Ashton Kutcher movie quotes

You said "I Love You" while you were sleeping in the hotel bed, but I didn't told you that. Because I want to be the one to say it first.
Ashton Kutcher - Spencer

“- Jake Fischer: It doesn't matter what I do. It's just not good enough.
- Emily Thomas: Maybe he's just trying to push you to be better. We teachers do that to the ones we believe in.”

Ashton Kutcher - Jake Fischer
Melissa Sagemiller - Emily Thomas

“I don't ever want to hear you tell me you can't make it faster.”

Ashton Kutcher - Steve Jobs

“- Jack Fuller Sr.: You're like a son to me.
- Jack Fuller: Dad, I am your son.”
Treat Williams - Jack Fuller Sr.
Ashton Kutcher - Jack Fuller

“- Steve Wozniak: Nobody wants to buy a computer. Nobody!
- Steve Jobs: How can somebody know what they want if they've never even seen it?”
Josh Gad - Steve Wozniak
Ashton Kutcher - Steve Jobs

“The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.”
Ashton Kutcher

“Your best T-shirt should be like your bed; it just feels like you are home when you are in it.”
Ashton Kutcher

“Emily, I'm flat broke. I don't have a job. I don't have a plan. And I know, I know I'm probably six years too late, but will you give me strike one back?”
Ashton Kutcher - Oliver Martin

“The thing is, how can I be there for her if I don't even have my thing figured out? You know?”
Ashton Kutcher - Oliver Martin

“- Ed Woolard: If you want to get back what you lost, now is the time.
- Steve Jobs: I never lost anything. It was stolen from me.”
Robert Pine - Ed Woolard
Ashton Kutcher - Steve Jobs

“The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
Ashton Kutcher - Steve Jobs

“You only get one chance to make a first impression.”
Ashton Kutcher - Oliver Martin

“- Gareth Chang: What are we going to do now?
- Steve Jobs: We're gonna put a dent in the universe.”
Clint Jung - Gareth Chang
Ashton Kutcher - Steve Jobs

“It's great. No, it's not ... It's insanely great.”

Ashton Kutcher - Steve Jobs

“- Francis: What? Are you gonna fire me?
- Steve Jobs: No! I already fired you!... Why are you still here?”
Evan Helmuth - Francis
Ashton Kutcher - Steve Jobs

“Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup!”

Ashton Kutcher - Elliot

“I had the perfect relationship which was ruined by marriage.”
Ashton Kutcher - Tom

“- Hank: It's gettin' so as I can hardly go out in public any more. I mean, really, between the autograph hounds and the paparazzi...
- Kate Baker: Autographs and everything? I mean, just the one commercial, and you have paparazzi?”
Ashton Kutcher - Hank
Bonnie Hunt - Kate Baker

“- Tom: Listen, you get guests here from all over the world, it's up to you to have some American on your signs.
- Sarah: He means English.”
Ashton Kutcher - Tom
Brittany Murphy - Sarah

“I don't believe that old cliche that good things come to those who wait. I think good things come to those who want something so bad they can't sit still.”
Ashton Kutcher

“I guess charisma and eyeliner go a long way.”
Ashton Kutcher - Evan

“- Tom Stansfield: I appreciate all your help, but could you make sure that your friends stay out of the house?
- Audrey Bennett: All of them or just the colored guy?
- Tom Stansfield: No, all of them.
- Audrey Bennett: Oh, that's smart. That way the colored guy won't take it personal.”
Ashton Kutcher - Tom Stansfield
Molly Shannon - Audrey Bennett

“Let's just say that I work for the blah blah blah, and they gave me a license to blah.”
Ashton Kutcher - Spencer

“- Jesse Montgomery III: Wait a second. I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.
- Chester Greenburg: Maybe you should go sit on the toilet?
- Jesse Montgomery III: No. No. You know what the feeling is? It's love!”
Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery III
Seann William Scott - Chester Greenburg

“Dude, it's a llama!”

Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery III