Women quotes

- Victoria Grant: Men have Adam's apples.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: So do some women.
- Victoria Grant: Name one.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: Nana Lanu.

Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

“I don't think women in the Bronx have periods.”
Ryan Merriman - Lenny Levine

“- Bridget Rossiter: Want coffee, Ev? It's back in fashion as a late-morning pick-me-up.
- Steve Everett: Make it a big one.
- Bridget Rossiter: Women can fetch coffee now because job opportunities give us new confidence.”
Christine Ebersole - Bridget Rossiter
Clint Eastwood - Steve Everett

“My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind.”
Don Johnson - Marlboro

- Victoria Grant: Nana Lanu, who's she?
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: The last woman I slept with.
- Victoria Grant: When was that?
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: The night before the morning I decided to become a homosexual.
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

“- Kevin Langley: I can't sleep. I can't stop thinking about naked women. What about you?
- Mr. Bean: Whistler's Mother.
- Kevin Langley: Well, whatever turns you on!”

Andrew Lawrence - Kevin Langley
Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean

“- Job Skeffington: A woman is beautiful when she's loved, and only then.
- Fanny Trellis Skeffington: Nonsense. A woman is beautiful when she has eight hours' sleep and goes to the beauty parlor every day. And bone structure has a lot to do with it too.”
Claude Rains - Job Skeffington
Bette Davis - Fanny Trellis Skeffington

“- A.J.: Joe, I need to ask your advice. Now, I know you know a lot about love and women and all that sort of thing.
- Joe Reaves: Oh yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?”
Johnny Whitworth - A.J.
Anthony LaPaglia - Joe Reaves

“Oh, these crazy women.”
Christopher Walken - Whitley Strieber

“- Vusi Madlazi: There's two things I never, ever buy: water and pussy.
- Black Hooker: Ha! Why's that?
- Vusi Madlazi: Because they both come free.”
Ice Cube - Vusi Madlazi
Tembsie Times - Black Hooker

“Strong survival instinct. I admire that in a woman.”
Vin Diesel - Richard B. Riddick

“There's something deeply ingrained in human biology: women prefer bad over weak and indecisive... and unemployed.”
Mackenzie Astin - Jimmy

“- Hale: I'm glad you find her so. Best wishes in your fox hunting.
- King Gustav: Fox hunting? You like fox hunting, yes.
- Ralph: I don't get out much lately. But I used to go out almost every evening. One club or another.”

James Villiers - Hale
Julian Glover - King Gustav
John Goodman - Ralph

“- Stuart Sutcliffe: I like the blonde but I prefer the brunette.
- John Lennon: Blondes have more fun.
- Stuart Sutcliffe: Says who?
- John Lennon: Swedes.”
Stephen Dorff - Stuart Sutcliffe
Ian Hart - John Lennon

“- Gin: I've got a proposition for you.
- Mac: How do I know that you're not a cop?
- Gin: I don't know. You're just going to have to trust me.
- Mac: Rule number two: never trust a naked woman.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin
Sir Sean Connery - Mac

“Are they human or are they fat, wheezing animals, hmm? And what happens to animals when they get too fat and too old?”

Joseph Cotten - Charlie Oakley

“They were all godless here. They used to bring their women here - brazen, lolling creatures in silks and satins. They filled the house with laughter and sin.”

Eva Moore - Rebecca Femm

“- Old Biff Tannen: You always did have a way with women.
- Young Biff Tannen: Get the hell out of my car, old man!
- Old Biff Tannen: You wanna marry that girl, Biff? I can help make it happen.”
Thomas F. Wilson - Biff Tannen
Thomas F. Wilson - Biff Tannen

“I've never seen you here before. I like that in a woman.”
Bruce Campbell - Renaldo 'The Heel'

“If you want to look down my dress, you better grow a few inches.”

Sean Young - Susan Atwell

“- Julius Jones: My pops always said the quickest way to a woman's heart - the church.
- Maximillian: It's actually through the ribcage, but that's a bit messy.”
Kadeem Hardison - Julius Jones
Eddie Murphy - Maximillian

“- Greg Weinstein: There's two rules you have to remember as a trainee, number one: we don't pitch the bitch here.
- Seth Davis: What?
- Greg Weinstein: We don't sell stock to women.”
Nicky Katt - Greg Weinstein
Giovanni Ribisi - Seth Davis

“- James West: Let me tell you something about your beloved art of disguise, Gordon. That night at Fat Can's, it wasn't a difficult task to tell that you weren't a woman.
- Artemus Gordon: I was propositioned by three men!”
Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“Stay in this business long enough and every street leads to a place you'd like to forget, every case brings back memories of what you should have done and what might have been, and every skirt reminds you of another woman... or, if you've got it bad enough, the same woman.”

Jack Nicholson - Jake Gittes

“Grown women are prepared for life's little emergencies.”
Shirley MacLaine - Aurora Greenway