Women quotes

“- Doctor Jeff Cooper: You kind of remind me of a bull terrier of some kind.
- J.C. Wiatt: Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.”
Sam Shepard - Dr. Jeff Cooper
Diane Keaton - J.C. Wiatt

“Women - you can't live with 'em, you can't kill 'em... yet.”
Wolf Larson - Patrick Hausman

“I want a girl to be on the cover of Surf magazine. It would be great if that girl were me, but any girl would do.”
Kate Bosworth - Anne Marie Chadwick

“- Hercule Poirot: Mon Dieu, j'ai faim.
- Colonel Race: Poirot! You have a woman?
- Hercule Poirot: Not femme, faim! I am... peckish.”
Peter Alexander Ustinov - Hercule Poirot
David Niven - Colonel Race

“I used to have it all figured out. It's like women changed when I had my back turned.”
Andrew Dice Clay - Vinny

“They say never trust a limping dog or the tears of a woman.”
Salma Hayek - Frida Kahlo

“Interesting problem in chemistry: sweet wine always turns women sour.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“Don't worry. They're only women. They won't bite.”

Michael Sheen - William Trench

“But enough about me, let's talk about you... what do you think of me?”
Bette Midler - CC Bloom

“Some women just aren't the marrying kind.”
Bette Davis - Charlotte Vale

“You can't just walk up to a woman you barely know and tell her you like her. You don't know what she's going through.”
Naomi Watts - Cristina Peck

“- Josh: Is there anything you can't do?
- Beck: Not that I'm aware of.
- Josh: I find that incredibly intimidating.
- Beck: Most people do.”
Aaron Eckhart - Josh
Hilary Swank - Beck

“Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... they say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert.”
Al Pacino - Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade

“Nothin' more appealing than a woman who's proud to be in her own body.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Dr. T.

“You know a woman's career as a dancer is half as long as a man's? So that means I have half as many chances of making it, right?”
Cynthia Rhodes - Jackie

“Let me tell you something about women, Wayne. They want you to come get them. They love it.”
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

“She thinks I'm an asshole. And if she thinks that about me, what in the long run is she going to think about you?”
Ed Harris - Frankie Flannery

“I don't know what they've told you down at the USO, but you're going to be meeting a lot of strange men. Men in uniform. Boys a long way from home, lonely, desperate. They really have one thing on their minds. Show 'em a good time.”

Ned Beatty - Ward Douglas

“If you want to get laid you take a chick to a fancy restaurant, but if you really like her you take her to your secret place.”
Glenn Fitzgerald - Chris

“- Bethany: I don't mean to sound ungrateful... but what are you doing hanging around?
- Jay: We're here to pick up chicks.
- Bethany: Excuse me?
- Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?”
Linda Fiorentino - Bethany
Jason Mewes - Jay

“- Mrs. Claypool: It's rather difficult to believe that when I find you dining with another woman.
- Otis B. Driftwood: That woman? Do you know why I sat with her? Because she reminded me of you.”

Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Claypool
Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“- Chip Hendrix: What Carl Jung was trying to say is that trapped inside of each of us, there is a woman that comes out when we fuck up real bad.
- Carl Clapton: You mean, there's a woman trapped inside of me?
- Chip Hendrix: Yeah.
- Carl Clapton: A black woman or a white woman?
- Chip Hendrix: A Jewish woman.”
Barry Diamond - Chip Hendrix
Art Evans - Carl Clapton

“- Paul Varjak: Is she or isn’t she what?
- O.J. Berman: A phony.
- Paul Varjak: I don’t know. I don’t think so.
- O.J. Berman: So, you don’t, huh? Well, you’re wrong. She is. Uh, on the
other hand, you’re right, because she’s a real phony. You know why?
Because she honestly believes all this phony junk that she believes in. I
mean it. Now...” (continue)(continue reading)

George Peppard - Paul Varjak
Martin Balsam - O.J. Berman

“- John Robie: Say something nice to her, Danielle.
- Danielle Foussard: She looks a lot older up close.”
Cary Grant - John Robie
Brigitte Auber - Daniele Foussard

“When one woman gives herself to you, you possess all women.”
Charles Laughton - Rembrandt