Arnold Schwarzenegger movie quotes

“- Conan: I need you.
- Akiro 'The Wizard': I'm yours!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan
Mako - Akiro 'The Wizard'

“- Monique: Losing improves your character.
- Mark Kaminsky: Winning improves your wardrobe.”
Kathryn Harrold - Monique
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Mark Kaminsky

“- Danny Madigan: Where are the ordinary, everyday women? They don't exist because this is a movie!
- Jack Slater: No, this is California.”
Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater

“- John Connor: Can you learn stuff you haven't been programmed with so you could be... you know, more human? And not such a dork all the time?
- The Terminator: My CPU is a neural-net processor; a learning computer. But Skynet presets the switch to read-only when we're sent out alone.
- Sarah Connor: Doesn't want you doing too much thinking,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Edward Furlong - John Connor
Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Terminator
Linda Hamilton - Sarah Connor

“- Danny Madigan: No. It's not possible!
- Jack Slater: What's not possible? The man is an artist. It's his best performance ever!
- Danny Madigan: But... that was you! You were in that movie!”

Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater

“- Kate Brewster: John, what is he saying?
- John Connor: Judgment Day. The end of the world. It's today, three hours from now.
- Terminator: Two hours and fifty-three minutes.”
Claire Danes - Kate Brewster
Nick Stahl - John Connor
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Terminator

“- Hauser: Howdy, stranger! This is Hauser. If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself and you don't have a wet towel around your head. Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. You are not you, you're me.
- Douglas Quaid: No shit.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Hauser
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Douglas Quaid

“- Conan: What gods do you pray to?
- Subotai: I pray to the four winds... and you?
- Conan: To Crom... but I seldom pray to him, he doesn't listen.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan
Gerry Lopez - Subotai

“Doesn't anybody die any more?”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Adam Gibson

“- Father Kovak: Do you believe in God?
- Jericho: Maybe once, not anymore.
- Father Kovak: What happened?
- Jericho: We had a difference of opinion. I thought my wife and daughter should live. He felt otherwise.”
Rod Steiger - Father Kovak
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jericho

“Because of you a lot of people are dead. And now it's your turn.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Mark Kaminsky

“- U.S. Marshal John 'The Eraser' Kruger: Where is this?
- Camille: Earth. Welcome.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - U.S. Marshal John 'The Eraser' Kruger
Camille Winbush - Camille

“Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I'll take the Glock.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jericho

He is strong. If I die I have to go before him, and he will ask me "What is the riddle of steel?" And if I don't know it he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me! That's Crom, strong in his mountain!
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“- Myron Larabee: As if I didn't have enough trouble, my son sends me out for some goofy-butt toy. Some fruity robot named Turtle Man.
- Howard Langston: It's Turbo Man. My son wants one, too.”
Sinbad - Myron Larabee
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Howard Langston

“- Kalidor: I know you're a brave girl, but danger is my trade.
- Red Sonja: If danger is a trade, I'll learn it by myself.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kalidor
Brigitte Nielsen - Red Sonja

“John Connor is the leader of the worldwide resistance and last hope for mankind.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Terminator

“Here's another explosion for your movie, kid.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater

“Enough with this Turbo Man! I have had it up to here with this Turbo Man! If there's anybody I don't want advice from right now, it's Turbo Man!”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Howard Langston

“- Kimble: Get some rest and don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're six-year-old. How much trouble can they be?
- Phoebe: On second thought, take the gun.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble
Pamela Reed - Phoebe

“You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father's sword.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“- John Connor: We stopped Judgment Day.
- Terminator: You only postponed it. Judgment Day is inevitable.”
Nick Stahl - John Connor
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Terminator

“- John Matrix: This was the last time.
- Major General Franklin Kirby: Until a next time.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - John Matrix
James Olson - Major General Franklin Kirby

“Desire is irrelevant. I am a machine.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Terminator

“- Danny Madigan: I thought I was going to die.
- Jack Slater: I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer - acne, shaving, premature ejaculation... and your first divorce.”
Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater