Words quotes

“The Jews taught me this great word: Schmuck. I was a schmuck, and now I'm not a schmuck!”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“- Brian: Twat did you say? I cunt hear.
- Anthony: I have an in-fuck-tion in my ear. What did you you say?
- Ruby: ...Don't you assholes ever grow up? What the fuck is your problem?”
Ken Garito - Brian
Al Palagonia - Anthony
Jennifer Esposito - Ruby

- Malcolm Crowe: You are not a freak. Okay? Don't you believe anybody that tries to convince you of that. That's bullshit! You don't have to go through your life believing that. Okay?
- Cole Sear: You said the "s" word.
- Malcolm Crowe: Yeah... I know. Sorry.
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe
Haley Joel Osment - Cole Sear

“- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Does Lady Lytton have a swimming pewl?
- Nice Police Chief: A swimming pewl?”
Peter Sellers - Clouseau
Herb Tanney - Nice Police Chief

"Mother-fucker" is a word that black folks have been using for years. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word "mother-fucker". Because "mother-fucker" is a noun: it describes a person, place or thing.
Bernie Mac - Bernie Mac

“- Buford T. Justice: I gotcha!
- The Real Bandit: Hello, Buford. Well, you caught me with my pants down.
- Buford T. Justice: I did?
- The Real Bandit: That's a... figure of speech.”
Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice
Burt Reynolds - The Real Bandit

“That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! And that explains the abrasion on your palm! Let me run that back for you.
[backs up]
Malp ruoy no noisarba eht snialpxe taht dna eohs ruoy no saw tahw staht ni deppils uoy tahw staht.”
Jim Carrey - Ace Venura

The word "impossible", Mr. Booth, is only found in the dictionary of fools.
Maximilian Schell - Dr. Hans Reinhardt

“- Jamal Wallace: I ain't seen nothing change.
- William Forrester: You ain't seen nothing? What the hell kind of sentence is that?”
Rob Brown - Jamal Wallace
Sir Sean Connery - William Forrester

- Carol: Careful, Mike. he's got a gun.
- Roy: I don't need a gun to take care of you. I am going to kick your Brady butt.
- Cindy: He said the "B" word!
Shelley Lee Long - Carol Brady
Tim Matheson - Roy Martin
Olivia Hack - Cindy Brady

“You'd take 3 years from me but you wouldn't take my word.”
Vince Vaughn - John 'Sheriff' Volgecherev

“Stop talking so goddamn smart! I've heard enough! It just sounds like words! I've heard enough of your words! I came here to know you, and all you've done is hide behind words! What are you hiding from? What are you afraid of?”
Theresa Russell - Actress

Never use the word "lovely" darling. It's the mark of the jerk.
Lauren Bacall - Lillian Brooks

“- Bartender: We don't have no beer, just tequila.
- Ned Nederlander: What's tequila?
- Bartender: ...It's like beer...
- Dusty Bottoms: Is it fattening?
- Bartender: ...Fat-ten-ing?”
Martin Hayter Short - Ned Nederlander
Chevy Chase - Dusty Bottoms

“- 1967 Parole Hearings Man: Do you feel you've been rehabilitated?
- Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding: Rehabilitated? Well, now let me see. You know, I don't have any idea what that means.
- 1967 Parole Hearings Man: Well, it means that you're ready to rejoin society...
- Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding: I know what you think it means, sonny. To me, it's just...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brian Brophy - 1967 Parole Hearings Man
Morgan Freeman - Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding

“- Dr. Claw: Comprende?
- Inspector Gadget: Yeah, I comprende.
- Dr. Claw: No no no no no. I comprendo, yo comprendo. Conjugate the word, for pity's sake.”
Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex
Matthew Broderick - Inspector Gadget

It'll help you to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now, shall we? "Pros"... it doesn't mean anything. Forget about that... "tit", I think we all know what that means. "Tu", kay two tit and "tion", of course, from the Latin "to shun"... "to say no", uh uh, "thank you anyway I don't want it", "to push away"... it doesn't... (continue)(continue reading)
Michael Keaton - Bill Blazejowski

“We are all the same. Different words, different bodies, different versions. Like insects! Meat!”
Isabelle Adjani - Helen

“- Kenneth McCullers: You got any ideas how you wanna wax this guy?
- Steven Lardner: Can't you just say 'kill'? Ya always gotta romanticize it.”
K. Todd Freeman - Kenneth McCullers
Hank Azaria - Steven Lardner

- Christy Brown: Fuck off.
- Dr. Eileen Cole: With speech therapy, I could teach you how to say "fuck off" more clearly.
Daniel Day-Lewis - Christy Brown
Fiona Shaw - Dr. Eileen Cole

“- Clifford Anderson: Are you trying to say that you don't think that you can trust me?
- Sidney Bruhl: How clearly you put it!”
Christopher Reeve - Clifford Anderson
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Bruhl

“We're not looking for any ghoul-friends, are we, Scooby?”

Billy West - Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers

“- Page: Billy boy! How's the new script coming?
- Bill Warren: I found all the words in the dictionary. I just have to put them together.”
Buddy Douglas - Page
Alan Alda - Bill Warren

I didn't say "fudge". I said the word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“- Phoebe: Mom says you have to let me in or else it's prescription!
- Sean: That's 'discrimination' jerkoid! Prescription is drugs, which you're on if you think you're getting in here!”

Ashley Bank - Phoebe
Andre Gower - Sean