Diane Keaton movie quotes

“- Carol Lipton: Did you see this? This man in Missouri killed twelve victims, dismembered them, and ate them.
- Larry Lipton: Really? Well, it's an alternative lifestyle.”
Diane Keaton - Carol Lipton
Woody Allen - Larry Lipton

- George Banks: I have a great idea where we can have this lovely, not small, but not too big wedding.
- Nina Banks: You do? Where?
- George Banks: At our favorite restaurant. The place we've been eating at for fifteen years. The best. The Steak Pit!
- Annie Banks: Dad, get serious.
- Matty Banks: I don't think you want the word "Pit" on a... (continue)(continue reading)
Steve Martin - George Banks
Diane Keaton - Nina Banks
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks
Kieran Culkin - Matty Banks

“- Mary: I was tired of submerging my identity to a very brilliant, dominating man. He's a genius.
- Isaac: He was a genius, Helen's a genius and Dennis is a genius. You know a lot of geniuses, y'know. You should meet some stupid people once in a while, y'know, you could learn something.”

Diane Keaton - Mary
Woody Allen - Isaac

“- Isaac: What does your analyst say? I mean, did you speak to him?
- Mary: Donnie's in a coma, he had a very bad acid experience.”
Woody Allen - Isaac
Diane Keaton - Mary

“- Michael Corleone: I feel... I'm getting wiser now.
- Kay Adams Michelson: The sicker you get, the wiser you get, huh?
- Michael Corleone: When I'm dead, I'm gonna be really smart.”
Al Pacino - Michael Corleone
Diane Keaton - Kay Adams Michelson

“- George Banks: You look like you're enjoying seeing me in here.
- Nina Banks: Enjoying? Do you think it's enjoyable to get a phone call telling you to come down to the police station because your husband's been arrested for stealing hot dog buns?”
Steve Martin - George Banks
Diane Keaton - Nina Banks

“- Michael Corleone: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.
- Kay Adams: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.
- Michael Corleone: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?”

Al Pacino - Michael Corleone
Diane Keaton - Kay Adams

“I'd like to see you with your pants off, Mr. Reed.”
Diane Keaton - Louise Bryant

“- Mary: Facts? I got a million facts at my fingertips.
- Isaac: That's right, and they don't mean a thing, right? Because nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind. Everything really valuable has to enter you through a different opening, if you'll forgive the disgusting imagery.”
Diane Keaton - Mary
Woody Allen - Isaac

“- Michael Corleone: What's wrong with being a lawyer?
- Kay Adams Michelson: Nothing, except he doesn't want it. He loves music he wants his life to be in music.
- Michael Corleone: Well, music is great. I love music but he should finish what he started.”

Al Pacino - Michael Corleone
Diane Keaton - Kay Adams Michelson

“- Isaac: You call that guy that you talk to a doctor? I mean, you don't get suspicious when your analyst calls you at home at three in the morning and weeps into the telephone?
- Mary: All right, so he's unorthodox. He's a highly qualified doctor.
- Isaac: He's done a great job on you, y'know. Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka's.”
Woody Allen - Isaac
Diane Keaton - Mary

“- Michael Corleone: I spent my life protecting my son. I spent my life protecting my family!
- Kay Adams Michelson: Let's be reasonable here, Michael. I mean, that's your big thing, isn't it? Reason backed up by murder.”
Al Pacino - Michael Corleone
Diane Keaton - Kay Adams Michelson

“- Bessie: Oh, Lee, I've been so lucky. I've been so lucky to have Dad and Ruth. I've had such love in my life. You know, I look back, and I've had such... such love.
- Lee: They love you very much.
- Bessie: No, that's not what I mean. No, no... I mean that I love them. I've been so lucky to have been able to love someone so much.”
Diane Keaton - Bessie
Meryl Streep - Lee