Women quotes

“If you are a rich lady, and I have boned you...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart. If you are a rich lady, and would like to be boned...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart.”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“- Jerome Lurie: Your claim is worthless without your husband alive. See for yourself... second paragraph. Now, ma'am, I'm sorry but it's the law. Surely you understand that.
- Anita Crown: Yes, I understand that. I was worthless until I married. So now, I guess I'm worthless as a widow. Funny, I had some value as a whore.”
Mark Carlton - Lawyer Lurie
Mary Stuart Masterson - Anita Crown

“- Robert: I hate the fact that women do not give a shit how anything looks or sounds, as long as they can sing along with the lyrics. All right, I'm sorry - I get a little carried away sometimes. But you know what, I can say the exact same thing about women and their obsession with their shoes.
- Leila: That's a sexist comment.”
Rafer Weigel - Robert
Lori Lively - Leila

“- Alan Marciano: Why'd I get mixed up with that bitch?
- Lt. Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me.”
Daniel L. Reardon - Alan Marciano
Al Pacino - Lt. Vincent Hanna

“What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.”
Paul Scofield - Mark Van Doren

“- Pamela Courson: You actually put your dick in this woman?
- Jim Morrison: Well... sometimes, yeah.”

Meg Ryan - Pamela Courson
Val Kilmer - Jim Morrison

“I find it difficult to convince myself that God would have introduced such a foul being into creation without endowing her with some virtures. Hmm? How peaceful life would be without love, Adso, how safe, how tranquil, and how dull.”

Sir Sean Connery - William von Baskerville

“You let a woman beat you, huh?”

Gena Rowlands - Gloria Swenson

“She's not an insect! You don't just step on her!”
Martin Landau - Judah Rosenthal

“All my life, I look for a woman I once loved. Almond eyes, and the mouth of a cherub.”
Allan Corduner - Captain

“Poison is a woman's weapon.”
Steven Geray - Dr. Retling

“It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas and thinking.”
Richard White - Gaston

“- Michael Colin Gallagher: Why aren't you married?
- Megan Carter: How do you know I'm not?
- Michael Colin Gallagher: I don't see a ring.
- Megan Carter: Haven't you heard of women's lib?
- Michael Colin Gallagher: Most of them are ugly.
- Megan Carter: Is that supposed to be a compliment?”
Paul Newman - Gallagher
Sally Field - Megan

“I'm not going to shoot you. Not for myself, no. I'm going to shoot you for all women.”
Lynn Whitfield - Brandi Web

“- Senator: Why did he pay your rent, your trips, buy your clothes?
- Jackie Pruit: Because I'm the best lay... dy in town!”

Jerome Thor - Senator
Jill Ireland - Jackie Pruit

“There's no evidence that the woman you describe ever existed.”

Xander Berkeley - Detective

“To a certain type of woman, I am a hero. I need to be a hero.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Louis Batiste

“- The Devil: You hate being a woman, right?
- Amanda Brooks: Well...
- The Devil: There's no fun in PMS or shaving your legs. And what do have to look forward to? Guys like you used to be always trying to get into your pants. Cellulite, menopause.”
Bruce Payne - The Devil
Ellen Barkin - Amanda Brooks

“You know, Dolly, men like Stiva aren't really conscious of deception at all. They put their wives and homes in one compartment... and these other women into another.”
Greta Garbo - Anna Karenina

“- Syd: What do you look for in a woman?
- Dex: Low Standards.”
Greer Goodman - Syd
Donal Logue - Dex

“- The Devil: I saw you talking to a woman.
- Elliot Richards: Um, yeah, but, I'm not with her.
- The Devil: But you'd like to be. Huh?
- Elliot Richards: What makes you say that?
- The Devil: Oh, I dont know, when a man says he'd give anything to have a certain woman in his life, I just assume she means something to him.”
Liz Hurley - The Devil
Brendan Fraser - Elliot Richards

“- Duckie: You know what an older women does for me?
- Iona: Changes your diapers?
- Duckie: Touché.”
Jon Cryer - Duckie
Annie Potts - Iona

“- Coach Brakett: She's a virgin.
- Coach Goodenough: Yeah, and the Pope's Jewish.”

Boyd Gaines - Coach Brackett
Bill Hindman - Coach Goodenough

“Faces are a doddle compared to tits and ass. No hairline.”
Jim Broadbent - Dr. Jaffe

“- Cruella De Vil: Be sure to let me know when the blessed event occurs.
- Anita: It won't be for another 8 months.
- Cruella De Vil: The puppies, darling. I have no use for babies.”

Glenn Close - Cruella De Vil
Joely Richardson - Anita