Charlize Theron movie quotes

“If I learned anything this year, it's to not get sucked into a fight with someone who has better reason to be in it than you do.”
Charlize Theron - Megyn Kelly

“- Gomez Addams: Tastes like cotton candy.
- Morticia Addams: How do you know what cotton candy tastes like?
- Gomez Addams: Tish, it was my youth. I made mistakes!”
Oscar Isaac - Gomez Addams
Charlize Theron - Morticia Addams

“- Gomez Addams: Your hand is as cold as a dead fish!
- Morticia Addams: My love, that is a dead fish.”
Oscar Isaac - Gomez Addams
Charlize Theron - Morticia Addams

“- Mavis Gary: You're the hate crime guy. Oh my God, why didn't you just say that? Now I know who you are. Matt, the hate crime guy.
- Matt Freehauf: Yes, Mavis. When when we were seniors a bunch of jocks who thought I was gay jumped me in the woods.”
Charlize Theron - Mavis Gary
Patton Oswalt - Matt Freehauf

“- Supermodel: You're not afraid of catching germs? And you know, I'm coming down with a cold and everything...
- Lee Simon: From you I'd be willing to catch terminal cancer.”
Charlize Theron - Supermodel
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Lee Simon

“All we have is how you remember me, and I need that memory to be strong and beautiful. Don't you see? If I know that I am remembered that way then I can face anything, anything… God Nelson you're my immortality.”
Charlize Theron - Sara Deever

“- Steve: Still don't trust me?
- Stella Bridger: I trust everyone. It's the devil inside them I don't trust.”
Edward Norton - Steve
Charlize Theron - Stella Bridger

“Nelson, would you like to be my November?”
Charlize Theron - Sara Deever

“Everyone alright? No missing limbs that weren't already missing before you came?”
Charlize Theron - Morticia Addams

“- Fred Flarsky: We did almost just die, though, right?
- Charlotte Field: We totally almost just died.
- Fred Flarsky: Good, so I didn't just overreact.
- Charlotte Field: Oh, you totally overreacted.”
Seth Rogen - Fred Flarsky
Charlize Theron - Charlotte Field

“I've never been so scared in my entire life. And I was in an elevator with Saddam Hussein.”
Charlize Theron - Charlotte Field

“- Jillian Armacost: Who are you?
- Spencer Armacost: Who am I? I'm the only one who ever gave a fuck about you. I'm the one who gave you a reason for you to breathe. I'm every single fucking moment that ever mattered in your life.”
Charlize Theron - Jillian Armacost
Johnny Depp - Commander Spencer Armacost

There are few phrases that annoy me more than "I won't bite". The only line that pisses me off faster is when some drunk, ham-faced dude in a bar sees me trying to get past him and barks: "Smile, it can't be that bad!".
Charlize Theron - Libby Day

“I am, I guess, depressed. I guess I've been depressed for about twenty-four years.”
Charlize Theron - Libby Day

“It is always consoling to think about suicide. It's what gets one through many a bad night.”
Charlize Theron - Libby Day

“I was not a lovable child, and I'd grown into a deeply unlovable adult. Draw a picture of my soul, and it'd be a scribble with fangs.”
Charlize Theron - Libby Day

“- Mary: I've lived for a very long time, Ray. And the one thing I've learned: fate doesn't decide everything. People get to choose.
- John Hancock: And you chose to let me think I was here alone.
- Mary: I didn't think you'd miss what you didn't remember.”
Charlize Theron - Mary
Will Smith - John Hancock

“- Jillian: You killed my husband.
- Spencer Armacost: Yeah. I did. And then I fucked his wife.”
Charlize Theron - Jillian Armacost
Johnny Depp - Commander Spencer Armacost

“- Lorraine Broughton: Are you going to lie till the very end?
- David Percival: Truth and lies. People like us don't know the difference.
- Lorraine Broughton: No, we know the difference, David. We choose to ignore it.”
Charlize Theron - Lorraine Broughton
James McAvoy - David Percival

“You know those movies where the picture just starts to slow down... and melt? Then catch fire? Well, that's Berlin.”
Charlize Theron - Lorraine Broughton

“- Charlie Holloway: Um, Miss Vickers, is there an agenda that you're not telling us about?
- Meredith Vickers: My company paid a trillion dollars to find this place and to bring you here. Had you raised the monies yourself, Mr. Holloway, we'd happily be pursuing your agenda. But you didn't. And that makes you an employee.”
Logan Marshall-Green - Charlie Holloway
Charlize Theron - Meredith Vickers

“Make a useful life. Nothing big. Nothing grand. Just a start. Finally, a start.”

Charlize Theron - Libby Day

“Don't be discouraged - every relationship you have is a failure, until you find the right one.”
Charlize Theron - Libby Day

“- Delphine Lasalle: When you tell the truth, you look different. Your eyes change.
- Lorraine Broughton: Thanks for the warning.”
Sofia Boutella - Delphine Lasalle
Charlize Theron - Lorraine Broughton

“- Candy Kendall: I just want to sit here and do nothing.
- Homer Wells: To do nothing. It's a great idea, really. Maybe if I just wait and see long enough, then I won't have to do anything or decide anything, you know? I mean, maybe if I'm lucky enough, someone else will decide and choose and do things for me.”

Charlize Theron - Candy Kendall
Tobey Maguire - Homer Wells