Jeff Goldblum movie quotes

“People work harder when conditions are worse.”
Jeff Goldblum

“The original settlers of Alaska apparently were Russian.”
Jeff Goldblum

“It's best not to stare at the sun during an eclipse.”
Jeff Goldblum

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm

“- Elizabeth Driscoll: I have seen these flowers all over. They are growing like parasites on other plants. All of a sudden. Where are they coming from?
- Nancy Bellicec: Outer space?
- Jack Bellicec: What are you talking about? A space flower?
- Nancy Bellicec: Well why not a space flower? Why do we always expect metal ships?
- Jack Bellicec:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brooke Adams - Elizabeth Driscoll
Veronica Cartwright - Nancy Bellicec
Jeff Goldblum - Jack Bellicec

“You wanna fuck with our democracy, undermine our way of life? Every American believes their vote counts. You wanna tell them that's not true?”
Jeff Goldblum - Alan Stewart

- Mary: Well, the only other thing at the moment is a new musical that the RSC are doing.
- Dexter King: Er, what's it about?
- Mary: The Elephant Man.
- Dexter King: A musical of the Elephant Man? What's it called?
- Mary: "Elephant", I think - with an exclamation mark presumably.
- Dexter King: Pity the poor bastard who has to play the... (continue)(continue reading)
Anna Massey - Mary
Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King

“- Hammond: I want to hear every viewpoint, I really do.
- Malcolm: Don't you see the danger, John, inherent in what you're doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun.”
Richard Attenborough - Hammond
Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm

“- Hammond: Condors are on the verge of extinction! If I were to create a flock of condors on this island, you wouldn't have anything to say!
- Malcolm: This isn't some species that was obliterated by deforestation or the building of a dam. Dinosaurs had their shot and nature selected them for extinction!”
Richard Attenborough - Hammond
Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm

“- Prostitute: Care for a fuck, big boy?
- Dexter King: No thanks, just had one.”
Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King

“That's the great thing about the outdoors, it's one giant toilet.”
Jeff Goldblum - Michael

“Here's the story: the people are voting, there's an election, and the democratic process is working. The only sour note? The people won't end up with the candidate that they voted for to be President. We can still celebrate the process. The democracy which we hold so dear will have worked. Everybody's gonna be satisfied...”
Jeff Goldblum - Alan Stewart

“- Ron Anderson: Listen, Dexter, is there something troubling you? Something that you would like to talk to someone about?
- Dexter King: Well, yes, as a matter of fact there is...
- Ron Anderson: Then for fuck's sake talk to someone about it, will you? And sort it out before I sack you and hire a lobotomized monkey to play your role. Okay?”
Rowan Atkinson - Ron Anderson
Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King

“- John Hull: David, come on. Take your feet off the couch. You don't do that at your mother's house, do you?
- David Jason: Nouveau anal, I think this is called.”
Laurence Fishburne - John Hull
Jeff Goldblum - David Jason

- Liaison Man: You mean for this "space race" you don't want our best pilots?
- Recruiter: I didn't say that. We want the best pilots that we can get.
David Clennon - Liaison Man
Jeff Goldblum - Recruiter

“- Julius Levinson: You punched the President?
- David Levinson: He wasn't the President yet!”
Judd Hirsch - Julius Levinson
Jeff Goldblum - David Levinson

“- Seth Brundle: The disease has just revealed its purpose. We don't have to worry about contagion anymore... I know what the disease wants.
- Veronica Quaife: What does the disease want?
- Seth Brundle: It wants to turn me into something else. That's not too terrible, is it? Most people would give anything to be turned into something else.”
Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle
Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife

“Perception of legitimacy is more important than legitimacy itself. That's the greater truth.”
Jeff Goldblum - Alan Stewart

“- Meg: I'm going to wash my hair and puke.
- Michael: Puke first.”
Mary Kay Place - Meg
Jeff Goldblum - Michael

“With dreams begin responsibilities.”
Jeff Goldblum - David Jason

“- David Levinson: Hey, you have any idea how long it takes for those cups to decompose?
- Julius Levinson: If you don't move soon, I'm gonna start to decompose.”
Jeff Goldblum - David Levinson
Judd Hirsch - Julius Levinson

“You have to leave now, and never come back here. Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects don't have politics. They're very brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can't trust the insect. I'd like to become the first insect politician.”

Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle

“- Michael: I'm getting tired of everything I write being read in the can.
- Harold: You can read Dostoyevsky in the can.
- Michael: Yes, but they can't finish it.”
Jeff Goldblum - Michael
Kevin Kline - Harold

“- Veronica Quaife: Those weird hairs that were growing out of your back. I took them to a lab. I had them analyzed.
- Seth Brundle: The hairs? That's a strange thing to do.
- Veronica Quaife: Not as strange as the results. The guy at the lab had trouble identifying them. He finally came to the conclusion, that they were definitely not human. Not...” (continue)(continue reading)
Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife
Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle

“- Veronica Quaife: You're changing Seth. Everything about you is changing. You look bad. You smell bad.
- Seth Brundle: I've never been much of a bather.”
Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife
Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle