Words quotes

If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, "Heimlich maneuver," and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death.
Eddie Izzard - Himself

- Dexter Reed: Ed, I don't know how to say this...
- Ed: Oh, well, you just go: "Thiiiissssssssssss".
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed
Kel Mitchell - Ed

“- Jackie Pruit: What's that thing where you get scared of being cooped up in iddy-biddy dark places?
- Charlie Congers: Claustrophobia?”
Jill Ireland - Jackie Pruit
Charles Bronson - Charlie Congers

“- Sidney Bruhl: Clifford, my dear, in your run-ins with the law, in your infancy so to speak, did any of the doctors, policemen, shrinks, did any of them ever use... the... word...?
- Clifford Anderson: What word Sidney?
- Sidney Bruhl: Sociopath?
- Clifford Anderson: Does that word... frighten you, Sidney?
- Sidney Bruhl: No, no. It does...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Bruhl
Christopher Reeve - Clifford Anderson

“- Ancient Puzzler: What's a six letter word for a condition of the hypothalamus?
- Amy Archer: Goiter.”
Richard Whiting - Ancient Puzzler
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Amy Archer

“- Hobson: Thrilling to meet you, Gloria.
- Gloria: Hi.
- Hobson: Yes... You obviously have a wonderful economy with words, Gloria. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.”
Sir John Gielgud - Hobson
Anne De Salvo - Gloria

“- Long Duk Dong: Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.
- Mike Baker: It's a quiche.
- Long Duk Dong: How do you spell?
- Fred: Well you don't spell it, son, you eat it.”
Gedde Watanabe - Long Duk Dong
Justin Henry - Mike Baker
Max Showalter - Fred

“Well, fuck me! No, no, I don't mean... I just mean... fuck me, but not... well what I mean is...”

Brad Gorton - John Dixon

I believe the term "shyster" is reserved for attorneys of the Jewish persuasion. I believe the proper term for me is "eggplant".
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean

- Ebenezer Scrooge: I almost went after her.
- Ghost of Christmas Past: "Almost" carries no weight. Especially in matters of the heart.

George C. Scott - Ebenezer Scrooge
Angela Pleasence - Ghost of Christmas Past

- Harry Crumb: I am Djour Djilios.
- Suki's Salon Receptionist: Could you spell that please?
- Harry Crumb: I don't think so. Try it with a "D".

John Candy - Harry Crumb
Brenda Crichlow - Suki's Salon Receptionist

“- Santa at Warehouse Door: Password.
- Mall Santa: Jingle Bells, Batman smells.”
Bruce Bohne - Santa at Warehouse Door
Jim Belushi - Mall Santa

Don't say "freaking", Russ. If you have to use the "F" word, go for the gold.
Lauren Bacall - Margaret Kramer

“The itsy bitsy spider caught a mouse in its web, the itsy bitsy spider bit off the mouse's head.”
Jon Lovitz - T.R. Chula

“- George Dupler: How did he die?
- Freddie Dupler: I don't know... brain haemorrhoid?
- George Dupler: Brain... haemorrhage?”
Gene Hackman - George Dupler
Dennis Quaid - Freddie Dupler

“- Luc Teyssier: There is something in his eyes... vain. It is a word, no?
- Kate: It is a word. He has beautiful eyes.
- Luc Teyssier: Oh, he knows it. You can see it in his smile... not even a smile, a smirk. It is a word?
- Kate: Shut up. Is it a word?
- Luc Teyssier: Two words.”

Kevin Kline - Luc Teyssier
Meg Ryan - Kate

- Omri: It's too risky.
- Boone: Whiskey?
- Omri: "Risky"! Dangerous!
Hal Scardino - Omri
Keith David - Boone

- Jonathan Mardukas: I asked you if you were hurt and you said "yeah, I'm hurt".
- Jack Walsh: That's because you made me say it. Startin' to put words in my mouth.
- Jonathan Mardukas: Jack, you're a grown man. You're in control of your own words.
- Jack Walsh: You're goddamn right I am. Now here come two words for you: shut the fuck up.
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh