Jeff Goldblum movie quotes

“Good. Better. Best. Never let it rest, 'til your good is Better and your better is best!”
Jeff Goldblum - Ricky

“Hey, you want some good parental advice? Don't listen to me.”

Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“- Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
- Malcolm: Yeah but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.”
Richard Attenborough - Hammond
Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm

“Nobody thinks they're a bad person. I'm not even claiming that people always think they're doing the right thing; they may know that they're doing something dishonest or insensitive or manipulative but they almost always think that there's a good reason for doing it. They almost always think it will turn out for the best in the end, even if it...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jeff Goldblum - Michael

“- Dr. David Kibner: Face it, Bellicec, you got some friends who enjoy playing practical jokes.
- Jack Bellicec: I don't have any friends, Dr. Kibner.
- Dr. David Kibner: Then, some enemies.”
Leonard Nimoy - Dr. David Kibner
Jeff Goldblum - Jack Bellicec

“- Wu: You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will breed?
- Malcolm: No. I'm simply saying that life... finds a way.”
BD Wong - Wu
Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm

“- Alan Shepard: It sounds dangerous.
- Recruiter: It is! Extremely dangerous!
- Alan Shepard: Count me in!”

Scott Glenn - Alan Shepard
Jeff Goldblum - Recruiter

“- Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
- Ellie: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.”
Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm
Laura Dern - Ellie

“Help me. Help me be human.”

Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle

“- Nancy Jason: David, you've gotta get out of this business. You have a wife and a daughter who love you. I love you. What more do you want?
- David Jason: I want my cake and eat it too. I want my cake and eat it too.”
Yvette Heyden - Nancy
Jeff Goldblum - David Jason

“I judge a man's life by the way he dies, Ben. Your life was, uh, one note.”
Jeff Goldblum - Mickey Holliday

“- Karen: You'll never get this many people to come to my funeral.
- Michael: Ohh, Karen, I'll come. And, you know... I'll bring a date.”
JoBeth Williams - Karen
Jeff Goldblum - Michael

“The rest of the world is trying to change people for fit the world. I'm trying to change the world to fit people.”
Jeff Goldblum - Jack Bellicec

“- David Jason: What's the most intense sex thing you ever did? You ever, uh, been with two women at the same time?
- John Hull: Yeah, your mother and your father.”
Jeff Goldblum - David Jason
Laurence Fishburne - John Hull

“- Sarah Harding: I'm sick of scratching around in rock and bone, making assumptions about the nurturing habits of animals that have been dead for 65 million years. Then you fill my head with stories. Of course I came down here.
- Ian Malcolm: Stories of mutilation and death.”
Julianne Moore - Sarah Harding
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“- Alistair Hennessey: Hello Eleanor.
- Eleanor Zissou: Is that a new merit badge?
- Alistair Hennessey: Oh, yeah, as a matter of fact it is. I just became a Knight in Portugal, the Presidente gave a special ball...
- Steve Zissou: Don't be nice to Ali, he's my nemesis.”
Jeff Goldblum - Alistair Hennessey
Anjelica Huston - Eleanor Zissou
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou

“We've never made great husbands, have we? Of course, I have a good excuse. I'm part gay.”

Jeff Goldblum - Alistair Hennessey

“We'll be the ultimate family. A family of three joined together in one body. More human than I am alone.”

Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle

“Vengeance shall be mine!”
Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King

“You know, that's the problem with these things. You have to watch them every minute.”

Jeff Goldblum - Michael

“- Harold: Feet grow as you get older.
- Michael: I wish everything did.”

Kevin Kline - Harold
Jeff Goldblum - Michael

“- Veronica Quaife: It tastes... synthetic. So, what have we proved?
- Seth Brundle: The computer is giving us its interpretation of a steak. It's translating it for us; it's rethinking it, rather than reproducing it, and something is getting lost in the translation.”

Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife
Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle

“This isn't your lucky day, barber. Your life is leaving you and I'm killing you.”
Jeff Goldblum - Avnet

“- Dexter King: Please? Just dinner? Let me explain: I was a complete, total, utter idiot! I have learned my lesson completely, totally, utterly!
- Kate: Just dinner?
- Dexter King: Promise!
- Kate: What? No sex at the end?
- Dexter King: Well, maybe - sex? Yes! Alright, if you insist!”
Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King
Emma Thompson - Kate

“What's wrong with my life? Why is my wife sleeping with someone else? Why can't I sleep?”
Jeff Goldblum - Ed Okin