Women quotes

“When one woman strikes at the heart of another she seldom misses, and the wound is invariably fatal.”
Glenn Close - Marquise de Merteuil

“She won't let you feel a thing unless she wants you to. She twists the blade.”

Clive Owen - Dwight

“Only grown-up men are scared of women.”
Duane Chase - Kurt

“- Samuel Pepys: Your performance of the man stuff seemed so right, so true. I suppose I felt it was the most real in the play.
- Ned Kynaston: You know why the man stuff seemed so real? Because I'm pretending. You see a man through the mirror of a woman through the mirror of a man. You take one of those reflecting glasses away it doesn't work.”
Hugh Bonneville - Samuel Pepys
Billy Crudup - Ned Kynaston

“- Harry Sanborn: I've never seen a woman that age naked before.
- Julian Mercer: You're kidding.
- Harry Sanborn: We're not all doctors.”

Jack Nicholson - Harry Sanborn
Keanu Reeves - Julian Mercer

“- Grandma Bossier: I shall make quite sure my granddaughter will never marry a man unworthy of her. Don't worry.
- Sybylla Melvyn: I don't. I'm not marrying anyone. I'm going to have a career!
- Grandma Bossier: A career? What in?
- Sybylla Melvyn: Oh, literature, music, art. Maybe, the opera. I've not made up my mind yet.”
Aileen Britton - Grandma Bossier
Judy Davis - Sybylla Melvyn

“All of the most beautiful women had dark hair. Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Nefertiti, Joan of Arc to name a few. In fact, it's well known that these fair haired ladies like to sit on men's faces.”
Sir Sean Connery - Ramírez

“Have you ever seen an orchid, how it floats in the water, so delicate and beautiful? When a woman gets an orchid, well, she feels like she's floating on a cloud of infinite possibilities.”
Chris Noth - Ben Cooper

“Women and me are like water and fire: wet and flammable.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison

“I don't suppose any man has ever understood any woman since the beginning of things. You don't understand our imaginations.”
Margaretta Scott - Roxana

“- Deirdre Lefever: Look, you're turning forty tomorrow, you haven't acquired a single thing of real value in your life... and no, no, money doesn't count. You're virtually friendless, you barely talk to your family, and you've just lost the only woman in the world who's ever meant anything to you.
- Russ Duritz: Who, Amy? Oh, come on, she's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jean Smart - Deirdre Lafever
Bruce Willis - Russ Duritz

“You gave her a world class goose with a pool cue Buck.”

Ian Giatti - Ben Ripley

“- Shirlee: Its like you're allergic to cornflakes so you start to buy different stuff like a can of peas but when you open up the can of the peas, inside cornflakes, so you pick a TV dinner and open it up and cornflakes.
- Jack: So what does that mean?
- Shirlee: The girls you go out with... outside all different packages but inside... cornflakes.”
Dolly Parton - Shirlee
James Woods - Jack

“- Prince Akeem: Sir, where can one go to find nice women here?
- Clarence: You gotta get out and look, they ain't just gonna fall on your lap.
- Semmi: We've been to every bar in Queens.
- Clarence: Well, that's where you messed up, son, you can't go to no bar to find a nice woman. You gotta go to a nice place, a quiet place like a library,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eddie Murphy - Prince Akeem
Eddie Murphy - Clarence
Arsenio Hall - Semmi

“Hey! You ain't no chick!”

Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

I am in training, always. In my life, there is no time for women. It is all "run-run-run". Because of this, I am "chaste".
Michael Fremer - René Fromage

“You women sure take a lot of punishment.”
Edward Brophy - Morelli

“Can't trust women - even when they're dead!”
Max Phipps - Ben Pease

“- Ashtray: Nigga, you ain't getting nobody's number.
- Loc Dog: Fool, watch me.
[walks over to the woman and smiles at her]
- Loc Dog: Hey, sweetheart.
[pulls his gun out of his waistband and points it at her head]
- Loc Dog: Break you'self! Gimme your goddamn number! Come on! Hurry up! Come on!”
Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog

“- Dr. Diane Turner: Ever since the women's movement, most of the men I meet go out of their way to show you how sensitive they are. Before, they were too macho, and now they're too... soft. You all want us to know you can cry.
- Thornton Melon: No, with women, I never cry. Never. I beg.”
Sally Kellerman - Dr. Diane Turner
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“- Martin: You love me! Has there been a day in the last five years that we haven't talked?
- Liz: But you're more like a gay friend than a boyfriend.
- Martin: But I'm not gay!”
Daniel Brocklebank - Martin
Thora Birch - Liz

“- Detective Malloy: When did you start liking white women?
- Detective Ritchie Rodriguez: About the same time as you.”
Mark Ruffalo - Detective Giovanni A. Malloy
Nick Damici - Detective Ritchie Rodriguez

“It ain't ya booty, it's ya beauty.”
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“- Viola Fields: I cannot believe she compared me to Gertrude!
- Ruby: I know. Now that's just wrong.
- Viola Fields: Thank You.
- Ruby: You are far worse. I don't recall Gertrude ever trying to poison you. And I'm pretty sure she wore black to your wedding.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Viola Fields
Wanda Sykes - Ruby

“- GH-7 Medical Droid: Medically, she is completely healthy. For reasons we can't explain, we are losing her.
- Obi-Wan Kenobi: She's dying?
- GH-7 Medical Droid: We don't know why. She has lost the will to live. We need to operate quickly if we are to save the babies.”

David Acord - GH-7 Medical Droid
Ewan McGregor - Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi