Dennis Quaid movie quotes

“- Doctor Paul Novotny: Bill Hardy has been a good test subject for us before.
- Alex Gardner: Oh, he's a steel worker. I'll probably wind up in some bad beer commercial.”
Max von Sydow - Doctor Paul Novotny
Dennis Quaid - Alex Gardner

“- Wyatt Earp: What's wrong with you?
- Doc Holliday: What is wrong with me? What have you got? I am dying of tuberculosis. I sleep with the nastiest whore in Kansas. Everyone who knows me hates me, and every morning I wake up surprised that I have to spend another day in this piss-hole world.”
Kevin Costner - Wyatt Earp
Dennis Quaid - Doc Holliday

“- Emma Rae King: Are you addressing me?
- Eddie Bichon: Yes.
- Emma Rae King: Well lick it, put a stamp on it, and mail it to someone who gives a shit.”
Kyra Sedgwick - Emma Rae King
Dennis Quaid - Eddie Bichon

“- Elizabeth James: Where are we?
- Nick Parker: This is where we're eating?
- Hallie: [Pointing to a 100+ foot yacht] No. Actually, that's where we're eating.
- Annie: She's ours for the night.
- Nick Parker: Wow. So, how exactly are we paying for this?
- Annie: Well, we pooled our allowances.
- Nick Parker: Yeah. Right. Annie?
- Annie:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Natasha Richardson - Elizabeth James
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

“- Nick: Honey, did I ever mention Hallie was a twin?
- Meredith: No, as a matter of fact, you didn't. Two of them?!? How fabulous.
- Hallie: Don't feel bad, Mer, he never mentioned it to me, either. Imagine My surprise. By the way, I'm the real Hallie. This is Annie. She was just pretending to be me while I was in London pretending to be her....” (continue)(continue reading)
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker
Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

“- Frank Beardsley: William, what have you got there?
- William Beardsley: Academy applications, S.A.T. forms, Capital Summer Hill entry forms, and the number of the girl two houses down.
- Frank Beardsley: Outstanding!”
Dennis Quaid - Frank Beardsley
Sean Faris - William Beardsley

“- Bowen: You are the last.
- Draco: My time is over! Strike!
- Bowen: You are my friend.
- Draco: Then as my friend, strike, please!”

Dennis Quaid - Bowen
Sir Sean Connery - Draco

“- John Glenn: I'm tired of being forthright, gracious and magnanimous.
- Gordon Cooper: Yeah.
- John Glenn: I'm tired of these stupid questions from the press.
- Gordon Cooper: Mm-hm.
- John Glenn: I'm tired of smocks, I'm tired of engineers telling us what we can't do, I'm tired of everybody that says we are not pilots!”
Ed Harris - John Glenn
Dennis Quaid - Gordon Cooper

“It's not like in this country, where whites, and blacks, and Latinos all get along and there's no prejudicial deal between them. I mean these people have some longstanding beefs with each other.”

Dennis Quaid - President Staton

“I was still married to my first wife when I married my second wife,so I never really was married to my second wife. And since I divorced my first wife a couple of years ago, I'm as free as a bird in a tree!”
Dennis Quaid - Jerry Lee Lewis

“- Bowen: We made a bargain, remember? One dragon put down, one bag of gold.
- Gilbert of Glockenspur: Your honor has a price, Sir Knight?
- Bowen: It has expenses. Honor won't feed my belly nor shoe my horse.”

Dennis Quaid - Bowen
Pete Postlethwaite - Gilbert of Glockenspur

“- Kara: What are you looking at?
- Bowen: Myself, once upon a time.”

Dina Meyer - Kara
Dennis Quaid - Bowen

“- Vera: Why do you need to help me?
- Guy: Need?
- Vera: Yes. I can see you need that.”
Natasa Ninkovic - Vera
Dennis Quaid - Guy

“- Dan: How are you?
- Morty: Not so good, not so good. I mean psychologically.
- Dan: I'm sorry.
- Morty: That's ok. Anyway, my wife got a promotion. I'm hoping she'll raise my allowance.”

Dennis Quaid - Dan
David Paymer - Morty

“- Davy Crockett: What are you sellin', Sam?
- Sam Houston: Something a certain congressman might need in the future.
- Davy Crockett: Are you sellin' rocking chairs, Sam?
- Sam Houston: I'm selling Texas.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Davy Crockett
Dennis Quaid - Sam Houston

“- Jeff Blue: You know what's funny? That gray van over there.
- Jane Blue: Funny ha-ha or funny interesting?”
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue

“- Elizabeth: Back so soon? Did you have fun?
- Annie: Not exactly.
- Hallie: We've been punished through the end of the century.
- Nick: Starting now. Go.
- Elizabeth: Where's Meredith?
- Hallie: We played a couple of harmless tricks on her and she kinda freaked out a little.
- Nick: A little? We broke up.
- Elizabeth: Oh, jeez... This...” (continue)(continue reading)

Natasha Richardson - Elizabeth James
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker

“- Carter: I'm gonna have to let some people go.
- Dan: Why do you say let them go? They don't want to go. Why don't you just say fire them?
- Carter: Because it sounds better.
- Dan: Not to the person getting fired.”
Christopher Grace - Carter
Dennis Quaid - Dan

“- Mike: They want a fight, we'll give 'em a fight.
- Cyril: We rednecks are few... college paleface students are many. I counsel peace.”

Dennis Quaid - Mike
Daniel Stern - Cyril

“- Anne Osborne: I never did have much luck with sex anyway.
- Remy McSwain: Your luck's about to change, cher.”
Ellen Barkin - Anne Osborne
Dennis Quaid - Remy McSwain

“- Dan: We made a deal, remember? We made a deal we'd always be honest with one another.
- Alex: Dad, I was like five years old when we made that deal.
- Dan: Yeah, I liked you better then.”
Dennis Quaid - Dan
Scarlett Johansson - Alex

“- Zammis: Uncle, what did my parent look like?
- Davidge: Your parent looked like... my friend.”
Bumper Robinson - Zammis
Dennis Quaid - Davidge

“- Sawyer: What did you say you did for a living?
- Jeff Blue: I'm an airline pilot.
- Sawyer: I thought you said you were a vacuum cleaner salesman.
- Jeff Blue: Well if you knew, why did you ask?”
Obba Babatundé - Sawyer
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue

“- Draco: Thank you very much. It's been stuck down there for months. Can you get your buttocks off my tongue?
- Bowen: Why should you be comfortable? My armor is rusting in your drool and your breath, is absolutely foul!
- Draco: What do you expect, with an old knight rotting between my molars?”

Sir Sean Connery - Draco
Dennis Quaid - Bowen

“- Jeff Blue: She's fretful. She's nervous.
- Jane Blue: You're describing a baby with colic.”

Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue