Arnold Schwarzenegger movie quotes

“- Jack Slater: Is this the day you were talking about saving?
- Danny Madigan: Don't see you doing anything.
- Jack Slater: I wouldn't wanna steal your thunder.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater
Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan

“- Albert Gibson: Harry. Listen, Helen still loves you. You know, she just wants to bang this guy for a while. You know? It's nothing serious. You'll get used to it soon...
- Harry Tasker: Stop cheering me up!”
Tom Arnold - Albert Gibson
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker

“- Poison Ivy: Everything dead on earth, except us. A chance for Mother Nature to start again. Behold, the dawn of a new age. My mutant plants have the strength of the deadliest animals. Once you have frozen mankind, these babies will overrun the globe, and we shall rule them, for we will be the only two people left in the world.
- Mr. Freeze:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Uma Thurman - Poison Ivy
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Mr. Freeze

“I know now why you cry, but it's something that I can never do.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Terminator

“- Myron Larabee: I work for the post office so you know I'm not stable! Tell 'em!
- Howard Langston: This man is totally insane.
- Myron Larabee: Thank you!”
Sinbad - Myron Larabee
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Howard Langston

“- Charming Jones: Would you help me with these please?
- Handsome Stranger: Sure.”

Ann-Margret - Charming Jones
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Handsome Stranger

“For us, there is no spring. Just the wind that smells fresh before the storm.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“He has good taste in jewelry. But you have bad taste in men.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Mark Kaminsky

- Conan: If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, "What is the riddle of steel?". If I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me. That's Crom, strong on his mountain!
- Subotai: Ah, my god is greater.
- Conan: Crom laughs at your four winds. He laughs from his mountain.
- Subotai: My god is stronger. He is the... (continue)(continue reading)
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan
Gerry Lopez - Subotai

“- Jack Slater: I'm not worried that you're crazy anymore. I'm worried that you're right. But if I go, how do I get back?
- Danny Madigan: You can't go through life nitpicking every little thing.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater
Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan

“- Luigi Patrovita: You kill anybody, Joey?
- Mark Kaminsky: Yeah.
- Luigi Patrovita: More than one?
- Mark Kaminsky: Three. You want names and addresses?
- Luigi Patrovita: Smart, I like. Smart-ass, I don't.”
Sam Wanamaker - Luigi Patrovita
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Mark Kaminsky

“- Tough Asian Man: May I help you?
- Jack Slater: Yes, could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?
- Tough Asian Man: I beg your pardon?
- Jack Slater: It's a beautiful day and we're out killing drug dealers. Are there any in the house?”
Professor Toru Tanaka - Tough Asian Man
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater

“No matter what anyone tells you, Bane, it really is the size of your gun that counts.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Mr. Freeze

“- Kimble: I have a headache.
- Lowell: It might be a tumor.
- Kimble: It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor. At all!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble
Ben McCreary - Lowell

“- Dr. Diana Reddin: Do you have your own room?
- Dr. Alex Hesse: Yes. Why?
- Dr. Diana Reddin: Well, call me old-fashioned, but I'll be damned if I'm having a child with a man I've never even slept with.”
Emma Thompson - Dr. Diana Reddin
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Dr. Alex Hesse

“- John Matrix: Where did you learn how to do that?
- Cindy: I read the instructions.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - John Matrix
Rae Dawn Chong - Cindy

“- Princess Jehnna: I go where I feel myself led.
- Conan: So I've noticed.”
Olivia d'Abo - Princess Jehnna
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“- Nick: This is a wonderful moment for me, Mr. Slater. I've never met a fictional character before. How new and exciting this must all be for you.
- Jack Slater: Hey, I just found out I was imaginary. I mean, how would you feel if somebody made you up? Your job, your marriage, your kids.”
Robert Prosky - Nick
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater

“- Mongol General: What is best in life?
- Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”
Akio Mitamura - Mongol General
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“- Vincent Benedict: Money talks and bullshit walks!
- Julius Benedict: How can bullshit walk?”
Danny DeVito - Vincent Benedict
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Julius Benedict

“Thanks for not getting youself killed. Hey, maybe now we will meet in our dreams. You never know.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Hauser

“My nipples are very sensitive.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Dr. Alex Hesse

“- John Matrix: Bennett! I thought you were...
- Bennett: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of your unit, I've waited to pay you back. Do you know what today is Matrix? Pay day!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - John Matrix
Vernon Wells - Bennett

“- Sarah Connor: Skynet fights back.
- The Terminator: Yes. It launches its missiles against the targets in Russia.
- John Connor: Why attack Russia? Aren't they our friends now?
- The Terminator: Because Skynet knows that the Russian counterattack will eliminate its enemies over here.”
Linda Hamilton - Sarah Connor
Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Terminator
Edward Furlong - John Connor

“Freeze! Don't you know the building is on fire?”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble