Chris Rock movie quotes
- Name
- Chris
- Last name
- Rock
- Pseudonym
- Chris Rock
- Born
- February 7, 1965
- Gender
- male
- Profession
- actor, voice actor, comedian
- Zodiac sign
- Aquarius
Chris Rock Movies/Cartoons
The Witches
Dolemite Is My Name
Grown Ups 2
Grown Ups
Madagascar
You Don't Mess With...
Bee Movie
Madagascar
The Longest Yard
Head of State
Bad Company
Bowling for Columbine
A.I.: Artificial...
Osmosis Jones
Pootie Tang
Down To Earth
Nurse Betty
Me, Myself and Irene
Dogma
Lethal Weapon 4
Doctor Dolittle
Beverly Hills Ninja
CB4
Boomerang
New Jack City
Beverly Hills Cop II
Chris Rock movie quotes, phrases and lines
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- From the movie: Head of State
“- Mays Gilliam: If we had laws on the Destiny's Child Video, we'd have less crime.
- Brian Lewis: I think we should let the people decide.
- Mays Gilliam: The people can't decide! The people are too busy gettin shot in the ass!” - From the animation: Madagascar
- From the movie: Osmosis Jones
- From the movie: Bad Company
“I'm going to do this. Then you're going to do this. Then I'm going to do this. Now you're going to want to do this, but I'm going to do this. And when you're thinking about doing this, I'm going to do this. And then the game is over. So what say you give me twenty dollars and we save twenty minutes?”
- From the movie: Osmosis Jones
“- Osmosis Jones: Drix! Yo, Drix! Get your time-released butt off this boat. Thrax is alive! Let's go!
- Drix: I'm sorry, Osmosis, I can't help you.
- Osmosis Jones: Excuse me?
- Drix: I wasn't designed to combat a virus. Read my label.
- Osmosis Jones: You gotta learn to think outside the pill box, man. I've known sugar pills who cured cancer,...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Down To Earth
- From the movie: Bad Company
Every woman on the planet's a spy! Man, you guys can't even find Saddam Hussein! You know, if you told a woman, right now at 8:00 in the morning, that her husband was sleeping with Saddam Hussein, she'd be able to find Saddam by 8:00 that night, and say "Saddam, don't you ever come around my house no more!".
- From the movie: Bad Company
“- Officer Oakes: Did you see what happened there?
- Jake Hayes: I got jacked!
- Officer Oakes: No, you panicked. Your brain shut down. What's the good of having a brain if you won't use it?” - From the movie: Lethal Weapon 4
“- Leo Getz: Riggs, who's the perp? What did ya bust him for?
- Detective Lee Butters: I'm a perp? You see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp. Look at my suit, look at my tie. What do I look like, the fuckin' Crip's accountant? Look at this badge, bitch. Check out the gun.” - From the movie: Lethal Weapon 4
“- Leo Getz: We might even work together, me and those two work together, I'm the bomb, they'll tell ya, I'm great.
- Detective Lee Butters: We're gonna work together as soon as I open up a cereal factory, ya fucking leprechaun.” - From the movie: Osmosis Jones
- From the movie: The Longest Yard
“- Switowski: How do I look?
- Caretaker: Much better, like a young Michael Jackson.
- Switowski: I love little Michael.” - From the movie: The Longest Yard
“He could catch a cold in the desert.”
- From the movie: Bad Company
“- Officer Oaks: I'm never going to get married, never again.
- Jake Hayes: You never gonna get married again? First thing you gotta learn is, you don't take your girlfriend to a wedding.” - From the movie: Nurse Betty
“I'll shoot that bitch like she scratched my car.”
- From the movie: Bad Company
“In my foster house, we were so poor, we used to lick stamps for dinner.”
- From the movie: Bad Company
“- Jake Hayes: Does it play DVDs?
- Officer Seale: No. It's a portable thermonuclear bomb!” - From the movie: Osmosis Jones
“- Osmosis Jones: I never thought you'd be on my side!
- Drix: I never thought you'd be right.” - From the movie: Bad Company
“- Officer Oakes: Where are you?
- Jake Hayes: At the corner of eat shit and fuck you.” - From the movie: CB4
“- Trustus: Do you cuss on your records?
- Albert: Yeah.
- Trustus: Do you defile women with your lyrics?
- Albert: Yeah.
- Trustus: Do you fondle your genitalia on stage?
- Albert: Whenever possible.
- Trustus: Do you glorify violence or advocate the use of guns as a way of solving a simple dispute?
- Albert: [pull out guns]
- Trustus: Ok! Ok!...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Head of State
“America is the richest, most powerful country on Earth. If America was a woman, she would be a big-tittied woman. Everybody loves a big-tittied woman!”
- From the animation: Madagascar
“Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. If a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.”
- From the movie: Dogma
“- Rufus: So what do we do now?
- Metatron: Well, I say we get drunk, because I'm all out of ideas.” - From the movie: Osmosis Jones
“- Librarian: La Muerte Roja, that's Spanish. It means the Red Death.
- Osmosis Jones: The Red Death? What's that? Some kind of taco sauce?” - From the movie: Bad Company
“You didn't know chess was a contact sport, did'ja.”
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