Women quotes

“Excuse me, I understand what you were saying to Natalie was personal. Well, I'm involved with her now so this is personal too; you hurt her and I'll hit you so fucking hard your dog will bleed, okay?”

Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley

“You're the only woman for me. You and Janet Jackson.”
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean

“- James St. James: Who was Richard Nixon's chief of staff during the final days of Watergate?
- Carl Taylor: Oprah Winfrey.”
Emilio Estevez - James St. James
Charlie Sheen - Carl Taylor

“If this is all a dream, why can't there be more girls?”
Matt LeBlanc - Maj. Don West

“Iris? Oh yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound!”

Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini

“Rick is the kind of man that… if I were a woman, and I were not around, I should be in love with Rick. But what a fool I am talking to a beautiful woman about another man.”

Claude Rains - Captain Louis Renault

“We are women. Different things go on in our heads. That's what makes us attractive.”
Jane Withers - Clavdia Kurin

“Malice is a pleasant pastime for women with nothing to do.”
Jennifer Jones - Dr. Han Suyin

“- Nicky: I like sleeping with you.
- Gloria: You're not the first guy to tell me that.”
Jean-Luke Figueroa - Nicky
Sharon Stone - Gloria

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan

“- Reanna: Remember what I always say, show the boobs and work the ass.
- Angela Patton: I have no boobs.
- Reanna: You're right, well just work the ass.”
Laura Prepon - Reanna
Jaime King - Angela Patton

“Men can't be friends with women Howard. They must posses them or leave them be. It's a primitive urge from caveman days. It's all in Darwin. Hunt the flesh. Kill the flesh. Eat the flesh. That's the, ah, male sex all over.”
Cate Blanchett - Katharine Hepburn

“- Breathless Mahoney: Thanks for calling. I was beginning to wonder what a girl had to do to get arrested.
- Dick Tracy: Wearing that dress is a step in the right direction.”
Madonna - Breathless Mahoney
Warren Beatty - Dick Tracy

“It's my first day as a woman, already it's that time of the month.”

John Cameron Mitchell - Hedwig

“Freud didn't know dick about women.”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski

“- Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: You glide.
- Dagney: I glide?
J- immy 'The Saint' Tosnia: You glide. It's a very attactive quality. Most girls, they merely plod along. You, on the other hand, you glide.”
Andy Garcia - Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia
Gabrielle Anwar - Dagney

“- Tackleberry: You want to become one with the gun. Feel the gun, caress the gun until it's a living, breathing, vibrating extension of yourself.
- Mahoney: I look for the same in a woman.”
David Graf - Eugene Tackleberry
Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney

“Irish women are as small as leprechauns.”
Kip Pardue - Victor

“- Elsa Morganthal Strauss-Armistan: Why are you helping me? You always hated me.
- Lady Hester Random: Because we're creatures from two different worlds, you and I. Because I have despised you. And you have laughed at me and the Scorpioni. And because in spite of all that, you've been very kind to us and kept it a secret. And because we've both...” (continue)(continue reading)
Cher - Elsa Morganthal Strauss-Armistan
Maggie Smith - Lady Hester Random

“Women were created out of God. 'Cause after all, women can have babies, which is kind of like creating. And which also accounts for the fact that women are so attracted to men... 'cause let's face it... the Devil is a hell of a lot more interesting!”
Mercedes Ruehl - Anne

“- Charles Barkley: It was this girl, five-feet-nuthin'. Blocked my shot!
- Psychiatrist: When did you first start having this dream?
- Charles Barkley: It wasn't a dream, it really happened!”
Charles Barkley - Himself
Albert Hague - Psychiatrist

“If there's one thing I can't stand about sleeping with women, it's all the fucking mind-reading.”
Gina Gershon - Corky

“Swedish chicks dig terrorists.”
Jsu Garcia - Manolo

“Treat a queen like a whore and a whore like a queen. You can't go wrong.”
Carl Chase - Frank

“If you're gonna marry one of these women, sometimes it's gonna hurt like hell. And all you can do is admit that you're wrong and know that she's always right.”
Bernie Mac - Percy Jones