Women quotes

“I'm gonna need a working woman; that's you. You're gonna need a broad shoulder; that's me. I like you, Iris, just about as much as I love you. And you know what? We're gonna do just fine together. And a man could drown in your blue eyes.”
Robert De Niro - Stanley Everett Cox

“You can lead a hoe to water but you can't make 'em think, ya dig?”
Katt Williams - Money Mike

“- Catherine Winslow: Oh, do you really think so, Sir Robert? How little you know about women. Good-bye. I doubt that we shall meet again.
- Sir Robert Morton: Oh, do you really think so, Miss Winslow? How little you know about men.”

Rebecca Pidgeon - Catherine Winslow
Jeremy Northam - Sir Robert Morton

“I liked being locked up in that room. But I wish there were girls in there. And there weren't enough sleeping bags, so then me and a girl would have to share one.”
Michael Cuccione - Jason 'QT' McKnight

“- Ken Hutchinson: Okay, let me ask you a question, which one do you want? ’Cause we're gonna stick to this?
- David Starsky: I've always had a thing for blondes.
- Ken Hutchinson: Good, cause I'll take anything.”
Owen Wilson - Ken Hutchinson
Ben Stiller - David Starsky

“Count my money or party with bitches. Hundred and fitties or big ass titties. Count the green or get in between those titties.”
Jacob Vargas - Joker

“How can a slut be beautiful? The Mona Lisa is beautiful, the Statue of Liberty is beautiful, the Grand Canyon, the first day of spring, a new fallen snow-that's beauty, but a slut is just slutty, right?”
Michael Imperioli - Scary Caller #30

“I wouldn't presume to teach you feminine psychology, but I might add, very humbly of course... that if a woman is asked to do something, she's more apt to obey than when she's commanded.”

Loretta Young - Claire Blake

“- Ed Leland: Close your eyes and tell me everything you see in the room. It's an observation test. Do you really have a problem with that?
- Linda Voss: Pictures of sailboats and polo ponies; fancy books and diplomas; stuffed fish on the wall; calendar set to the wrong date; bookcases that need dusting; carpets that need cleaning; and a couple...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael Douglas - Ed Leland
Melanie Griffith - Linda Voss

“Dress shabbily, they notice the dress. Dress impeccably, they notice the woman - Coco Chanel!”
Sigourney Weaver - Katherine Parker

“What can I tell you about men? They want you to be their daughter, their mother, their addiction. They want you to want them, and then they don't want you anymore.”
Diane Lane - Melissa

“I gotta do what?”

Rachel McAdams - Clive\Jessica

“- Songlian's mother: Rich man? If you marry a rich man, you will only be his concubine.
- Songlian: Let me be a concubine. Isn't that the fate of a woman?”
Weimin Ding - Songlian's mother
Li Gong - Songlian

“The conquest of a province, or the conquest of a woman. What's the difference?”
Nils Asther - Gen. Yen

“- Wyatt Donnelly: We're in trouble Gary. This is highly illegal.
- Gary Wallace: We need more input. We gotta fill this thing up with data. We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt. I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize.”

Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

“- Janet Livermore: So I'm not an Amazon woman?
- Steve Dunne: You're from the High Plains Janet.”
Bridget Fonda - Janet Livermore
Campbell Scott - Steve Dunne

“I want a woman that will arouse my intellect as well as my loins.”
Eddie Murphy - Prince Akeem

“No true scientist can have anything to do with women.”
Walter Pidgeon - Pierre Curie

“- Bianca: Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different or just hanging out with skankier friends?
- Jessica Spencer: You look good, too, Bianca. Are you eating less or just barfing more?
- Monique: Barfing more.”
Maria-Elena Laas - Bianca
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Ashlee Simpson - Monique

“I don't think a woman is really a woman, unless she's a blonde.”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi

“I am a sexually aggressive woman. I like it. Tom knew it, and you can't handle it. It is the same damn thing since the beginning of time. Veil it, hide it, lock it up and throw away the key. We expect a woman to do a man's job, make a man's money, and then walk around with a parasol and lie down for a man to fuck her like it was still a hundred...” (continue)(continue reading)
Demi Moore - Meredith Johnson

“Sometimes I think you should've been born during the Spanish Inquisition.”

Charlize Theron - Helga Svelgen

“Half the people in the world are women. Why does it have to be you that stirs me?”
John Wayne - George Washington 'G.W.' McLintock

“- Harry Tasker: Helen... is having an affair!
- Albert Gibson: Welcome to the club, man!”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker
Tom Arnold - Albert Gibson

“I don't need to know nothing about women when I got a mom, a cat, nine sisters and a gay uncle.”
Anthony Anderson - Tony