry. I know, in great romantic novels there is not laundry or there's people like Ylva or Elsa to do it. Maybe that's why I like them....” (continue)(continue reading)

Kate Hudson - Emma Dinsmore
Luke Wilson - Alex Sheldon

The very word "geisha" means artist and to be a geisha is to be judged as a moving work of art.
Michelle Yeoh - Mameha

- Carter: The only reason why I'm here in Hong Kong is 'cause you said you was gonna show me a good time. I'm on vacation, man! and I want some "mu shu".
- Lee: Mushu, you hungry?
- Carter: No, not "mushu". "Mu shu". I want to see some women man. Now, stop playing dumb and take me to the "shu".
Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“Wonderful woman, Lady Markby, isn't she? Talks more and says less than anybody I ever met.”
Julianne Moore - Mrs. Laura Cheveley

“- Harry Sanborn: I don't think I've ever had this effect on a woman before.
- Erica Barry: What effect do you think you're having on me?
- Harry Sanborn: I don't quite recognize it. That's how I know I never had it before.”
Jack Nicholson - Harry Sanborn
Diane Keaton - Erica Barry

“I'm going to give you some advice, mister. If you wanna get rich, stay away from women. I know from experience.”

Frankie Thomas - Ted Nickerson

“A happy woman doesn't mutilate herself.”
Phyllida Law - Elspeth

“Sometimes I feel like a human sacrifice!”

Rosanna Arquette - Paulette

“- Vesper Lynd: I'm afraid I'm a complicated woman.
- James Bond: That is something to be afraid of.”
Eva Green - Vesper Lynd
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“Were we so different? She loved once. She hoped once. I could be her. I might be looking into my own future. Until the real future came falling from the air.”

Shizuko Hoshi - Sayuri Narration

“I give women pleasure, if they desire, it is of course the greatest pleasure they will ever experience.”
Johnny Depp - Don Juan DeMarco

“- Charles Townsend: I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you.
- Jimmy Bosley: Man, please. I date fat women. What you talkin' 'bout?”
John Forsythe - Charles Townsend
Bernie Mac - Jimmy Bosley