Dennis Quaid movie quotes

“Did you switch from mocha to crack?”
Dennis Quaid - Dan

“- Jane Blue: Let me see if I understand this correctly. You took our child into a knife fight?
- Jeff Blue: It was a fair fight - two of them, two of us...”
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue

“- Bowen: I should think you'd welcome death. You know, the last of your kind, all of your friends dead, hunted wherever you go...
- Draco: Do you delight in reminding me? Yes, knight, I do long for death, but, fear it.
- Bowen: Why? Aside from your misery, what's to lose?
- Draco: My soul.”
Dennis Quaid - Bowen
Sir Sean Connery - Draco

“A knight is sworn to valor, his heart knows only virtue, his blade defends the helpless, his might upholds the weak, his word speaks only truth, his wrath undoes the wicked.”
Dennis Quaid - Bowen

“- Nick Parker: What's going on?
- Meredith Blake: Here's what's going on, buddy: the day we get married is the day I ship those brats off to Switzerland, get the picture? It's me, or them. Take your pick.
- Nick Parker: Them.
- Meredith Blake: Excuse me?
- Nick Parker: T-H-E-M. Them.
- Nick Parker: Get the picture?”
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker
Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake

“- Jeff Blue: FBI! You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right you may talk, sing, dance, impersonate Elvis or anything else you like. You have the right to an attorney. If you're broke and can't afford one, tough shit! Now get in the car you suspected felon you!
- Mr. Ferderber: Wait, wait. What am I being...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Saul Rubinek - Mr. Ferderber

“- Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: Isn't the baby a little young for dolls?
- Jeff Blue: It's for me. It's a post-feminist doll.
- Jane Blue: Goes to work with little sneakers on but resents it.”
Obba Babatundé - Sawyer
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue

“- Alex Gardner: A woman died, Tommy!
- Tommy Ray Glatman: Everybody dies.”
Dennis Quaid - Alex Gardner
David Patrick Kelly - Tommy Ray Glatman

“There's nothing noble about crushing desperate men.”
Dennis Quaid - Bowen

“- Nick Parker: I'm going to take the lead. You two help Meredith.
- Meredith Blake: [looks at the girls] Sure you'll help me. Right over a cliff you'll help me.
- Hallie: [whispering to Annie] Not a bad idea.
- Annie: Yeah, see any cliffs?”

Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker
Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

“England can kiss my ass!”
Dennis Quaid - Jerry Lee Lewis

“- Nick: They're recreating the night we met... the boat... the music...
- Chessy: [points to herself] The help.
- Elizabeth: It's incredibly sweet.”
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker
Natasha Richardson - Elizabeth James

“- King Arthur: A knight is sworn to valor.
- Bowen: A knight is sworn to valor.
- King Arthur: His heart knows only virtue.
- Bowen: His heart knows only virtue.
- King Arthur: His blade defends the helpless.
- Bowen: His blade defends the helpless.
- King Arthur: His might upholds the weak.
- Bowen: His might upholds the weak.
- King Arthur:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Sir John Gielgud - King Arthur
Dennis Quaid - Bowen

“- Doris Mann: You said you have a ranch?
- Jack Faulkner: Yeah, out in Malibu.
- Doris Mann: If all ranchers looked like you, there wouldn't be many crops.”
Shirley MacLaine - Doris Mann
Dennis Quaid - Jack Faulkner

“- Jeff Blue: It was a domestic disturbance.
- Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: A domestic disturbance?
- Jeff Blue: Yeah like on the Honeymooners. You remember how Ralph used to fight with Alice.
- Det. Sgt. Halsey: I don't recollect Ralph using semi-automatic weapons.”
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Obba Babatundé - Sawyer
Larry Miller - Halsey

“- Alex Gardner: You're a real humanitarian, Blair.
- Bob Blair: I'm a realist. We live in a dangerous, hostile world. I will do whatever I have to to keep this country safe.”
Dennis Quaid - Alex Gardner
Christopher Plummer - Bob Blair

“- Cyril: Are you really gonna shave your legs?
- Dave: Certo! All the Italians do it.
- Mike: Some country. The women don't shave theirs.”
Daniel Stern - Cyril
Dennis Christopher - Dave
Dennis Quaid - Mike

“I shine like gold when I play... I shine like gold!”
Dennis Quaid - Jerry Lee Lewis

“Women are always saying it's not the fact that you left, it's the way that you did it. It's not that you fuck around, it's that you lie about it. You're all so full of shit.”

Dennis Quaid - Jack Faulkner

“White sharks are dangerous. I know 'em. My father, my brother, myself. They're murderers.”
Dennis Quaid - Mike Brody

“- Trudy Cooper: You're all set. I told her you were stable, well-adjusted, attentive, persevering... I lied.
- Gordon Cooper: That a girl! What'd she say?
- Trudy Cooper: She laughed! She knows you too well, Gordo.
- Gordon Cooper: Yeah, well some women just have a problem with men, you know?”

Pamela Reed - Trudy Cooper
Dennis Quaid - Gordon Cooper

“Dreams die hard and you hold them in your hands long after they've turned to dust.”
Dennis Quaid - Bowen

“- Hugh: I lost my wife and kids..
- Allison: Ask the bartender, he can find anything.”
Dennis Quaid - Hugh
Patricia Clarkson - Allison

“- Jeff Blue: I never get to be the bad cop.
- Jane Blue: That's because you could never keep a straight face.”
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue

“- Narvel Blue: Look here, Ghost. You ain't got nothing to gain by this. I beat you, word gets out the Grey Ghost got whupped by a nigger. You beat me, they'll just say the Ghost beat some nigger just like he beats everybody else.
- Gavin Grey: I ain't doin' it for what people say, Blue. Let's race.”
Carl Lumbly - Narvel Blue
Dennis Quaid - Gavin Grey