Burt Reynolds movie quotes

“- Buford T. Justice: I gotcha!
- The Real Bandit: Hello, Buford. Well, you caught me with my pants down.
- Buford T. Justice: I did?
- The Real Bandit: That's a... figure of speech.”
Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice
Burt Reynolds - The Real Bandit

“- Stroker Ace: What are you doin' now, Dad?
- Dad Seegle: Oh, I make jewelry.
- Stroker Ace: Oh, that's real pretty, isn't it? What do you make it out of?
- Dad Seegle: Organic matter? Manure.
- Stroker Ace: Kinda makes you the Cartier of ca-ca.”
Burt Reynolds - Stroker Ace
Frank O. Hill - Dad Seegle

“- Bandit: What do you think they do for excitement in this town?
- Cledus Snow: Probably sit around and watch the cars rust.”
Burt Reynolds - Bandit
Jerry Reed - Cledus

“- John L. Sullivan IV: I thought you were a rich man. Aren't you a multi-millionaire?
- Blaine Bingham: Depends on what you mean by multi.
- John L. Sullivan IV: Multi usually means more than one!”
Burt Reynolds - John L. Sullivan IV
Christopher Reeve - Blaine Bingham

“If I don't touch you soon I'll go out of my mind.”

Burt Reynolds - Phil Potter

“- Dirk: You want five or ten?
- Jack Horner: What?
- Dirk: Well, if you just wanna see me jack off, it's ten. But if you just wanna look at it, it's only five.”
Mark Wahlberg - Dirk Diggler
Burt Reynolds - Jack Horner

“- Sharky: You all right, partner?
- Arch: Of course not, you asshole. I'm shot!”
Burt Reynolds - Sharky
Bernie Casey - Arch

“- Cledus Snow: How come we doin' this?
- Bandit: Well why not?
- Cledus Snow: Well they said it couldn't be done.
- Bandit: Well thats the reason, son!”
Jerry Reed - Cledus
Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“I've been knocked down, blown up, lied to, shit on, shot at, I'm not a virgin except in my heart, nothing much surprises me anymore except what people do to each other. I'm a licensed pilot, I lectured on economics at Yale, and I can memorize the front page of the New York Times in five minutes, and repeat it back to you in five weeks. I was...” (continue)(continue reading)

Burt Reynolds - Mex

“- Jack Horner: Do these characters have a name?
- Dirk: The guy's name is Brock Landers.
- Reed Rothchild: And his partner is Chest Rockwell.
- Jack Horner: Those are some great names.”
Burt Reynolds - Jack Horner
Mark Wahlberg - Dirk Diggler
John C. Reilly - Reed Rothchild

“- Marilyn Holmberg: What do you want?
- Phil Potter: I want us to live together. I want us to get married. I want us to have children together. I want us to put our teeth in the same cup. I want us buried together in a family plot with one headstone. What do you want?
- Marilyn Holmberg: I want a separate cup for my teeth.”
Jill Clayburgh - Marilyn Holmberg
Burt Reynolds - Phil Potter

“- Buddy Evans: What's wrong with my forehead?
- Ms. Werner: Look at those lines.
- Buddy Evans: What lines?
- Ms. Werner: Looks like it's suffering from erosion.
- Buddy Evans: As long as we're talking about looks, your nose isn't exactly classic.
- Ms. Werner: Has anyone ever suggested that you plant corn in your eyebrows?”
Burt Reynolds - Buddy Evans
Carol Locatell - Ms. Werner

“- Carrie: That was great! I want to jump something else! I want to jump a car, or a house, I wanna jump something!
- Bandit: Then jump me!”

Sally Field - Carrie
Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“- Itchy Itchiford: In him there's the luck of the Irish.
- Charlie B. Barkin: The pride of the German.
- Itchy Itchiford: Even, he-he, a bit of Siam.
- Charlie B. Barkin: Siam? There's the calm of the English.
- Itchy Itchiford: The charm of the Spanish.”
Dom DeLuise - Itchy Itchiford
Burt Reynolds - Charlie B. Barkin

“I've got socks older than you.”

Burt Reynolds - Malone