Women quotes

“- Casanova: Casanova, the philosopher? Who devotes his life to the perfection of experience? Yes, I know him.
- Francesca Bruni: No, Casanova the libertine, who devotes his life to seducing women.
- Casanova: Well, we're obviously talking about the same person.”
Heath Ledger - Casanova
Sienna Miller - Francesca

“I'm only three minutes late. They should wait a thousand years for the right to vote. That would make them impatient! I'm talking about women.”
Forest Whitaker - Bernard

“Women are special. You can hug them.”
Bon Scott - Bon Scott - Lead Singer

“He used to bring beautiful women here. Eat fine meals, drink fine wine, listen to music... but it always ended with screaming.”

Jeffrey Combs - Crawford Tillinghast

“Yes, you do have my permission to stand there quietly and receive a free lesson in sailing. Besides, a ship is no place for a woman.”
Brad Pitt - Sinbad

“I'm no mere chick! I'm a goddess! And the first thing I'm gonna sacrifice are ya balls, sonny!”
Lauren Ambrose - Florence 'Chicklet' Forrest

“Women are insane. Who would do that more than once? ...Why would they do the other leg?”

Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“A woman should do as she pleases, just like a man.”
Jennifer Beals - Eva

“- Robert Dudley, Earl of Leicester: Marry me.
- Elizabeth I: On a night such as this, could any woman say no?
- Robert Dudley, Earl of Leicester: On a night such as this, could a queen say no?
- Elizabeth I: Does not a queen sit under the same stars as any other woman?”
Joseph Fiennes - Robert Dudley, Earl of Leicester
Cate Blanchett - Elizabeth I

“Talking to her is like swimming in a sea and being stung repeatedly by an enormous jellyfish.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“Whenever you meet a beautiful woman, just remember somewhere there's a man who's sick of shagging her.”
Jude Law - Alfie

“- Commander Kevin Dunne: I was three feet away from a known terrorist, and I had my eyes buried in some broad's tits.
- Rick Santoro: Well, Kevin, this may not make you feel better, but don't you see? That's what she was there for. That was the plan. To give you a boner. And you got one. Congratulations, you're human.”
Gary Sinise - Commander Kevin Dunne
Nicolas Cage - Rick Santoro

“Imagination is a wonderful thing; without it, women would wither like prunes.”
Edgar Buchanan - Billings

“- Hector Cyr: What'd Bickerman say?
- Jack Wells: Well, she didn't want to tell us about the second croc 'cause she was afraid we'd blow its head off.
- Sheriff Hank Keough: Women's intuition.”
Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr
Bill Pullman - Jack Wells
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough

“It's women that's shaped like leaves, and men fall.”
Gordon Pinsent - Billy Pretty

- Jeff: What do you want?
- Red: It's not what I want, it's what you want, and how bad you want it. 'Cause it's gonna cost you. Can't show it to you right now, but it's about 5'5", 115 pounds, three or four of that just pure tit. Nice curly brown hair, upstairs and down. Interested?
Kurt Russell - Jeff Taylor
J. T. Walsh - Red Barr

“Kate... I know you think I'm an idiot but I'm not really like that. It's only when I'm around wom... around you. I'm sorry. Normally, I'm quite normal. But whenever I'm in the presence of a lady my fingers turn into thumbs, my brain switches off...”
Marius Weyers - Andrew Steyn

“- Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Women.
- Princess Yasmin: What kinds of women?
- Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: All kinds. Especially dark women with blue eyes and full red lips who smell like night-blooming jasmine, and taste like a warm mango.”

Roberto Benigni - Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli
Debrah Farentino - Princess Yasmin

“You goddamn women drivers!”
Brad Dourif - Chucky

“I would like to make an announcement. There is a gorgeous woman masturbating on my bed.”
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“- Bradley, Physical Therapist: That woman is hot.
- Henry Turner: I know. You gotta get you some of that.”
Bill Nunn - Bradley, Physical Therapist
Harrison Ford - Henry Turner

“Do not give up hope. There are other women where I was held and I believe in my heart that they are still alive.”

Ashley Judd - Dr. Kate McTiernan

“You've always had two great weaknesses: women and Bonet.”

Paul Lukas - Inspector Marcel Bonet

“There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”
Bette Davis - Kit Marlowe

“It is always the most courageous of men who wins the most beautiful women, but it is only the ruthless who get to keep them.”
Nicol Williamson - Colonel Schlissel