Ashton Kutcher movie quotes
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- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
“Your soul is like an appendix. I don't even use mine.”
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
“Pregnant women should never stand on their tippy-toes, or else the baby will come out all cross-eyed.”
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
“What fun is it in being a girlfriend if you don't even have your own boobs to play with?”
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
“A promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthin' off.”
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
“I'm not shallow. I just judge women on their looks.”
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
“If you really do love her, there's only one thing to do, man. You gotta dump her and live free.”
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
“I have the three things women want: I'm hot and I'm smart.”
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
“Eric Forman- Kelso, aren't you a little old to be stealing Donna's undies?
Michael Kelso-A collector never stops collecting, Eric.” - From the TV Series: That '70s Show
“The foundation of a good relationship is three little words: I don't know. What're you doing? I don't know. What're you thinking about? I don't know. Who's that under you? I don't know.”
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
“I know you think it's gonna be uncomfortable because I'm dating Laurie. But, look, Red loves Laurie, and Laurie loves me. Red has to like me. I mean, what kind of father doesn't love the guy who's nailing his daughter.”
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
“I've been screwed by Darwinism... never needed to evolve listening skills 'cause my looks are so highly developed.”
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
- From the movie: Just Married
“- Sarah: This is a European compact.
- Tom: No, this is a Ringling Brothers compact! I don't understand it. I loooked at the brochure and it had a Fiesta on the cover, not a Bingo!
- Sarah: Baby, just floor it.
- Tom: I am flooring it! If I pushed any harder, my foot would blow through the floor and we would be Flintstone-ing our asses there!” - From the movie: Jobs
“Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes, the ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them.”
- From the movie: Jobs
- From the movie: Just Married
- From the movie: Jobs
“When you grow up, you tend to get told the world is the way that it is, and your life is just to live your life inside the world and try not to bash into the walls too much. But that's a very limited life. Life can be much broader once you discover one simple fact. And that is that everything around you that you call life, was made up by people...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Guess Who
- From the movie: Jobs
- From the movie: Dude, Where's My Car?
“- Jesse Montgomery III: Dude, you got a tattoo.
- Chester Greenburg: So do you, dude!
- Chester Greenburg: So then what does mine say?
- Jesse Montgomery III: Sweet! What does mine say?
- Chester Greenburg: Dude! What does mine say?” - From the movie: Jobs
“- Steve Wozniak: We can't afford to pay three people right now.
- Steve Jobs: We can't afford to pay ourselves unless we deliver.” - From the movie: What Happens In Vegas
“- Jack Fuller: If you stop betting, you never have to lose.
- Joy McNally: I'd bet on you, Jack.” - From the movie: Just Married
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