Wooing quotes

“At 14 I discovered girls. At that time dancing was the only way you could put your arm around the girl. Dancing was courtship.”
Gene Kelly

“I hope she dies right away... On second thought, I hope she suffers quite a bit before she dies. I just hope her pathetic screams can't be heard from my room, because I was thinking about having a lie down, and I need peace and quiet. I was playing golf, and the last thing I need is some woman dying slowly and loudly.”

Colin Farrell - David

“- Rose Castorini: Why do men chase women?
- Mr. Johnny Cammareri: Well, there's a Bible story... God... God took a rib from Adam and made Eve. Now maybe men chase women to get the rib back. When God took the rib, he left a big hole there, where there used to be something. And the women have that. Now maybe, just maybe, a man isn't complete as a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Olympia Dukakis - Rose Castorini
Danny Aiello - Mr. Johnny Cammareri

“- Abby: You lost your chance.
- Mike Chadway: Oh, c'mon, I never had a chance with you.
- Abby: You're right. I had a momentary lapse in judgement when I thought you were more than you are, but you aren't. Clearly.”
Katherine Heigl - Abby
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway

“- Waitress: The table's yours as long as you like. Nobody's waiting on it. Plus we've got free wireless.
- Steve Rogers: Radio?
[she gives him a nice look over her shoulder as she walks away]
- Stan Lee: [from the adjacent table] Ask for her number, you moron.”
Ashley Johnson - Waitress
Chris Evans - Steve Rogers
Stan Lee - Stan Lee

“- Tony Stark: You walked right into this one: I've dated hotter chicks than you.
- Brandt: Is that all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
- Tony Stark: Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Stephanie Szostak - Brandt

“I'm tired of being the approachable one. I want to be the dateable one.”
Mae Whitman - Bianca Piper

- Jess: Will you be my boyfriend? Just for a minute. You're not a serial killer, are you?
- Nicky: That depends. How many times does it take to get to "serial"?
Margot Robbie - Jess
Will Smith - Nicky

“- Lumiere: Impress her with your rapier wit.
- Mrs. Potts: But be gentle.
- Lumiere: Shower her with compliments.
- Mrs. Potts: But be sincere.
- Lumiere: And above all.
- Lumiere, Mrs. Potts: You must control your temper!”

Jerry Orbach - Lumiere
Dame Angela Lansbury - Mrs. Potts

“- Jackie: You were a virgin when we were seeing each other.
- Nick: Yeah, I was twelve.”
Jackie van Beek - Jackie
Cori Gonzalez-Macuer - Nick

“- Sheila: Why didn't you wear your blue dress?
- Eilis Lacey: Are you asking why I didn't make more of an effort?”
Nora-Jane Noone - Sheila
Saoirse Una Ronan - Eilis

“- Quincy McCall: I took the hoe to Burger King.
- Monica Wright: Cheap date.”
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright

“- Sam Baldwin: I'd much rather just see somebody I like, and get a feeling about them, and ask them if they want to have a drink.
- Jonah Baldwin: Or a slice of pizza.
- Sam Baldwin: Not dinner. Not necessarily on the first date because halfway through dinner you could be really sorry you asked them to eat dinner. Whereas if it's just a drink,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Hanks - Sam Baldwin
Ross Malinger - Jonah Baldwin

“I got started dancing because I knew it was one way to meetgirls.”
Gene Kelly

“- Cornelia: When we first met, you wooed me with romantic e-mails.
- Josh: It wouldn't make sense for me to send you e-mails now that we're in the same room all the time.”
Naomi Watts - Cornelia
Ben Stiller - Josh

“She was a waitress at a jazz bar. I'd sit in her section, wouldn't let anybody else serve me. She's change sections, I'd change tables. Persistance that's the key.”

Hugh Laurie - Captain James Biggs

“- Roland Leighton: When we're at Oxford, we'll be able to see each other every day.
- Vera Brittain: I'll be concentrating on my work.
- Roland Leighton: Well, you'll need fresh air, surely. And a chaperone.”
Kit Harington - Roland Leighton
Alicia Vikander - Vera Brittain

“Listen, girls. If you don't respect yourself, how do you expect others to respect you?”

Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell

“- Pilcher: What do you do when you're not detecting, Agent Starling?
- Clarice Starling: I try to be a student, Dr. Pilcher.
- Pilcher: Ever go out for cheeseburgers and beer? The amusing house wine?
- Clarice Starling: Are you hitting on me, doctor?
- Pilcher: Yes.”
Paul Lazar - Pilcher
Jodie Foster - Clarice Starling

“- Carter: All I did was invite them to have a drink.
- Lee: You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.
- Carter: Which word was 'goat'?”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“- Trent: Your tits are stupendous.
- Bree: Wow, you really know how to make a girl feel special.”
Travis Van Winkle - Trent
Julianna Guill - Bree

“She wants a sensitive guy... more like the old me. Well, if she wants Mr. Rogers, then I'm going to show her the biggest pussy she's ever seen.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“So... you guys wanna make out or what?”

Chris Kattan - Doug Butabi

“- Chuck Sherman: [a few minutes into the conversation] I am the Sherminator, a sophisticated Sex Robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady.
- Nadia: And I am lucky lady?
- Chuck Sherman: Nadia, you've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.”

Chris Owen - Chuck Sherman
Shannon Elizabeth - Nadia

“- Charlie: Sit down! I love that song! How long have you two been doing this act?
- Maverick: Oh, since uh...
- Charlie: Puberty?
- Maverick: Right, puberty.”

Kelly McGillis - Charlie
Tom Cruise - Maverick