Jeff Goldblum movie quotes

Calvin Stanhope. But my mother used to call me "Slick".
Jeff Goldblum - Slick

“What's so great about discovery? It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world.”

Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm

“- Herb: There's a girl there who will do anything you want for fifty dollars an hour.
- Ed Okin: Like what?
- Herb: Anything! If you want she'll dress like Santa Claus!
- Ed Okin: Will she bring me a pony?”
Dan Aykroyd - Herb
Jeff Goldblum - Ed Okin

“- Tamara: I'm not wearing any underwear.
- Dexter King: Is that, uh... is that... wise?
- Tamara: Screw wisdom! Who wants to be wise?
- Dexter King: The Dalai Lama, to name but one.”
Joanna Kanska - Tamara
Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King

“I will say now, however objectively, that human teleportation, molecular decimation, breakdown, reformation, is inherently purging.”
Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle

“- Ian Malcolm: I'll be right back. I give you my word.
- Kelly Curtis: But you never keep your word!”
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm
Vanessa Chester - Kelly Curtis

“- Karen: How about you Michael? So tell us about the world of big time journalism.
- Sam: Yeah.
- Michael: Well where I work we only have one editorial rule. You can't write anything longer than it takes your average person to take an average crap.”
JoBeth Williams - Karen
Tom Berenger - Sam
Jeff Goldblum - Michael

“- Malcolm: The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here... staggers me.
- Gennaro: Thank you, Dr. Malcolm, but I think things are a little bit different then you and I had feared.
- Malcolm: Yeah, I know. They're a lot worse.”
Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm
Martin Ferrero - Gennaro

“You were right. I am diseased, and... it might be contagious somehow. I wouldn't want to infect you.”

Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle

“- David Jason: This is John Hull, my new associate.
- Betty McCutcheon: Your new Eddie. I hear the old one wore out.
- David Jason: Well. Factory recall. This is the advanced model.”
Jeff Goldblum - David Jason
Victoria Dillard - Betty

“- Seth Brundle: It can't cope with the flesh. It only seems to work on inanimate objects; nothing that's living.
- Veronica Quaife: Why?
- Seth Brundle: Computers are dumb. They only know what you tell them... I must not know enough about the flesh myself. I'm gonna have to learn.”

Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle
Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife

“- John Hammond: Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again.
- Ian Malcolm: No, you're making all new ones.”
Richard Attenborough - John Hammond
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“- Dexter King: All these weeks I've been coming here, I've been wanting to ask you something. What I really want to know is... er, what's your name?
- Kate: Kate... Lemmon. Horrid name!
- Dexter King: No, no, not at all. Could have been worse. Could have been called Hitler, Tampon, or something.”
Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King
Emma Thompson - Kate

“- Sarah Harding: How do we find the adult?
- Ian Malcolm: Follow the screams!”

Julianne Moore - Sarah Harding
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“- David Jason: How come I like balling black chicks so much?
- John Hull: I don't know. Maybe you feel like you're fucking a slave.”
Jeff Goldblum - David Jason
Laurence Fishburne - John Hull

“- Dexter King: How was your day?
- Kate: Not great. A nurses's day is always pretty grisly. A woman I was with gave birth to a baby in a lift.
- Dexter King: Well, that was okay, er?
- Kate: It would have been, but her husband slipped on the afterbirth and broke his collarbone.”
Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King
Emma Thompson - Kate

“- Buckaroo Banzai: You ever thought about joining me full time?
- New Jersey: Whatya mean, you serious, do you have an opening?
- Buckaroo Banzai: Uh huh. Can you sing?
- New Jersey: A little, yeh, I can dance.”
Peter Weller - Buckaroo Banzai
Jeff Goldblum - New Jersey

“Funding. That's what makes your ships go up. I'll tell you something, and you guys too: no bucks, no Buck Rodgers.”
Jeff Goldblum - Recruiter

“Forget this Judeo-Christian bullshit. The same people that taught us virtue are the very ones who enslaved us, baby.”
Jeff Goldblum - David Jason

“- Roland Tembo: Rex just fed, so he won't be hunting for a while.
- Ian Malcolm: Just fed? I assume you're talking about Eddie? You might show a little more respect, the man saved our lives by giving his.
- Roland Tembo: Then his troubles are over.”
Pete Postlethwaite - Roland Tembo
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“A man has two things in this world: his word and his balls. Or is that three things?”
Jeff Goldblum - David Jason

“God take my testicles and fry them up with bacon!”
Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King

“- Sarah Harding: This isn't hunting, Ian, it's searching. They're looking for their infant.
- Ian Malcolm: Let's not disappoint them.”

Julianne Moore - Sarah Harding
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“- Herb: When was the last time you fucked your wife?
- Ed Okin: You're a classy guy, Herb.”
Dan Aykroyd - Herb
Jeff Goldblum - Ed Okin

“All that's happening is I'm trying to get what I want. Which is what everybody does, it's just that some of their styles are so warm or charming or sincere or otherwise phony that you don't realize they're just trying to get what they want. So you see, my transparent efforts are in a way much more honest and admirable.”
Jeff Goldblum - Michael