Hugh Grant movie quotes

“- Will: Every man is an island. I stand by that. But clearly some men are island CHAINS. Underneath, they are connected...
- Marcus: I used to think two was not enough. But now things are great; there are loads of people...”
Hugh Grant - Will Freeman
Nicholas Hoult - Marcus Brewer

- Anna Scott: Rita Hayworth used to say, "They go to bed with Gilda; they wake up with me".
- William Thacker: Who's Gilda?
- Anna Scott: Her most famous part. Men went to bed with the dream; they didn't like it when they would wake up with the reality.
Julia Roberts - Anna Scott
Hugh Grant - William Thacker

“And there I was killing them softly with my song. Or rather being killed. And not so softly either.”

Hugh Grant - Will Freeman

“- Clive Durham: Maurice, I hope nothing is wrong?
- Maurice Hall: Pretty well everything.”
Hugh Grant - Clive Durham
James Wilby - Maurice Hall

“- William Thacker: You like Chagall?
- Anna Scott: I do. It feels like how being in love should be. Floating through a dark blue sky.
- William Thacker: With a goat playing the violin.
- Anna Scott: Yes, happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat.”
Hugh Grant - William Thacker
Julia Roberts - Anna Scott

“- Charles: Why am I always at, uh, weddings, and never actually getting married, Matt?
- Matthew: It's probably 'cause you're a bit scruffy. Or it could also be 'cause you haven't met the right girl.
- Charles: Ah, but you see, is that it? Maybe I have met the right girls. Maybe I meet the right girls all the time. Maybe it's me.”
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One
John Hannah - Matthew - Wedding One

“- Fiona: There's a sort of greatness to your lateness.
- Charles: Thanks, it's not achieved without real suffering.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Fiona - Wedding One
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“- Daniel Cleaver: Doesn't everyone deserve a second chance?
- Bridget Jones: Except Hitler.”
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“Being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered. The SAS are absolutely charming. Ruthless trained killers are just a phone call away.”

Hugh Grant - The Prime Minister

“- Elinor Dashwood: What will your duties be?
- Edward Ferrars: Sword fighting, obviously, administering rum and swabbing.
- Elinor Dashwood: Which of those duties will take precedence?
- Edward Ferrars: Swabbing, I imagine.”

Emma Thompson - Elinor Dashwood
Hugh Grant - Edward Ferrars

“Would you like something to eat? Something to nibble? Apricots, soaked in honey? Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting like apricots and makes them taste like honey... and if you wanted honey, you could just... buy honey. Instead of apricots. But nevertheless they're yours if you want them.”
Hugh Grant - William Thacker

“I'm so sorry, I was a disgrace, I know now what a bastard I was, I was completely selfish and you had absolutely every right to walk out on me, but I want you to reconsider... will you marry me? Rebecca, be my wife.”
Hugh Grant - Samuel Faulkner

“General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often, it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there.”
Hugh Grant - The Prime Minister

“- Lucy Kelson: George, I think you are the most selfish human being on the planet.
- George Wade: Well, that's just silly. Have you met everyone on the planet?”
Sandra Bullock - Lucy Kelson
Hugh Grant - George Wade

“- June Carver: Do you know what I like even more than chess?
- George Wade: Pokémon?”
Alicia Witt - June Carver
Hugh Grant - George Wade

“- Gareth: We had the most delightful girl at our table. Carrie, apparently her fiancé's terribly grand and owns half of Scotland. How about you?
- Charles: I seem to be stuck in the wedding from hell, ghosts of girlfriends past at every turn.”
Simon Callow - Gareth - Wedding One
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“If you have to travel alone, travel in style.”
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver

“- Rebecca Taylor: Sam! My water broke!
- Samuel Faulkner: Well, we'll get you another one!”
Julianne Moore - Rebecca Taylor
Hugh Grant - Samuel Faulkner

“- Charles: Tom, are you the richest man in England?
- Tom: Oh, no. We're... like, seventh.”
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One
James Fleet - Tom - Wedding One

“- David: I'm talking about Henry James, the author. Yeah? Well, this is where he lived and this is where he worked.
- Ray: Where did he eat? I'm hungry. I don't care where he lived. I want to know where he ate.”
Hugh Grant - David
Woody Allen - Ray

“- William Thacker: Do you... always say no to everything?
- Anna Scott: [thinks] No.”
Hugh Grant - William Thacker
Julia Roberts - Anna Scott

“I am, as ever, in bewildered awe of anyone who makes this kind of commitment that Angus and Laura have made today. I know I couldn't do it and I think it's wonderful they can.”

Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“- Carrie: Just before I go, when were you thinking of announcing the engagement?
- Charles: Uhh... I'm sorry, whose engagement?
- Carrie: Ours. I assumed, since we slept together, that we would be getting married. What did you think?”
Andie MacDowell - Carrie - Wedding One
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yecch!”

Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“Those men upstairs, maybe there isn't much point to their lives. Maybe they are doing a great thing for the world. Maybe they are heroes. But they didn't choose to be. You chose for them. And you can't do that, because you're a doctor, and you took an oath. I don't care if you find a cure for every disease on the planet! You tortured and...” (continue)(continue reading)

Hugh Grant - Dr. Guy Luthan