Women quotes

“Girls have no sense of adventure.”
Johnathon Schaech - Xavier Red

“I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts; the bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!”
Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane

“Remember, my child, that the woman is the root and the man is the tree. The tree grows only as high as the root is strong.”

Walter Huston - Ling Tan

“- Dr. T: I think every single woman I've ever met has got somethin' special about her, somethin' that sets her apart from the rest.
- Bree Davis: Well, if a gynecologist says there's no two alike, I guess there's no two alike!”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Dr. T.
Helen Hunt - Bree

“She will always be a singular unforgettable event, the only time I ever took leave of my objectivity. Perhaps the most able blackmailer of her time, she was at once the worthiest opponent and the greatest ally, and the only woman I have ever... the only woman, period. And though I never would've anticipated it, in the end she did for me what I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Bill Pullman - Daryl Zero

“She's a female! And all females is poison! They're full of wicked wiles!”

Pinto Colvig - Grumpy

“- Captain Cummings: Well, surely you don't mind my holding your hand?
- Lady Lou: It ain't heavy - I can hold it myself.”
Cary Grant - Captain Cummings
Mae West - Lady Lou

“- Alex Sheldon: Maybe you're not picturing Paulina the way I'm picturing her.
- Emma Dinsmore: Gorgeous? Exciting? Incredibly sexy?
- Alex Sheldon: Maybe you are.”
Luke Wilson - Alex Sheldon
Kate Hudson - Emma Dinsmore

“- Simms: Good afternoon, Mr. Dillon.
- Roy Dillon: Hi, Simms. What can I do for you?
- Simms: You have a visitor, Mr. Dillon. A very attractive young lady. She says she's your mother.”
Henry Jones - Simms
John Cusack - Roy Dillon

“Don't forget who we are, and who you'll be if I'm gone. You could have a hundred women down here, but without me, you'd still be alone.”

Tony Goldwyn - Dr. William "Will" Rudolph

“Dames! They're like poison ivy; rub some all over yourself and things start to swell up.”
Gary Kroeger - Sarge

“- Picard: Data, what's the last thing you remember?
- Data: [singing] His nose should pant, and his lip should curl...
- Picard: From the mission.”
Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard
Brent Spiner - Data

“Fat bitches need love too.”
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“You don't understand any kind of people. Maybe that's your problem. You sure don't understand women at all.”

Billie Neal - Bobbie

“Lokar killed everyone. Children and women. Buried them up in the hills.”

Kamil Kollarik - Babic

The new slogan now is "Diamonds: Render her speechless". Why don't they just go ahead and say it? "Diamonds: That'll shut her up... for a minute".

Ron White - Ron White

“I hope you're not gonna to take your skin off! 'Cause I really like skin on a woman!”

Steve Guttenberg - Jack Bonner

“- Lord Norinaga: How did you capture such a woman?
- Walker: Same way you capture any wild animal. By setting a trap.”
Sab Shimono - Lord Norinaga
Stuart Wilson - Walker

“- Ado Annie: Sometimes there seems like times that men ain't got no need for women.
- Dancer: There's sometimes women ain't got no need for men.
- Ado Annie: Yeah, but who wants to be dead?”
Gloria Grahame - Ado Annie
Lizanne Truex - Dancer

“Why can't you just love her? She's so easy to love.”

Keanu Reeves - Paul Sutton

“- Miosky: You know what I wanna do? I wanna do a Jap.
- Barry 'Virus' Kremmer: Hey! How about Carla Morgan? I hear she's half Jewish!
- Miosky: Not that kind of Jap. A real Jap from China. With silky soft skin, almond eyes and straight blonde hair.”
Eric Edwards - Miosky
Danny Smith - Barry 'Virus' Kremmer

“God got Wendy's periods reversed. About every 28 days she starts acting nice. Lasts about a weekend.”
Matt Fink - Matt Fink - The Revolution

“Why is it that all these chicks are always named after inanimate objects?”
Bryan Brown - Doug Coughlin

“I wanted to be more than a hole in the mattress that answers to a name.”
Bridget Fonda - Eleanor Lightbody

“Look at this: an entire generation of Cinderellas and there's no glass slipper.”
Frances McDormand - Elaine Miller