Burt Reynolds movie quotes

“- Stroker Ace: The son of a bitch hit me and spun me out. I can't remember his name.
- NASCAR Driver: You never can, can you?
- Stroker Ace: Anyway, he spun me out. What do you think I should do with him?
- NASCAR Driver: I think you ought to stick him in the fence.
- Stroker Ace: Good idea, Neil.”
Burt Reynolds - Stroker Ace
Neil Bonnett - NASCAR Driver

“- Mona Stangley: You ain't never gonna be no more than you are right now: a chicken-shit sheriff in a chicken-shit town!
- Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd: You may be right, but it's a hell of a lot better than being a whore.”
Dolly Parton - Mona Stangley
Burt Reynolds - Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd

“- Congressman David Dilbeck: You don't know how much I love you. I even sent my man Erb to collect your lint!
- Erin Grant: My lint?
- Congressman David Dilbeck: Fresh, hot lint!
- Erin Grant: And what did you do with that fresh, hot lint?
- Congressman David Dilbeck: Well, I'm afraid I made love to it.”
Burt Reynolds - Congressman David Dilbeck
Demi Moore - Erin Grant

“I don't know the difference between Picasso and a car crash.”
Burt Reynolds - General Newton

“- 'Bandit': She's as strong as an ox.
- Doc: She is strong as an ox, now she has to get strong as an elephant.”

Burt Reynolds - Bandit
Dom DeLuise - Doc

- Jack Rhodes: How much do you want for the diamonds?
- Chief Insp. Cyril Willis: Well, um... Would you think that one million dollars is fair?
- Jack Rhodes: No, I don't think one million dollars is fair. I think three million dollars is fair.
- Chief Insp. Cyril Willis: Well, let me say this: I prefer your definition of "fair".
Burt Reynolds - Jack Rhodes
David Niven - Chief Insp. Cyril Willis

“- Erin Grant: If I come back tomorrow, can we talk more about my case?
- Congressman David Dilbeck: We can talk about anything you want, as long as you're naked.”
Demi Moore - Erin Grant
Burt Reynolds - Congressman David Dilbeck

“- Jamie: You know too much. One of the first things you tought me is that nobody just walks away from the CIA.
- Malone: Watch me.”

Lauren Hutton - Jamie
Burt Reynolds - Malone

“- Captain Chaos: J.J... Long time, no see.
- J.J. McClure: Nice to see you, Captain Chaos.”
Dom DeLuise - Captain Chaos
Burt Reynolds - J.J. McClure

“- Ernie Mullins: Hey, where'd you get that apple?
- Mike Lafebb: Out there.
- Ernie Mullins: Next time you want an apple, you buy it!”
Burt Reynolds - Ernie Mullins
Casey Siemaszko - Mike Lafebb

“- Carrie: Actually, my heaviest relationship was with an acid-rock singer... named Robert Crumly. We were together, oh, eight-and-a-half days. God, I really thought that was it.
- Bandit: And?
- Carrie: One day, I came home and found him in the shower... with a girl... and her mother!
- Bandit: Well, at least he kept it in the family.”
Sally Field - Carrie
Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“I'm gonna knock you so flat, you'll have to roll down your socks to shit!”
Burt Reynolds - Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd

“- Puddin Patterson Sr.: What you got is a bad case of Barbara Jane Bookman!
- Billy Clyde Puckett: I've always had that. I just didn't know how bad until now.”
Roger E. Mosley - Puddin Patterson Sr.
Burt Reynolds - Billy Clyde Puckett

“- Hawkins: I'm Sheriff Hawkins. I don't believe we've met.
- Malone: We haven't.”
Kenneth McMillan - Hawkins
Burt Reynolds - Malone

“- Maggie: What if he asks about his mother?
- Buddy Evans: Why would he do that?
- Maggie: Sooner or later he's going to notice he doesn't have a mother.
- Buddy Evans: I'll stall him.
- Maggie: All his life?
- Buddy Evans: No, all mine.”
Beverly D'Angelo - Maggie
Burt Reynolds - Buddy Evans

“- J.J. McClure: What line did you say you were from?
- Betty: The Order of Imaculate Chastity.
- Victor: The Order of Imaculate Chastity? I read the Bible all the time. In fact, I once read the bible that was printed on the head of a pin. That was hard. But, I've never heard of the Order of Imaculate...
- Veronica: You have to read the New...” (continue)(continue reading)
Burt Reynolds - J.J. McClure
Marilu Henner - Betty
Dom DeLuise - Victor Prinzim
Shirley MacLaine - Veronica

“- Cledus Snow: Doc, I thought I loved him too much to do that to him.
- 'Bandit': Obviously not.”

Jerry Reed - Cledus
Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“- Anne-Marie: Charlie, will you help me find a mom and dad?
- Charlie B. Barkin: Kid, I'll help you find the lost city of Atlantis! Just please, please go to sleep!”
Judith Barsi - Anne-Marie
Burt Reynolds - Charlie B. Barkin

“We do not have a love/hate relationship. We have a hate/hate relationship.”

Burt Reynolds - Nick McKenna

“For the good old American life: for the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.”

Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“As the story goes, the girls begin accepting poultry in trade: one bird, one lay. And that's how the place got its name: The Chicken Ranch!”
Burt Reynolds - Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd

“I've been rich and unhappy, and I've been poor and unhappy. Rich was better.”
Burt Reynolds

“- Whippet Angel: Welcome to being dead.
- Charlie B. Barkin: What? You mean I'm... I'm...
- Whippet Angel: Stone cold I'm afraid.
- Charlie B. Barkin: I can't believe it, I've been murdered!”
Melba Moore - Whippet Angel
Burt Reynolds - Charlie B. Barkin

“Anybody have a Valium?”

Burt Reynolds - Phil Potter

“Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to
get laundry done.”
Burt Reynolds