Women quotes

“Does anyone have a problem with that? Half-naked girls walking around at 9 am?! Last year they were completely naked at this time!”

Dean Cameron - Dave Marshak

“A woman needs security like a man needs approval.”
Scott Wilson - Hale Chidduck

“- Rowdy Abilene: You've got a great ass.
- Colleen: So do you pilgrim.”
Ronn Moss - Rowdy Abilene
Colleen Nakasone - Colleen

“We lose more women to marriage than war, famine, and disease.”
Glenn Close - Cruella De Vil

“You need to find yourself a nice woman. But I think it should be an older woman, since you're not going to do a young one any good.”
Ruth Attaway - Louise

“- Dil: A girl has to have a bit of glamour.
- Jude: Oh, absolutely. As long as she can keep it.”
Jaye Davidson - Dil
Miranda Richardson - Jude

“- Louie: Jesus, Vinny. You just iced a woman, you know that?
- Vinny: You know what you are, Louie? You're a fuckin' male chauvinist pig.
- Louie: What do you mean, I'm a male chauvinist pig? You just shot a broad.
- Vinny: A cop. I just shot a cop. They wanna be equal? I made her equal.”

John Tormey - Louie
Victor Argo - Vinny

“Men! The most absurd of God's creatures! We give you life... and we can take it away just as easily!”
Uma Thurman - Poison Ivy

“You're the first woman I've ever met who said yes when she meant yes.”

Cary Grant - Johnnie Aysgarth

“You think you're easy? Compared to what, the Hundred Years' War?”
Robert Redford - Hubbell

You're one of a vast army of Silly Women. Capital "S". Capital "W". You're over dressed, you're over made-up and you're most certainly over perfumed.

George Coulouris - Doctor Byles

“- Adam: You know what they say - Chick's got a veil, dude better bail.
- Johnny: If she covers her face, pick up the pace.
- Iggy: She's afraid to show it. She's... probably not very attractive.”
Nicolas Cowan - Adam
Ernie Reyes Jr. - Johnny
Rob Schneider - Iggy

- Eddie Lampell: The key to pleasing a woman is sweet talk. "You're so beautiful. Have you lost weight? And then there are the three words that always seal the deal for me...".
- Chase Hammond: "Another tequila shot?".
Jordan Bridges - Eddie Lampell
Adrian Grenier - Chase Hammond

“- Richard Harwood: Father, we should celebrate her going!
- Sir Mason Harwood: Celebrate? She knows more about wine already than you'll ever learn, and she willingly does the work of four!
- Richard Harwood: But Harwood has never been represented by a woman!
- Sir Mason Harwood: Yes, well that's something we should consider changing.”
Tim Bentinck - Richard Harwood
Ian Richardson - Sir Mason Harwood

“In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.”
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I like to dress in women's clothing.
- Georgie Weiss: You're a fruit?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.”
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Mike Starr - Georgie Weiss

“- Alexander Sebastian: That's almost great.
- Jill Baker: Who painted it?
- Alexander Sebastian: A woman. No man could be so malicious.”
Burgess Meredith - Alexander Sebastian
Merle Oberon - Jill Baker

“I know what this is about, you're a woman and you're afraid of becoming obsolete. You're at an age when men are starting to notice younger girls and it's freaking you out.”

Jon Favreau - Adam Levy

“Never argue with a woman. They're always right.”
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Beulah Blanton: Zack I have found the perfect woman for you! She's the most beautiful woman in town and she's available.
- Zack Blanton: Women die.”
Debbie Reynolds - Beulah Blanton
Sean Patrick Flanery - Zack Blanton

“While women will always be a problem for us, most of the great art in the world is about that very same problem. Good-looking people don't have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs

“When a woman who has much to say says nothing, her silence can be deafening.”
Chow Yun-Fat - King Mongkut

“- Miss Bingley: You are thinking how insupportable it would be to spend many evenings in such tedious company.
- Mr. Darcy: No, indeed, my mind was more agreeably engaged. I've been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty woman can bestow.”
Anna Chancellor - Miss Bingley
Colin Firth - Mr Darcy

“You stood there and let me beat a defenseless woman?”

Fredric March - Wally Cook

“I like a woman with a little meat on her bones.”
Gregory Hines - Marvin King