Burt Reynolds movie quotes

“Oh, God! Let me live, and I promise to obey every one of the Ten Commandments. I shall not kill... I shall not commit adultery... I shall not... I... uh... I'll learn the Ten Commandments, and then I'll obey every fucking one of them!”
Burt Reynolds - Wendell Sonny Lawson

“- Paul Barlow: I'm Paul Barlow. This is my daughter, Jo.
- Malone: Malone.
- Jo Barlow: You got a first name?
- Malone: Yeah.”
Scott Wilson - Paul Barlow
Burt Reynolds - Malone
Cynthia Gibb - Jo Barlow

“I want to live. I want to live.”

Burt Reynolds - Wendell Sonny Lawson

“- Colonel James: They found something else.
- Jack Horner: What?
- Colonel James: Well... it's just... they're so cute when they're so young like that...
- Jack Horner: Ah, Jesus...”

Robert Ridgely - The Colonel James
Burt Reynolds - Jack Horner

“- Congressman David Dilbeck: My brain has just turned to shit...
- Chris Rojo: Well hey, that's why you're in Congress!”
Burt Reynolds - Congressman David Dilbeck
José Zúñiga - Chris Rojo

“More guys blow their careers because they can't control their bad habits.”
Burt Reynolds - Ernie Mullins

“- 'Bandit': Cledus, you've gotten taller.
- Cledus Snow: Yes, and you've gotten drunker. This place looks like a shithouse!”

Burt Reynolds - Bandit
Jerry Reed - Bandit

“All we need now is a couple of bucks.”
Burt Reynolds - Charlie B. Barkin

“- Wendell Sonny Lawson: I'm talking about dying.
- Marty Lieberman: What do you mean?
- Wendell Sonny Lawson: I mean lying in the ground with dirt on your face and holding your breath forever.”
Burt Reynolds - Wendell Sonny Lawson
David Steinberg - Marty Lieberman

“- Arch: Sharky, I hit his ass. He's got four bullets in him, and the fucker won't go down.
- Sharky: Maybe he knows more about Zen than you do.”
Bernie Casey - Arch
Burt Reynolds - Sharky

“- Jack Rhodes: I've got a job. Diamonds. A million dollars.
- Ferguson: What'a my share?
- Jack Rhodes: That is your share.
- Ferguson: I'm misbehavin'...”

Burt Reynolds - Jack Rhodes
Al Matthews - Ferguson

“- Billy Score: Do you think I will live... or die?
- Sharky: Ah, you'll die all right!
- Billy Score: No, I don't think so. No, not by you!”
Henry Silva - Billy Score
Burt Reynolds - Sharky

“What a selfish, hopeless, callous heel of a cad I've been. Blind to the needs of society's lowly unloved.”
Burt Reynolds - Charlie B. Barkin

“- Paul Barlow: When were you in Vietnam?
- Malone: 1961.
- Paul Barlow: That was a little early, wasn't it?
- Malone: Not for what I was supposed to do.”
Scott Wilson - Paul Barlow
Burt Reynolds - Malone

“- Martin: Are you an aficionado of flamenco dancing?
- McQueen: I was until I found out Jose Greco was born in Brooklyn!”
Robert Loggia - Connie Martin
Burt Reynolds - Det. Logan McQueen

“- Fisherman #3: What are you boys trying to pull?
- J.J. McClure: There's been a nuclear meltdown and we're transporting some contaminated materials to Connecticut.
- Fisherman #3: Well, why Connecticut?
- J.J. McClure: They ran out.”
Louis Nye - Fisherman #3
Burt Reynolds - J.J. McClure

“- Mike Murphy: Look, do me a favor, don't save my life anymore!
- Lieutenant Speer: My pleasure.”
Burt Reynolds - Mike Murphy
Clint Eastwood - Lieutenant Speer

“Kids aren't any fun! You can't take a kid to a bar. He has one drink, he falls off the stool, and the trip is screwed!”
Burt Reynolds - Nick McKenna

“Oh, I forgot to tell 'ya. I'm running blocker for 400 cases of illegal booze!”

Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“Now who says that clothes don't make the man? That's a well-dressed phone booth!”

Burt Reynolds - Billy Clyde Puckett

“- J.J. McClure: I need a girl.
- Victor Prinzim: Yeah, me too.
- J.J. McClure: You?
- Victor Prinzim: Sure. Hey, J.J., I'm not a eunuch, you know.
- J.J. McClure: Of course you're not a eunuch. Don't put yourself down like that. You have a striking resemblance to a eunuch but... just kidding.”
Burt Reynolds - J.J. McClure
Dom DeLuise - Victor Prinzim

“- Stroker Ace: Lugs, who's driving number 10?
- Lugs Harvey: What are you talkin' about? You ought to know who that is, it's Aubrey James. He's only been tryin' to kill you for two years!”
Burt Reynolds - Stroker Ace
Jim Nabors - Lugs

“I just love naked women. It's a character flaw.”
Burt Reynolds - Congressman David Dilbeck

“- Little Enos: I think you're just a little bit scared.
- Bandit: That's real good psychology. Why don't you say something bad about my mother?
- Little Enos: Your momma is so ugly...”
Paul Williams - Little Enos
Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“- Mike Lafebb: Man, I never met anybody who did crime for a living. I mean I had a cousin once who held up a gas station on his bicycle, but he was nuts.
- Ernie Mullins: Runs in the family, huh?”
Casey Siemaszko - Mike Lafebb
Burt Reynolds - Ernie Mullins