Hugh Grant movie quotes

“The sole excuse for a relationship between two men is that it remains purely platonic. Surely you agree to that.”

Hugh Grant - Clive Durham

“- William Thacker: Is this your first film?
- 12-yr-old Actress: Well... actually it's my 22nd!
- William Thacker: Any favorites among the 22?
- 12-yr-old Actress: Working with Leonardo.
- William Thacker: DaVinci?
- 12-yr-old Actress: DiCaprio.
- William Thacker: Of course. And is... is he your favorite Italian director?”
Hugh Grant - William Thacker
Mischa Barton - 12-year-old Actress

- Anna Scott: You said "whoopsidaisies".
- William Thacker: I don't think so. No one says "whoopsidaisies" do they? Unless they're...
- Anna Scott: There is no "unless". No one has said "whoopsidaisies" for fifty years and even then it was only little girls with blonde ringlets.
Julia Roberts - Anna Scott
Hugh Grant - William Thacker

“- Frederic Chopin: I'm frightened.
- George Sand: Of me?
- Frederic Chopin: Certain acts are... unseemly. They are unsuitable.
- George Sand: Chopin... it's an act of love! It's the divine mystery itself!”
Hugh Grant - Frederic Chopin
Judy Davis - George Sand

- The Prime Minister: You could've said "fuck", and then we'd have been in real trouble.
- Natalie: Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was gonna fuck up on the first day. Oh, piss it!

Hugh Grant - The Prime Minister
Martine McCutcheon - Natalie

“A friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward I will be prepared to be much stronger.”
Hugh Grant - The Prime Minister

“- William Thacker: What exactly is a fruitarian?
- Keziah: We believe that fruits and vegetables have feelings, so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have already fallen off a tree or bush, that are, in fact, dead already.
- William Thacker: Oh, all right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots...
- Keziah: Have been murdered, yes.”
Hugh Grant - William Thacker
Emma Bernard - Keziah

“I'm now poor. When I say I'm poor, I mean we may have to share a helicopter with another family.”
Hugh Grant - George Wade

“- Henrietta: I thought U2 was a type of submarine.
- Charles: In a way, you were right. Their music has a naval quality.”
Anna Chancellor - Henrietta - Wedding Two
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“- William Thacker: I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills. Everyone in the world knows who you are, my mother has trouble remembering my name.
- Anna Scott: I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.”
Hugh Grant - William Thacker
Julia Roberts - Anna Scott

“The truth is, I`d never seen a Cary Grant film. Since then I have watched his stuff and it`s astounding, but I don`t see any similarity between us. Except for the fact that I`m told he used to wear ladies` underwear, which is something I also do.”
Hugh Grant

“Me, I didn't mean anything. About anything, to anyone. And I knew that guaranteed me a long, depression-free life.”
Hugh Grant - Will Freeman

“New York. The Big, juicy Apple. The city that never sleeps with the same person two nights running. My favorite place in America, where Sex And The City isn't just a programme, it's a promise.”
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver

“This crying in the morning thing, this depression, let's get that fixed.”
Hugh Grant - Will Freeman

“- Elizabeth aka Betty from Cardiff: There's nothing very special about me. I'm the kind of girl you usually don't notice: I scuttle in with a tray of tea, bow my head, and scuttle out.
- Reginald Anson: I'd notice.
- Elizabeth aka Betty from Cardiff: No, you wouldn't. Not usually.”
Tara Fitzgerald - Elizabeth aka Betty from Cardiff
Hugh Grant - Reginald Anson

“I spent the night with a gorgeous Thai girl who turned out to be a gorgeous Thai boy!”
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver

“- Bridget Jones: You know, I never really understood why you wanted to date me. It seems so unlikely.
- Daniel Cleaver: Come on, Jones, for God's sake. You're sexy. You make me laugh, at you of course, not with you. And you were, incidentally, the best shag I ever had.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver

- Max: You haven't slept with her, have you?
- William Thacker: That is a cheap question and the answer is, of course, no comment.
- Max: "No comment" means "yes".
- William Thacker: No, it doesn't.
- Max: Do you ever masturbate?
- William Thacker: Definitely no comment.
- Max: You see? It means "yes".
Tim McInnerny - Max
Hugh Grant - William Thacker

“All men are islands. And what's more, this is the time to be one. This is an island age. A hundred years ago, for example, you had to depend on other people. No one had TV or CDs or DVDs or home espresso makers. As a matter of fact they didn't have anything cool. Whereas now you can make yourself a little island paradise. With the right supplies...” (continue)(continue reading)
Hugh Grant - Will Freeman

“- George Sand: Chopin, do you love me?
- Frederic Chopin: God help me, I do. You are superb.”
Judy Davis - George Sand
Hugh Grant - Frederic Chopin

“You realize, I can actually move from one side of this apartment to the other in 6 seconds?”
Hugh Grant - George Wade

“I find the people [in Hollywood] take themselves so seriously and they don't understand my self-effacing ways. I say 'Oh please, it's a terrible film and I'm awful in it,' and they take me at my word. It's quite grotesque.”
Hugh Grant

“- Anna Scott: Wait, what about me?
- Max: Sorry, you think you deserve the brownie?
- Anna Scott: Well a shot at it at least huh?
- William Thacker: Well, you'll have to fight me for it, this is a very good brownie.”

Julia Roberts - Anna Scott
Tim McInnerny - Max
Hugh Grant - William Thacker

“Excuse me. I think I had better be where other people are not.”
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“- David: So, you can see the difference between this Tintoretto and the earlier Byzantine painting we looked at? What would you say is the most significant difference?
- Ray: Me? I'd say the frame's bigger here.”
Hugh Grant - David
Woody Allen - Ray