Zombie quotes

“Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills! The people it kills get up and kill!”

David Crawford - Dr. Foster

“Do you know why she’s still alive? Because zombies eat brains, and she ain’t got any!”

Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“Zombies don't mess with other zombies.”
Bill Murray - Bill Murray

“For dead people they sure are smart.”

Stephen Gregory Foster - Christian Meyers

“Some people, on the seventh night after their death, come back to life. I call them Returners, but frankly I can't understand why they're so anxious to return. The only way to get rid of them once and for all is to split their heads open. A spade'll do it, but a dum-dum bullet is best. Is this the beginning of an invasion? Does it happen in all...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rupert Everett - Francesco Dellamorte

“This isn't the Republicans versus the Democrats, where we're in a hole economically or... or we're in another war. This is more crucial than that. This is down to the line, folks, this is down to the line. There can be no more divisions among the living!”

Richard France - Scientist

“The normal question, the first question is always, are these cannibals? No, they are not cannibals. Cannibalism in the true sense of the word implies an intrapecies activity. These creatures cannot be considered human. They prey on humans. They do not prey on each other - that's the difference.”

Richard France - Scientist

“I used to avoid people like they were zombies before they were zombies. Now that they are all now zombies, I kinda miss people.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“Daughters do not dance well with masticated brains.”
Charles Dance - Mr. Bennet

“A newly infected zombie is almost impossible to detect. Until they've ingested their first human brains, at which point the transformation accelerates with every subsequent kill.”
Sam Riley - Colonel Fitzwilliam Darcy

“I was unaware that zombies possessed such acuity so as to set such traps. Before we know it, they'll be running for Parliament.”
Matt Smith - Parson Collins

“- Ben: Carter, stop agitating them.
- Carter: What? I need a new profile pic.”

Tye Sheridan - Ben Goudy
Logan Miller - Carter Grant

“All right, scouts. Let's kick some zombie ass!”
Tye Sheridan - Ben Goudy

“We're fine! Everything's under control!”

Joey Morgan - Augie Foster

“They use... consume maybe 5% of the food available in the human body. With that small amount, the body is usual intact enough to be mobile when it revives.”

Richard France - Scientist

“Stop killing the dead. They're mine. If you don't want the dead coming back to life, why don't you just kill the living? Shoot them in the head. Are you listening to me?”

“- Tallahassee: My mama always told me someday I'd be good at something. Who'd a guessed that something'd be zombie-killing?
- Columbus: Probably nobody.”
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“- Francine: What are they doing? Why do they come here?
- Stephen: Some kind of instinct. Memory of what they used to do. This was an important place in their lives.”

Gaylen Ross - Francine
David Emge - Stephen

“- Susan: How bad will it get?
- West: Am I the only one who knows about zombieshere?”

Carrie Genzel - Susan
Rob Riggle - Frank West

“Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?”
Nick Frost - Ed

“You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.”

Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“If they never consume human brains they will never fully transform into zombies.”

Jack Huston - Lt. George Wickham

“There was a horrible accident... But I survived. Survived... Not in the traditional sense of the word.”

Rebecca Scott - Penny McGregor

“Many believed the enemy was finally vanquished. The gentry began to leave the safe confines of London's defenses. For their newly fortified country estates. But vigilance is still every essence. Remember this. Keep your swords as sharp as your wit. For the ultimate battle between the living and the undead has yet to be staged.”

Charles Dance - Mr. Bennet

“It began with the Black Plague. Within weeks the dead began to rise, hunting for human flesh. Now the few of us that are left have only one way to survive, we must bring the fight to them. I’ve been training for this my whole life.”
Lily James - Elizabeth Bennet