Words quotes

“Let's drink first. Perhaps pretty words will follow.”
Claudette Colbert - Cleopatra

“- Research Assistant #2: Blueberries are blue. Are cranberries cran?
- Paulie: Are boysenberries boys or girls?”
Michael Leydon Campbell - Research Assistant #2
Jay Mohr - Paulie

“- Toby: Beauty is relative.
- Bree: Not my relatives.”
Kevin Zegers - Toby
Felicity Huffman - Bree

“Why do I think you want to call me something else? You want to call me something else, Scotty? I can see you thinking it, whether you say it or not.”

Garikayi Mutambirwa - Deaundre 'Double D' Davis

“It's proven that second-hand smoke is carcin... you know, cancer related.”
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“- Christy: Cool? Where'd you hear that?
- Ariel: I don't know, I just heard it.
- Christy: You're already American, it's disgusting!”
Sarah Bolger - Christy
Emma Bolger - Ariel

“- Walt Tenor: What's a three-letter word for man's best friend?
- April Mercedes: Tit?”
Greg Kinnear - Walt Tenor
Eva Mendes - April Mercedes

“- Stanford Marks: You're the girl with the perfumed poo-poo bags, aren't you?
- Elle Woods: Actually I'm the woman with the scented waste receptacles, but yes.”
Bruce McGill - Stanford Marks
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Gus: Now, give me a word, any word; and I will show you how the root of that word is greek.
- Costa: Uuuuh, facebook.
- Gus: Huh, the greeks invented facebook. We called it the telephone.”
Michael Constantine - Gus
Michael Sofos - Costa

“While the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth.”

Hugo Weaving - V

“- Legolas: All you had to do was say friend... and enter.
- Gilmi: Those were happier times...”

Anthony Daniels - Legolas
David Buck - Gimli

“- Buford T. Justice: As you can see, Bandit, I've got my piece in my hand.
- 'Bandit': You've got your what in your hand?”

Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice
Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“- Captain Harris: Citizens On Patrol. What a joke. You know what C.O.P. really stands for Proctor?
- Proctor: No sir what?
- Captain Harris: Collection Of Pissants.”
G.W. Bailey - Captain Harris
Lance Kinsey - Proctor

- Windows: So, we're all hunky-dory? We're all copacetic?
- Roach: Well, if the word "copacetic" means I'm gonna rip off your tongue and lick your ass with it, then yeah, we're copacetic.
Jay Baruchel - Windows
Seth Rogen - Roach

“Beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
James Walker - Syme

- Hellboy: Hey Myers, you're a talker. What's a good word, a solid word for "need"?
- John Myers: Well, "need" is a good, solid word.
- Hellboy: Nah. Too needy.
Ronald Francis Perlman - Hellboy
Rupert Evans - John Myers

“- Frank Adler: We've discussed this ad nauseum.
- Mary Adler: What's ad nauseum?
- Frank Adler: Oh, you don't know? Well, looks like someone needs school.”
Chris Evans - Frank Adler
Mckenna Grace - Mary Adler

“Teenage death girls want my dick not my words.”
Val Kilmer - Jim Morrison

“- Velma Von Tussle: They're just kids, that's why we have to steer them in the white direction.
- Corny Collins: Right direction?
- Velma Von Tussle: Isn't that what I said?”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Velma Von Tussle
James Marsden - Corny Collins

“It's funny, gay used to mean such a happy kind of a word, once.”
Paul McCrane - Montgomery

“Stay back, or I'll Poupon you! Get it? Poop-on-you?”

Tim Redwine - Drew Utley

I guess "Rosebud" is just a piece in a jigsaw puzzle... a missing piece.

William Alland - Jerry Thompson

- Ben Harrison: See Mom? I told you! I'm telepathetic.
- Jackie Harrison: You mean “telepathic”.
- Ben Harrison: That's what I said.
Susan Sarandon - Jackie Harrison
Liam Aiken - Ben Harrison

“- Harry Lockhart: I feel badly. Let me... What are you drinking?
- Harmony Faith Lane: Bad.
- Harry Lockhart: Bad? Sorry... feel...?
- Harmony Faith Lane: You feel bad.
- Harry Lockhart: Bad?
- Harmony Faith Lane: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart
Michelle Monaghan - Harmony Faith Lane

“- Bobby Jack Moriarty: I think you're banging Emma?
- Murphy Jones: Banging? That's an ugly expression for that particular pleasure.
- Bobby Jack Moriarty: How about fucking?
- Murphy Jones: I don't like that one a whole alot better! And, if I was, it would be none of your concern.”
Brian Kerwin - Bobby Jack Moriarity
James Garner - Murphy Jones