Women quotes

“- Steffi: You always pick the wrong women.
- Joe: Hey, I picked you.
- Steffi: Yeah, I know, we got divorced.”
Goldie Hawn - Steffi
Woody Allen - Joe

“Love these unisex bathrooms.”
Angela Featherstone - Raven

“- Veronica Franco: Recant the curse you give my kind. Admit I have, as you, a heart and mind.
- Maffio Venier: A greedy hand, an empty heart is all that wrests your legs apart.”
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco
Oliver Platt - Maffio Venier

“- Sheila Kingston: I'll catch you later, I gotta get a bikini wax.
- Fred Lavery: Ugh! Just stop telling me about that disgusting female stuff. No wonder you were never married.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila
Dan Aykroyd - Fred

“- Charlie Chaplin: It's not at all confusing. You see, when everyone thought we were having an affair, we were married. Now that everyone realizes we're married, we're getting divorced.
- Douglas Fairbanks: Man's a wizard with women. No question about it.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin
Kevin Kline - Douglas Fairbanks

“- Han Sing: I can't hit a girl.
- Trish: Look, I don't know how it is in China, but in America if a girl is kicking your ass you do not have to be a gentleman.”
Jet Li - Han Sing
Aaliyah - Trish O'Day

“The other day, I was watching a commercial with a kid playing with a couple of puppies, I cried for forty five minutes! You slap a pair of tits on me, I'm a woman!”
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“They're perfect. Don't matter if they're skinny, fat, blond or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy, oh, boy, women are perfect.”
Joe Pesci - Simon Wilder

You know the expression "a man's man". A man's man is the leader of the pack, the kind of man other men look up to, admire, and emulate. A man's man is the kind of man who just doesn't get what women are about.

“Young lady you need to learn how to keep your mouth shut and your legs crossed!”

Kenneth Mars - Mr. Bobrucz

“- Striker: Yo girl, you've got to lern how to recycle.
- Weber: Yeah? Recycle this.
- Striker: Yo mama, why you wanna be so crude? You must think of me as one rude dude. But you're the one with the sugar and spice, so why don't you just act real nice?”

Jimmie Walker - Striker
Spice Williams-Crosby - Weber

“- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Mahoney! Remember, that nobody screws with me.
- Carey Mahoney: Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and all that will change.”
G.W. Bailey - Captain Harris
Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney

“If you know what women want, you can rule!”
Bette Midler - Dr. J.M. Perkins

“Women, you can't live with them and you can't kill them.”
Bill Murray - Frank Milo

“- Sherman: You what? You asked her to marry you? What are you, sick?
- Philly: Yeah, I know, I should have played cool. I should have strung her along for a while. That's the way you have to treat women.”

Patrick Piccininni - Sherman
Eric Brown - Philly

“Yeah, I know what you mean, yeah! Uh, might I suggest that you try lowering your standards, you know? Because, really, we all would like to date a supermodel, or a fine lady, like, uh, Delta Burke. You know? But, uh, that may not always be possible, and that is why God invented the skank.”

Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“What we need is a female victim of sudden death.”

Colin Clive - Dr. Frankenstein

“Earthmen will fall to their knees, betray their country and give away valuable real estate for a desirable woman.”

“- Sam: There are all these words for a woman who doesn't want to have sex: frigid, uptight, cold, icy. But can you even think of one word for a man that doesn't want to have sex?
- Danny: ...Dead?”
Emily Hamilton - Sam
Noah Taylor - Danny

“- Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: This menstruation thing is a scam. Women are so lucky.
- Denise Green: What? Oh we're so lucky? You think having your period is a picnic in the park? First of all you're all PMSed out, and second you don't any room in your purse for your hairbrush because of all the damn mini pads. You are so ignorant!”
Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp
Kelly Jo Minter - Denise Green

“35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained 35 for years.”
Dame Judi Dench - Lady Bracknell

Women are always trying to take the blame for men - it's what you call "the mother instinct".
Emory Parnell - Mr. Tuerck

“It's more than likely, it has been my experience that men are least attracted to women who treat them well.”
Maggie Smith - Miss Bowers

“- Peaches: I'm having a dinner party Friday night, we're short one man.
- Oscar Madison: How about Abe here, he's a short man.
- Peaches: You can run Oscar, but you can't hide! See ya.
- Oscar Madison: Oh, that's such an original expression. I hate a woman who talks like Muhammed Ali.”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“You can always get information from women. They just love to talk!”

Bonita Granville - Nancy Drew