Women quotes

“Women are complicated creatures. It's been my experience, sir, that women are more interested in the soul of a man than in his trappings.”

Clement von Franckenstein - Henry

“- Violet: We're not that different, Corky.
- Corky: This is the part where you tell me what matters is on the inside, and that inside of you there's a little dyke just like me.”
Jennifer Tilly - Violet
Gina Gershon - Corky

“A woman is a horrible goddamned thing to have around.”
Laurie Main - Jenkins

“- Terry Barkley: What's wrong?
- Bobby James: Nothing's wrong. I just don't understand you. You comin' on so strong and all. What do you want from me?
- Terry Barkley: What does any woman want from a man?”
Linda Blair - Terry Barkley
Jim Bray - Bobby James

“- Jack: I'll bet you anything you like that half an hour after they have met, they will be calling each other sister.
- Algy: Women only do that when they have called each other a lot of other things first.”
Colin Firth - Jack
Rupert Everett - Algy

“Remarkable woman. Audacious and deadly as one of her own spiders.”
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes

“- McKenzie: Will ya look at that, they're putting a bloody Sheila on the team!
- Sargie 'Fumblina' Wilkinson: We'll be the laughing stock of college football.
- Charlie Banks: What do you think we are now?”

Louis Mandylor - McKenzie
Marcus Giamatti - Sargie 'Fumblina' Wilkinson
Andrew Lauer - Charlie Banks

“- Nick: What's your new book about?
- Catherine: A detective. He falls for the wrong woman.
- Nick: What happens to him?
- Catherine: She kills him.”
Michael Douglas - Detective Nick Curran
Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell

“I know women who crawl through shit for a fur coat.”
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“- Josslyn Hay: Do you know what happens to a woman once she loses her looks?
- Diana Lady Broughton: No. What?
- Josslyn Hay: Nothing.”
Charles Dance - Josslyn Hay
Greta Scacchi - Diana Lady Broughton

- Mrs. Tweedy: Imagine. In less than a fortnight, every grocers' in the county will be stocked with box upon box of Mrs. Tweedy's Homemade Chicken Pies.
- Mr. Tweedy: Just "Mrs."?
- Mrs. Tweedy: Woman's touch. Makes the public feel more comfortable.
Miranda Richardson - Mrs. Tweedy
Tony Haygarth - Mr. Tweedy

“I could have had any girl l wanted in school. Any girl l wanted. You know why l didn't have a girlfriend? Huh? Because there was nobody that l liked. Nobody that l liked. That's the truth.”
Vincent Gallo - Billy Brown

“- Bikini Girl: Hi, guys. We're going on a national bikini tour, and we're looking for two oil boys who can grease us off before each competition.
- Harry Dunne: You are in luck! There's a town about three miles that way. I'm sure you'll find a couple guys there.”

Samantha Carpel - Bikini Girl
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne

“I don't mind being run over in stampedes, falling off cliffs, or fighting wild animals; but when a bunch of women tear my clothes off, I quit!”
Gene Autry - Gene Autry

“- Gimli: It's true you don't see many Dwarf-women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for Dwarf-men.
- Aragorn: It's the beards...
- Gimli: And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no Dwarf-women, and that Dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground! Which is, of course,...” (continue)(continue reading)

John Rhys-Davies - Gimli
Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn

- Fangora: When you get Lorena alone, put this on. Classical music makes women horny. Just trust me on this one.
- Steven: Thanks. "Best of John Philip Sousa".
- Fangora: Chicks dig it.
Milla Jovovich - Fangora
Adrien Brody - Steven

“- Rose Muldoon: I had a Pollock friend once. She was incredibly stupid...
- Danny Muldoon: Don't do this, Ma.
- Rose Muldoon: ... Julie Kapowski. She was the stupidest woman that I ever knew. She believed that black cows... black cows squirted chocolate milk!”
Maureen O'Hara - Rose Muldoon
John Candy - Danny Muldoon

“This is the land of milk and honey for the health racket. Every woman in California thinks she's either too fat or too thin or too something.”

Henry Hull - "Doc" Banton

“Even if you hadn't grown up a savage, you'd be lost. There are no trails through a woman's heart.”
Brian Blessed - Clayton

“- Robert Dudley, Earl of Leicester: For God's sake, you are still my Elizabeth.
- Elizabeth I: I am not your Elizabeth. I am no man's Elizabeth. And if you think to rule, you are mistaken.”
Joseph Fiennes - Robert Dudley, Earl of Leicester
Cate Blanchett - Elizabeth I

“My father told me that the great journey of my life would be to find such a person. But, I am nearly 20 years of age and I fear he may be wrong.”
Charlie Hunnam - Nicholas Nickleby

“- Beth Mimms: Jim Younger, there are some things that a gentleman does not ask a lady!
- Bob Younger: Beth, when you're old enough to call yourself a lady, I'll keep that in mind.”
Amy Stryker - Beth Mimms
Robert Carradine - Bob Younger

“Some women give terrible blowjobs. No rhythm at all. No sense of cock whatsoever.”
Mark Ruffalo - Detective Giovanni A. Malloy

“It's your cave Nug!”

Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown

“You are a brave woman.”

Robert Forster - Abdul