Women quotes

“- David Jason: What's the most intense sex thing you ever did? You ever, uh, been with two women at the same time?
- John Hull: Yeah, your mother and your father.”
Jeff Goldblum - David Jason
Laurence Fishburne - John Hull

“I think that sex is overrated. I think that people place far too much importance on it, and I think that stuff about women wantin' it just as bad as men is crap. I mean I think that women want it, I just don't think that they want it for the same reason that men think they do.”
Andie MacDowell - Ann Bishop Mullany

“There are only three ages for women in Hollywood - Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.”
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison

“- Hooper: What is going on here?
- Ruth Patchett: Oh, isn't it wonderful?
- Hooper: I know what you've been doing! The vitamins, the workouts, it's against the rules! I'm going to report you to Mrs. Trumper and then you'll be sorry.
- Ruth Patchett: Oh I don't think so, I have been sorry my whole life and by the looks of it, so have you, so you...” (continue)(continue reading)

Linda Hunt - Hooper
Roseanne Barr - Ruth Patchett

“- Basil Ransome: The position of women is nothing but to make fools of men.
- Olive Chancellor: Don't you believe in our emancipation?
- Basil Ransome: I'll tell you after the meeting.”
Christopher Reeve - Basil Ransome
Vanessa Redgrave - Olive Chancellor

“This is what women want. It isn't men, not really. It's something down inside of them that's the future.”

Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle

“Men are shit. What? Men... are... shit. What, isn't that what they say? Because we do bad things, don't we? We do horrible, heinous, heinous, terrible things. Things that no woman would ever do.”
Tom Cruise - Frank T.J. Mackey

- Colonel Race: What are you thinking?
- Hercule Poirot: I was thinking of Molière: "La grande ambition des femmes est d'inspirer l'amour".
- Colonel Race: I wish you'd speak some known language...
- Hercule Poirot: "The great ambition of women is to inspire love".
David Niven - Colonel Race
Peter Alexander Ustinov - Hercule Poirot

“- Thornberg: You cannot put me near that woman.
- Stewardess: Excuse me?
- Holly McClane: He means he's filed a restraining order against me. I'm not allowed within 50 feet of him.
- Thornberg: 50 yards. So by keeping me in the section you are violating a court order. I can sue you and this airline. That woman assaulted me and she humiliated me...” (continue)(continue reading)
William Atherton - Thornberg
Karla Tamburrelli - Stewardess (Northeast Plane)
Bonnie Bedelia - Holly McClane

“- Henry Nash: What are you thinking about now?
- Indian Bob: Naked women.”

Brad Johnson - Henry Nash
Bob Primeaux - Indian Bob

“- Doug Remer: We win, and they get the chicks. That sucks, dude.
- Joe Cooper: I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.”
Matt Stone - Doug Remer
Trey Parker - Joe Cooper

“She's stupid enough not to be a menace, good-looking enough to be decorative; she gets drunk with economical speed...”

John Travolta - Terl

“- Jessica: Hildenburg, I'm sorry I humiliated you in front of the whole school and the visiting eighth graders, but you have no idea what it's like... to wake up every morning... and have to shave your chin.
- Hildenburg: [crying] Yes, I do.”
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Megan Kuhlmann - Hildenburg

“- Eddie Fisher: How the hell did I wind up singing on a bus to the moon?
- Alphacruiser Steward: Must have been all them women, Mr. Fisher.”
Eddie Fisher - Eddie Fisher
Avon Long - Alphacruiser Steward

“Give me a man who is man enough to give himself just to the woman who is worth him. If that woman were me I would love him alone and forever.”
Sienna Miller - Francesca

“If a woman sleeps alone, it puts a shame on all men.”
Anthony Quinn - Alexis Zorba

“- Becky Sharp: Are you trying to steer me towards an indiscretion?
- Rawdon Crawley: Would you like me to?
- Becky Sharp: No man has managed it yet.”
Reese Witherspoon - Becky Sharp
James Purefoy - Rawdon Crawley

“He's everything a woman loves: handsome, reckless, unreliable, athletic, selfish.”

Melvyn Douglas - Henry Lowndes

“- Eddie Jillette: I know the secret to Heaven.
- Joe Collins: Oh, yeah, what's that?
- Eddie Jillette: A girl with freckles on her tits.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Eddie Jillette
Gary Basaraba - Joe Collins

“- Leila: You can wear shoes; they're practical.
- Robert: Oh yeah, but can you wear 53 pairs? It's like women with a $30,000 engagement ring.
- Leila: What's wrong with that?
- Robert: Oh, come on. You know if it doesn't have airlock brakes and a passenger side airbag, it's not worth thirty K.”
Lori Lively - Leila
Rafer Weigel - Robert

“- Jean: A man and a woman can't get along. They don't talk the same. They don't use the same vocabulary.
- Nelly: Maybe so, but they can love each other.”
Jean Gabin - Jean
Michèle Morgan - Nelly

“Feminine weaknesses and fainting spells are the direct result of our confining young girls to the house, bent over their needlework, and restrictive corsets.”
Susan Sarandon - Mrs. March

“Iris has run out of single women to fix me up with as a dinner date, so she wracks her brain and comes up with this widow who's fifteen years older than me, overweight with rotten teeth... You know, it doesn't sound all that bad. I mean, I like a full-figured woman. Teeth you can always fix. And what does age matter if you've got a good...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charles Grodin - Warren

“- Fresh: Why you don't go to Esteban then?
- Nichole: I don't like the way he looks at me. I don't need no spic pimp motherfucker looking at me like no fuckin' queen. I'm just a sorry-ass nigger whore.”
Sean Nelson - Fresh
N'Bushe Wright - Nichole

“All women are princesses, it is our right.”
Pushpa Rawal - Maya