Women quotes

“I've seen this place reduce grown men to tears. It ain't no place for a woman.”

Tom Berenger - Lewis Gates

“Eric?... If I may say... far better than any dream girl is one of flesh and blood. One warm, and caring, and right before your eyes.”
Ben Wright - Grimsby

“Tell me, dear. You're a woman. You're the sweet, unspoiled child I knew you were. But don't you ever, in the midst of the grueling pace of your career, doesn't there ever come a longing for... the right of all womanhood?”

Grace Hayle - Mrs. Titcomb

“- Des: It's women like you whose attitudes towards men are so dehumanizing.
- Charlotte: Like what?
- Des: That men are swine, obsessed with large breasts and the sex act, devoid of any idealistic romantic sensibility. When, in fact, we have that idealistic sensibility, in spades. For instance, you have no idea what men really think about...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chris Eigeman - Des
Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte

“Don't make an issue of my womanhood.”
Greta Garbo - Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka

“- Anton Maes: Hang on to this woman, Lionel. Loyalty like this doesn't walk through the door every day.
- Lionel: I guess you've noticed that Izzy has featured you in our window for the past three weeks. When is this much-publicized reading to take place?
- Isabelle Grossman: On the 20th. I'm very loyal to neighborhood authors.
- Anton Maes: I'm...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jeroen Krabbé - Anton Maes
George Martin - Lionel
Amy Irving - Isabelle Grossman

“- Jeanne: Why do you hate women?
- Paul: Because either they always pretend to know who I am, or they pretend I don't know who they are, and that's very boring.”
Maria Schneider - Jeanne
Marlon Brando - Paul

“It's in the Kabbalah. Women understand the world better than men do. And that is why they weep more often.”
Rena Sofer - Shayna

“- Xavier Fitch: We decided to make it female so it would be more docile and controllable.
- Preston Lennox: More docile and controllable, eh? You guys don't get out much.”

Ben Kingsley - Xavier Fitch
Michael Madsen - Preston Lennox

“Why is it every time your best friend's kissing you on the head, a beautiful woman comes along and catches you?”
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

“- Learoyd: Who's Vivienne? You kept mentioning her name.
- Botanist: She's my fiancée.
- Learoyd: So that's why you wouldn't... I said I never trusted a man who had no woman. I was beginning to worry about you.”
Nick Nolte - Learoyd
Nigel Havers - Botanist

“I cannot tell you why women keep falling for the wrong man!”
Richard Crenna - Lieutenant Fergus Falls

“- Ron: You don't like me, do you? Now, I can respect that. There's not many women that I can't make like me. Why don't you like me?
- Michael Dorsey: I don't like the way you treat Julie. I don't like the way you patronize her. I don't like the way you deceive her. I don't like the way you lie to her.”
Dabney Coleman - Ron
Dustin Hoffman - Michael Dorsey

“- Gilbert: Can I help?
- Iris Henderson: Only by going away.
- Gilbert: No, no, no, no. My father always taught me, never desert a lady in trouble. He even carried that as far as marrying Mother.”
Michael Redgrave - Gilbert
Margaret Lockwood - Iris Henderson

“You answer questions that nobody asks. You're a lot like a woman.”

Richard Harris - Frank

“- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: You look familiar. Have we met?
- Willy Gilligan: I don't think so. I've been away for a long time.
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: Where? Prison?
- Willy Gilligan: No, worse then that. A tropical island in the Pacific. There were chicks there, but you couldn't touch them. Wanna hear about it?
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: No!”
Frankie Avalon - Frankie, the Big Kahuna
Bob Denver - Willy Gilligan

“- Brenda Morelli Cushman: When men know women are a certain age...
- Elise Elliot Atchison: Goodbye love.
- Brenda Morelli Cushman: Hello pop-tarts.”
Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison

“- Sonny Koufax: Don't worry about me making money. I'm in love with a woman who makes plenty of it. She'll be my sugar mamma.
- Homeless Guy: I gotta get me one of those.”
Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax
Steve Buscemi - Homeless Guy

“You want to know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy, and Madison fucking Avenue. Yes. Let me explain something to you, ok? Girls with big tits have big asses. Girls with little tits have little asses. That's the way it goes. God doesn't fuck around; he's a fair guy. He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits and the skinnies little tiny niddlers....” (continue)(continue reading)
Rosie O'Donnell - Gina Barrisano

“Let's do this right. Let me freshen up so I'll feel a little more like a woman and less like a dead mommy.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker

“- Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
- Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.”
Julie Benz - Receptionist
Jack Nicholson - Melvin Udall

“I think you're pussy-whipped. Don't feel bad about it. We're all fuckin' pussy-whipped. Women run the world. Don't let anyone tell you different. Women, not men.”
Donald Sutherland - Michael

- Adso of Melk: Doesn't St. Thomas Aquinas praise love above all other virtues?
- William of Baskerville: Yes, the love of God, Adso. The love of God.
- Adso of Melk: Oh... And the love of woman?
- William of Baskerville: Of woman? Thomas Aquinas knew precious little, but the scriptures are very clear. Proverbs warns us, "Woman takes possession... (continue)(continue reading)
Christian Slater - Adso von Melk
Sir Sean Connery - William von Baskerville

“You marry the first guy that makes you laugh.”
Frances McDormand - Mrs. Pell

“Linda, I want you wearing a bra to class. It's not going to change your grade.”

Jim Belushi - Rick Latimer