Women quotes

“- Yentl: I'd like this one, please.
- Bookseller: Sacred books are for men.
- Yentl: Why?
- Bookseller: It's the law.
- Yentl: Where's it written?
- Bookseller: It doesn't matter where it's written, it's the law.
- Yentl: Well if it's the law it must be written somewhere, perhaps in here. I'll take it.”

Barbra Streisand - Yentl
Jack Lynn - Bookseller

“I got a Harley-Davidson. Does that turn you on? Harley-Davidson?”
Jackie Earle Haley - Kelly Leak

“- Dr. Diana Reddin: What do you mean, what am I doing here? It's my baby, not yours!
- Dr. Larry Arbogast: Hey. I put it in there.
- Dr. Diana Reddin: It's my egg!
- Dr. Larry Arbogast: Yeah, just 'cause your egg's in some guy doesn't make you the mother!”
Emma Thompson - Dr. Diana Reddin
Danny DeVito - Dr. Larry Arbogast

“- Edmund Bertram: She does not think evil, but she speaks it. It grieves me to the soul.
- Fanny Price: The effect of education, perhaps.
- Edmund Bertram: Perhaps I can uneducate her.”
Jonny Lee Miller - Edmund Bertram
Frances O'Connor - Fanny Price

“- Felipe Restano: What's more important to you, rugby or girls?
- Nando Parrado: Girls. You?
- Felipe Restano: Girls.
- Nando Parrado: But when I'm playing rugby, rugby's the most important thing.
- Felipe Restano: Yeah, unless girls are watching.
- Nando Parrado: Right.”
Josh Lucas - Felipe Restano
Ethan Hawke - Nando Parrado

“The woman is mine! Now we're both members of the animal kingdom. You know that and I know that. And we both know that this thing is really primal. So if you think you're such a badass you just try that one more time and you're gonna end up in a pet cemetary!”

Jim Belushi - Dooley

“- The Sundance Kid: Well, I think I'll get saddled up and go looking for a woman.
- Butch Cassidy: Good hunting.
- The Sundance Kid: Shouldn't take more than a couple of days. I'm not picky. As long as she's smart, pretty, and sweet, and gentle, and tender, and refined, and lovely, and carefree.”
Robert Redford - The Sundance Kid
Paul Newman - Butch Cassidy

“I love a woman who eats raw meat.”
Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy

“You walked in to the party, like you were walking onto a yacht. You had strategically dipped below one eye. Your scarf it was apricot. You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte. And all the girls dreamed that they’d be Ben’s partner...they’d be Ben’s partner and you're so vain.”
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“Between you and me, let me tell you somethin'. Don't ever put a woman up on a pedestal. Cuz it'll just give her a chance to kick your teeth right down your throat.”

Gary Busey - The Ballplayer

“There's something I wanted to ask you. What's it like to be a woman in the woods of Maine? I mean, the guys don't turn all horny or anything like they did in Deliverance, right?”

Bridget Fonda - Kelly Scott

“It is not for Geisha to want. It is not for a Geisha to feel. Geisha is an artist of the floating world. She dances, she sings, she entertains you. Whatever you want; the rest is shadows, the rest is secret.”
Shizuko Hoshi - Sayuri Narration

“Never trust a woman who says she isn't angry.”
Andrew McCarthy - Kevin Dolenz

“The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!”
Chris Lloyd - Dr. Emmett Brown

“Some women are born beautiful. They make it look easy. But most women have to put a little time and effort into their appearance, and then there are those of us who need all the help we can get, like me.”
Roseanne Barr - Ruth Patchett

“That's the whole excuse for our existence? It's what makes the whole thing possible and tolerable.”

Leslie Howard - Alan Squier

“What could this demented maniac with no reproductive organs, want with Rita? Which is not to say Rita doesn't possess a beauty worthy of a Shakespeare sonnet or a Botticelli painting. My god, the curvature of her buttocks and the swell of that magnificent bosom. So full, so sumptous, so...”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“- Zed: I intend to hunt you.
- Shala: You can't be serious! You're not gonna hunt women, are you?
- Zed: I've always found the female of the species to be the greatest challenge. Far more crafty and cunning than their male counterparts. They're devious. Unpredictable. Full of surprises. Wonderful surprises.”
Don Scribner - Zed
Brinke Stevens - Shala

“- Art Maddox: It's a Barracuda. If you weren't so busy chasing booty at the yacht club, you could have caught one for yourself.
- Sam Lombardo: You aren't going to eat that thing are you? It's Barracuda, it's poisonous, it'll kill you.
- Art Maddox: Shit, man. I could say that about most of the girls you date.”

Dennis Neal - Art Maddox
Matt Dillon - Sam Lombardo

“Nice Greek girls who don't find a husband, work in the family restaurant. So here I am, day after day, year after year, thirty and way past my expiration date.”
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos

“The modern woman always has her lovers at her wedding.”
Daphne Zuniga - Beverly Young

“If I wasn't such a bad woman on the page, I couldn't be such a good woman in life.”
Kate Winslet - Madeleine

“- Tinka Parker: Look, Von Stefan. I know you like this place the way it is, but wake up. It's not real life. Real life is boy, girl, boy, girl.
- Verena Von Stefan: No, real life is boy on top of girl.”
Monica Keena - Tinka Parker
Kirsten Dunst - Verena von Stefan

“I wish somebody was there to teach me how to kiss 'em, how to talk to 'em - how to jack off!”

James Caan - Eddie Sparks

“- CW Briggs: There's a deck of cards with naked women on it.
- Laura Kensington: Let me guess, you use it to play solitaire.
- CW Briggs: I used to date the six of spades.”
Woody Allen - CW Briggs
Charlize Theron - Laura Kensington