Goldie Hawn movie quotes

“For 18 years your mother is the most important person to you in your entire life. And then... and then... One day poof! You're gone. And then what are you supposed to do. Like, just adjust? Just like that?”
Goldie Hawn - Linda Middleton

“I drink because I am a sensitive and highly strong person.”
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison

“- Annie: Mrs. Burbridge, would you come over here for a moment? Has it escaped your attention that these children have head to toe poison oak?
- Adele Burbridge: Well no, I... well yes, but...
- Annie: But what? My children are in need of medical assistance! And you can sit here and smugly lecture me on the importance of tests? Tests which exist...” (continue)(continue reading)
Goldie Hawn - Annie
Doris Hess - Adele Burbridge

“- Judy Benjamin: What do you want from me? I didn't ask her to punish everybody! Do you think I like schlepping in the rain all day and all night?
- Pvt. Wanda Winter: Just keep marching, Benjamin.
- Judy Benjamin: My name is Judy! J-U-D-Y! Judy! And I'd like somebody to call me by my name! Oh, okay I took my life in my own hands, I made a...” (continue)(continue reading)

Goldie Hawn - Judy Benjamin
P.J. Soles - Pvt. Wanda Winter

“- Tony Carlson: Gloria, just sit back and enjoy the fire. I'm pouring you a nice, warm, albino Martini. Here you go, drink this, then it's off to bed.
- Gloria Mundy: You should have been a doctor.
- Tony Carlson: Okay, we'll play whatever you like.”
Chevy Chase - Tony Carlson
Goldie Hawn - Gloria Mundy

“- Glenda Gardenia Parks: Chester! You just went through a stop sign.
- Chester: I can't help it. I don't like to read when I drive.”
Goldie Hawn - Glenda Parks
T.K. Carter - Chester

“- Annie: Hey mister, what was I doing out in the ocean?
- Dean Proffitt: That's something you like to do, go fishing for oysters at night
- Annie: Oysters in a cold ocean at night, doesn't sound like me!”
Goldie Hawn - Annie
Kurt Russell - Dean Proffitt

“- Emily Middleton: Let's go out tonight. Hair, makeup, boobs... we're going out!
- Linda Middleton: Emily, I am not going out at night.
- Emily Middleton: Everything shouldn't be so scary.
- Ruth: Oh, it damn well should. One in four tourists are kidnapped.
- Emily Middleton: Not true.
- Ruth: One, two, three... Somebody's missing.”
Amy Schumer - Emily Middleton
Goldie Hawn - Linda Middleton
Wanda Sykes - Ruth

“- Annie: Annie Goolahey...where in God's name did I grow up, Dogpatch?
- Dean Proffitt: No, not there honey, over in Goober, Idaho but it's a nuclear waste dump.”
Goldie Hawn - Annie
Kurt Russell - Dean Proffitt

“- Rick Jarmin: Put your head between your knees.
- Marianne Graves: [doing so] Now what?
- Rick Jarmin: Kiss your ass goodbye. We got no wheels, and we're coming down!”

Mel Gibson - Rick Jarmin
Goldie Hawn - Marianne Graves

“You think that because I'm a movie star I don't have feelings. Well you're wrong. I'm an actress. I've got all of them!”

Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison

“- Suzette: I saw this guy, he was on a stretcher. His face was all purple and I thought he was dead. Even he looked at my tits.
- Lavinia Kingsley: Maybe you revived him.”
Goldie Hawn - Suzette
Susan Sarandon - Lavinia Kingsley

“Marriage is ridiculous.”
Goldie Hawn

“When we lose empathy, we lose our humanity.”
Goldie Hawn

“You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it.”
Goldie Hawn

“I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.”
Goldie Hawn

“I need a bed. I need a bath. I need a massage. I need a manicure... I need my therapist.”
Goldie Hawn - Marianne Graves

- Helen Sharp: You're a powerful sexual being, Ernest.
- Ernest Menville: I am?
- Helen Sharp: Yes, you are. If I never told you before, it was because I wasn't the sort of girl who could say the word "sexual" without blushing.
Goldie Hawn - Helen Sharp
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville

“- Dean Proffitt: What could I possibly give you... ever... that you don't already have?
- Joanna: A little girl.”

Kurt Russell - Dean Proffitt
Goldie Hawn - Joanna

“- Jake: Don't let him see you drinking!
- Suzette: I've been drinking rum and coke since before he was born, he can go fuck himself.”
Andre Ware - Jake
Goldie Hawn - Suzette

“- Rick Jarmin: What the hell are you doing here?
- Marianne Graves: Me? What the hell are you doing here?
- Rick Jarmin: Being shot in the butt.”
Mel Gibson - Rick Jarmin
Goldie Hawn - Marianne Graves

“- Joanna: Try to understand, Grant, I don't love you anymore.
- Grant Stayton III: What's love got to do with marriage?”
Goldie Hawn - Joanna
Edward Herrmann - Grant Stayton III

“- Steffi: Over the years I often wondered what would have happened if we stayed together.
- Joe: That's something we never gonna know. We've managed to produce a fabulous daughter though. She got your looks, fortunately, and my... magic personality.”
Goldie Hawn - Steffi
Woody Allen - Joe

“- Laura: I'm through with love, I'll never fall again!
- Steffi: What are you talking about? You're only 14!”
Natalie Portman - Laura
Goldie Hawn - Steffi

“These gnats keep landing on my wet nail polish. I guess I'm supposed to walk around with their little corpses stuck to my fingers, is that it?... It's easy for you to say. You don't have to sit out here in the brine with your perm frizzing to oblivion. I look like a bushman.”
Goldie Hawn - Joanna