Rick Moranis movie quotes

“- Danny O'Shea: When we were kids. We used to race our bikes down Cherry Hill every day after school. We raced every day and he always beat me, but one time, one time I beat him.
- Jake Berman: You beat Kevin down Cherry Hill?
- Danny O'Shea: Yes, I did. He ate my dust.
- Johnny Vennaro: Big deal. One time.
- Tad: You know, one time at Randy...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rick Moranis - Danny O'Shea
Todd Bosley - Jake Berman
Jon Paul Steuer - Johnny Vennnaro

“- Seymour Krelborn: You'd still like me even if I wasn't famous?
- Audrey: I'd still love you. All I ever wanted was you... and a sweet little house.”
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn
Ellen Greene - Audrey

“- Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
- Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!
- Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
- Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
- Dark Helmet: Good!”

Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet
George Wyner - Colonel Sandurz

“You see, Grandma, Patty studies Eastern philosophy. Our future leaders are going to have to be much more in tune with the Oriental mind.”

Rick Moranis - Nathan

“- Wayne Szalinski: I shrunk the kids.
- Diane Szalinski: ... What?
- Wayne Szalinski: And the Thompson kids too. They're about this big, they're in the backyard.
-.Diane Szalinski: What?
- Wayne Szalinski: I threw them out with the trash.”

Rick Moranis - Wayne Szalinski
Marcia Strassman - Diane Szalinski

“Our children are more capable of retaining and absorbing information than we are and yet we insist on treating them like adorable little morons.”
Rick Moranis - Nathan

“- Butler: Drunk again, sir?
- Henry Bullock: That's okay, Butler. So are we.”
Stratford Johns - Butler
Rick Moranis - Henry Bullock

“- Barney Rubble: It's like a dream come true. A son. Somebody to carry on the proud name of Rubble. Think I'll be a good daddy, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: Well, you're bound to find something you're good at.”
Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone

“- Barney Coopersmith: Would you care to bet on that?
- Hannah Stubbs: I never bet when I'm sure and right.
- Barney Coopersmith: Presumably you haven't done a lot of betting considering you've only been wrong once in your life.
- Hannah Stubbs: Twice.”
Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith
Joan Cusack - Hannah Stubbs

“Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.”
Rick Moranis

“- Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: He has a system for eating pancakes.
- Barney Coopersmith: So the bottom pancake gets the same amount of syrup as the first.
- Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: He has a system for everything!”
Colleen Camp - Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith
Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith

“- Tom Cody: Pay him.
- Ben Gunn: Yeah. Pay me.
- Billy Fish: I'm not gonna pay this jerk!
- Tom Cody: Listen, shithead. You give him some of your money, or I'll give him some of your money.”
Michael Paré - Tom Cody
Ed Begley Jr. - Ben Gunn
Rick Moranis - Billy Fish

“- Dr. Raymond Stantz: You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional cross rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909!
- Louis Tully: Felt great.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue.”
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz
Rick Moranis - Louis Tully
Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler

“- Danny O'Shea: I don't know but I've been told.
- Little Giants: Butz's butt is green with mold.
- Danny O'Shea: You say thank you I say please.
- Little Giants: Kevin sits down when he pees.”
Rick Moranis - Danny O'Shea

“- Rosco Bigger - Fang: Drink your juice yet?
- David Leary: No, why?
- Rosco Bigger - Fang: 'Peed in it.”
Tom Arnold - Rosco Bigger - Fang
Rick Moranis - David Leary

“- Fred Flintstone: I just want my old job back and my old life.
- Barney Rubble: Hey, Fred.
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, and two weeks paid vacation for all the men in the quarry, an annual cost-of-living increase, and those little packets of ketchup in the lunch room.”
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone
Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble

“- Barney Rubble: So, Fred, what am I gonna call you now? Boss? Chief?
- Fred Flintstone: No, simply Your Highness will do.”

Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone

“- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Are you trying to say capeesh?
- Barney Coopersmith: Yeah.
- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Well don't do it, cause it hurts my ears when you do it.”
Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli
Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith

“- Billy Fish: This is great, just great.
- McCoy: You wanna help change this tire, shorty?
- Billy Fish: Changin' flat tires isn't exactly my line of work, dear.
- McCoy: If that's the case then why don't you just shut up.”
Rick Moranis - Billy Fish
Amy Madigan - McCoy

“- Nick: Dad, were you ever popular in school?
- Wayne: You bet. I was president of the astronomy club three years in a row. We were happenin' guys.”
Robert Oliveri - Nick
Rick Moranis - Wayne

“- Wayne Szalinski: Given that my machine can substantially reduce the size of bulky payloads... and fuel supplies of the savings to the space program would be staggering.
- Professor Frederickson: Mr. Szalinski, are you trying to tell me that suddenly size is no longer relative?”
Rick Moranis - Wayne Szalinski
Craig Richard Nelson - Professor Frederickson

“So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!”
Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet

“- Seymour Krelborn: Look, you're a plant, an inanimate object.
- Audrey II: Does this look inanimate to you, punk? If I can talk, and I can move, whose to say I do can't anyhing I want?”
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn
Levi Stubbs - Audrey II

“My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven. This sucks!”

Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie

“- Diane: I am going on vacation this weekend. Remember?
- Wayne: Of course I remem... I forgot.
- Diane: I am going on this vacation and nothing and nobody is going to stop me!
- Wayne: Boy, she does need a vacation.”
Eve Gordon - Diane
Rick Moranis - Wayne