Dennis Quaid movie quotes

“Nice place you got here. Who's your decorator? Darth Vader?”
Dennis Quaid - Alex Gardner

“- Remy McSwain: Now they're killing retards.
- McCabe: Then why ain't you dead?”
Dennis Quaid - Remy McSwain
Lisa Jane Persky - McCabe

“- Vice President Becker: Our economy is every bit as fragile as the environment. Perhaps you should keep that in mind before making sensationalist claims. - Jack Hall: The last chunk of ice that broke off was about the size of the state of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kenneth Welsh - Vice President Becker
Dennis Quaid - Jack Hall

“You quit. You quit out there. You quit on me and, worse, you quit on yourselves. Now, what is it? You think we don't care about baseball around here? Think the school's gonna drop the program? You're just making it easy for 'em. Sad part is, I see it and you don't.”

Dennis Quaid - Jimmy Morris

“- Paulina Novacek: You're a very valuable commodity. Think what the Libyans would pay for your knowledge of American Intelligence. Or the Chinese. Or the Colombians. I think quite a lot of money, Mr. Blue.
- Jeff Blue: You see? Most people do like me.”
Fiona Shaw - Novacek
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue

“- Jeff Blue: You know that looks really great on TV, but in real life you get better results if you just kind of hold it like this and...
- Muerte: Shut up! Shut up!!
- Jeff Blue: Do you always have this much problem with a little constructive criticism?”

Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Stanley Tucci - Muerte

“- Gilbert of Glockenspur: My humble life is indebted to your exalted prowess, your dauntless courage, and your superb, swift sword!
- Bowen: You have the poet's gift of exaggeration.
- Gilbert of Glockenspur: Sir, you should read my histories.”
Pete Postlethwaite - Gilbert of Glockenspur
Dennis Quaid - Bowen

“- Suzanne Vale: You said you loved me.
- Jack Faulkner: I meant it at the time.
- Suzanne Vale: Well what was it, a viral love? Kind of a 24 hour thing?”
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale
Dennis Quaid - Jack Faulkner

“- Frank McLaury: You're first on my list Holiday. Spend the rest of your time expecting to see me.
- Doc Holiday: McLaury, seeing you would be a nice change. I understand most of your enemies got it in the back.”
Rex Linn - Frank McLaury
Dennis Quaid - Doc Holliday

“- Jack Faulkner: Are we breaking up?
- Suzanne Vale: We can't break up, we were never together.
- Jack Faulkner: Oh, that should come as news to you, you're acting like a wife.”
Dennis Quaid - Jack Faulkner
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“- Dave: Italians are poor, but they're happy.
- Mike: Yeah? Maybe in Italy.”
Dennis Christopher - Dave
Dennis Quaid - Mike

“- Frank Towns: Why give people false hope?
- James Liddle: Come on man.Most people spend their whole lives hanging on to hopes and dreams that are never going to come true but they hold on to them. Why are you going to give up on them now when you need them most?”
Dennis Quaid - Frank Towns
Scott Michael Campbell - James Liddle

“- Jack Hall: I'm not angry. I'm disappointed.
- Sam Hall: Do you wanna hear my side of it?
- Jack Hall: How can there be two sides?”

Dennis Quaid - Jack Hall
Jake Gyllenhaal - Sam Hall

“- Dan: You're pregnant? Holy crap! Does it feel like a boy?
- Ann: Right now it feels like the stomach flu.”
Dennis Quaid - Dan
Marg Helgenberger - Ann

“- Jeff Blue: That's funny.
- Jane Blue: What?
- Jeff Blue: A shoe.
- Jane Blue: And?
- Jeff Blue: It's got a foot in it.”

Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue

“- Mike: You want to tell me who did it?
- Cyril: It was dark... All I can tell your for sure is that they all wore Brut after-shave and reeked of Lavoris.”
Dennis Quaid - Mike
Daniel Stern - Cyril

“- Bowen: You ate Sir Egglemore, hypocrite!
- Draco: I merely chewed in self-defense, but I never swallowed.”
Dennis Quaid - Bowen
Sir Sean Connery - Draco

“All of you can kiss my rebel dick.”
Dennis Quaid - Doc Holliday

“You know what we get to do today, Brooks? We get to play baseball.”
Dennis Quaid - Jimmy Morris

“- Jane Blue: Jeff's a lousy shot. He had to bribe the examiner at the FBI.
- Jeff Blue: That's a lie! I bribed the guy at the CIA. I blackmailed the guy at the FBI.”

Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue

- Gus Grissom: What the hell does "astronaut" mean, anyway?
- Gordon Cooper: "Star Voyager".
- Gus Grissom: "Star Voyager" Gus Grissom. I kinda like the sound of that.

Fred Ward - Gus Grissom
Dennis Quaid - Gordon Cooper

“- Mike: The only thing I'm afraid of is wastin' the rest of my life with you guys!
- Cyril: I thought that was the whole plan. That we were going to waste the rest of our lives together.”
Dennis Quaid - Mike
Daniel Stern - Cyril

“My mama always told me never put off till tomorrow people you can kill today.”
Dennis Quaid - Doc Holliday

“The cost of doing nothing could be even higher. Our climate is fragile. At the rate we're burning fossil fuels and polluting the environment, the ice caps will soon disappear.”

Dennis Quaid - Jack Hall

“- Gordon Cooper: Yeah, but... nurse, how am I supposed to...
- Nurse Murch: The best results seem to be obtained through fantasization, accompanied by masturbation, followed by ejaculation.
- Gordon Cooper: Well, that sounds easy enough.”

Dennis Quaid - Gordon Cooper
Jane Dornacker - Nurse Murch