Jason Lee movie quotes
- Name
- Jason
- Last name
- Lee
- Pseudonym
- Jason Lee
- Born
- April 25, 1970 in Orange County
- Gender
- male
- Nationality
- North American
- Profession
- actor, tv producer
- Zodiac sign
- Taurus
Jason Lee movie quotes, phrases and lines
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“Celebrities say they date other celebrities because they have the same job. But I think they just like dating famous people. Celebrities attract each other, like cattle.”
- From the animation: The Incredibles
“Now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's the way it works.”
- From the movie: Chasing Amy
- From the movie: Almost Famous
“He was never a person, he was a journalist!”
- From the movie: Alvin and the Chipmunks
- From the movie: Mallrats
- From the movie: Corrina, Corrina
- Beaver: What's it called when you got a constant woody and it won't go down?
- Henry: You mean priapism?
- Beaver: See, I'm practically “priasmic”. - From the movie: Mumford
“- Dr. Mumford: Skip, you know that it is improper, completely unethical for a licensed psychologist to carry on a romantic relationship with one of his patients.
- Skip Skipperton: I guess it makes sense.
- Dr. Mumford: Yes. Yes, it does.” - From the movie: Mumford
“- Skip Skipperton: Do you know how I spend my every single solitary moment?
- Dr. Mumford: Jerking off?
- Skip Skipperton: No, that's a good guess though!” - From the animation: The Incredibles
“You can't count on anyone, especially your heroes.”
- From the movie: Kissing a Fool
“Now I know in this little three week Love Boat episode of yours, you think you've come to know what love is. But, you know what? I don't know that you have.”
- From the movie: Kissing a Fool
“- Jay Murphy: The $64,000 question is, how do you know beforehand that you're with the wrong person so you can avoid having them wreak havoc on a large portion of your life?
- Samantha Andrews: I don't think you do know until you meet the right person, 'cause then you just... you just... you just feel something that you know you've never felt...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Mumford
“I wish I could live in the shower. I'd take five a day if I had time. I went to this spa in Germany, a sanitarium practically, up on this mountain. The great thing: they just kept you wet, all day.”
- From the movie: Chasing Amy
“- Alyssa Jones: So, for you, to fuck is to penetrate. You're used to the more traditional definition. You inside some girl you duped, jackhammering away, not noticing that bored look in her eyes.
- Banky Edwards: Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes, alright?” - From the movie: Mallrats
- From the movie: Heartbreakers
- Jack Withrowe: Isn't that the shoe you wanted to jam up my ass?
- Page Conners: No, that was the 6" heel. “I wasn't a kid who moved out from Iowa with aspirations of becoming a famous star - I was intrigued by the idea of filmmaking and by the idea of what it would be like to play a character in a movie.”
“When you reach a certain status in Hollywood, you have to play a lot of games to stay in the limelight. It becomes more about being famous than being an actor.”
“It's difficult to get away from the shadow of a TV character.”
- From the movie: Kissing a Fool
“- Max Abbitt: I'm not gonna depress myself, and sit in my room all night listening to Barry Manilow records.
- Jay Murphy: Hey, that was a radio special!” - From the movie: Mallrats
“She also said I had no dick. Which precedes the financial question, proving once more what women really look for.”
- From the movie: Mumford
“I may be young but, Doc, I can tell you that I'm very immature.”
- From the movie: Stealing Harvard
“- John Plummer: Duff? Don't you think you're taking a little bit too much off the top?
- Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: John, I know what I’m doing okay? I've got to taper it so the sunlight reaches the lower leaves during the growing season!
- John Plummer: What about that string there?
- Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: The string is a guide John. It's just a...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Vanilla Sky
“You can do whatever you want with your life, but one day you'll know what love truly is. It's the sour and the sweet. And I know sour, which allows me to appreciate the sweet.”
- From the movie: Heartbreakers
“- Page Conners: Just give it to me, or would you rather have my heel up your ass?
- Jack Withrowe: Who told you I'm into that?”
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